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Maverick

Maverick

Jack Burkitt
D is for Derby, a horrible place.
E is for Earnie, who tonight bagged a brace.
R is for Ramsey, who made you look sh*te.
B is for your Bleating, you were quiet all night.
Y is for Yelling, the City Ground was rocking.
C is for young Cloughie, who reds fans were mocking.
O is for Obesity, Krissy's wobbling again...
U is for Unlucky that we didn't score TEN.
N is for Nottingham, you've came and you've failed.
T is for Tudgay, a new king is hailed!
and Y is for a Year, this has to be greeted, it's a whole 30 games, at home undefeated!
 
lol Fantastic! Love it! Can you write a poem for me? lol
 
T.B.T. said:
lol Fantastic! Love it! Can you write a poem for me? lol
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Oh dear, sweet Flo,
I love you so,
Especially in your nightie.

When the moonlight flits
across your tits
Oh jesus christ almighty!

:D
 
Flagman said:
Oh dear, sweet Flo,
I love you so,
Especially in your nightie.

When the moonlight flits
across your tits
Oh jesus christ almighty!

:D
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lol Ermmm I like it, I think. lol
 
The Limerick of Nathan Tyson

Tyson stood on the bridge at Lent,
His hamstrings feeling spent,
He gave a cough,
His leg fell off,
And floated down the Trent.
 
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:yes: Still a classic!
 
congo_red said:
It's my works keyboard, therefore it's owned by Renault, making it, to some degree French.
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Is it like this one? They are VERY good and they clean up your mess afterwards! :)
 
The shepherd watched his flock that night
Showed up as a sheepish shower of shite
Lord God above looked down and scoffed
At a man unfit to be called Clough
And blessed a saviour in on loan
To re-find form at his new home
Saint Luke rose up and spread the word
Sir Robbie slaughtered the hapless herd
And all could see the mighty dread
In those who gazed at the sea of red
The shepherd watched his flock that night
Showed up as a sheepish shower of shite
 
Red_Hughes said:
The shepherd watched his flock that night
Showed up as a sheepish shower of shite
Lord God above looked down and scoffed
At a man unfit to be called Clough
And blessed a saviour in on loan
To re-find form at his new home
Saint Luke rose up and spread the word
Sir Robbie slaughtered the hapless herd
And all could see the mighty dread
In those who gazed at the sea of red
The shepherd watched his flock that night
Showed up as a sheepish shower of shite
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That's a good 1st post! Welcome aboard! :) You should submit that to LTLF's content editor ;)
 
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Here ia my rather poor attempt... Lol

F is for forest our team and our pride
I is the irony of the road that links the sides
V is for victory over the rams
E is for enjoyment of watching their fans
T is for twatting the sheepshagging scum
W is the win that left the rams glum*
O is for overjoyed,going out of our minds
X is the kiss as I've run out of lines
 
Five Twox?
 
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