Placenta doctor Mariana Kovacevic

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Geoff Thomas
3/4 weeks ago I said to my son (with tongue in cheek) that the club should get this woman on Forest's full time payroll.

The treatment she is performing to get high profile players such as Robin Van Persie - Frank Lampard - Albert Riera - Yossi Benayoun - Pablo Zabaleta, Vincent Kompany and Nigel de Jong is by massaging the injured area with fluid from a placenta. Kovacevic claims she can halve recovery time by this method.

On Christmas Eve I read on "Teletext" that Liverpool was trying to get her to join their medical team (full time) - I now read Man City have flown her in for a interview regarding the same.

In her own Country, Kovacevic was charging only 3,000 euros for her treatment and so my first thoughts were - "If Forest was to secure her services, then we could possibly make a fortune out of her by hiring her out for far more than she presently charges.
 
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marshal99

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Obviously it helps that she is an attractive lady that can give them boners while she's massaging them.

They wouldn't be so fast to go to her services if she was fugly. :wink:
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marshal99 said:
Obviously it helps that she is an attractive lady that can give them boners while she's massaging them.

They wouldn't be so fast to go to her services if she was fugly. :wink:
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Seargant Reddog

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PSR said:
3/4 weeks ago I said to my son (with tongue in cheek) that the club should get this woman on Forest's full time payroll.

The treatment she is performing to get high profile players such as Robin Van Persie - Frank Lampard - Albert Riera - Yossi Benayoun - Pablo Zabaleta, Vincent Kompany and Nigel de Jong is by massaging the injured area with fluid from a placenta. Kovacevic claims she can halve recovery time by this method.

On Christmas Eve I read on "Teletext" that Liverpool was trying to get her to join their medical team (full time) - I now read Man City have flown her in for a interview regarding the same.

In her own Country, Kovacevic was charging only 3,000 euros for her treatment and so my first thoughts were - "If Forest was to secure her services, then we could possibly make a fortune out of her by hiring her out for far more than she presently charges.
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"Tongue in cheek, Read on Teletext and Placenta massage" ....posted in Forest Banter WTF
 
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Geoff Thomas
Seargant Reddog said:
"Tongue in cheek, Read on Teletext and Placenta massage" ....posted in Forest Banter WTF
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I'm not one to copy others posts dude - Having said that, I will 'Copy & Paste' relevent articles from news paper etc. onto this board if I think they are topical or interesting, so please give us a f***ing clue as to what you are going on about.

Please supply the link from Forest Banter where you think I copied this from.

Seems like you're after a cheap post just to have ago so please supply the link asked for - there's a kind chap.
 
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PSR said:
I'm not one to copy others posts dude - Having said that, I will 'Copy & Paste' relevent articles from news paper etc. onto this board if I think they are topical or interesting, so please give us a f***ing clue as to what you are going on about.

Please supply the link from Forest Banter where you think I copied this from.

Seems like you're after a cheap post just to have ago so please supply the link asked for - there's a kind chap.
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I think his point was it doesn't belong in "Forest Banter" not that you nicked it from elsewhere.

I used to think the England Cricket physio was really fit (I think she's Stuart Broad's sister or something) until I saw a picture of her smiling after the ashes and she looks like Swann in a wig and mouth stretched out!
 
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Geoff Thomas
Johnny Bravo said:
I think his point was it doesn't belong in "Forest Banter" not that you nicked it from elsewhere.

I used to think the England Cricket physio was really fit (I think she's Stuart Broad's sister or something) until I saw a picture of her smiling after the ashes and she looks like Swann in a wig and mouth stretched out!
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Do Swans Gobble? Whoops sorry that's Turkeys. :D
 
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PSR i was only questioning what this had to do with Forest Banter ..it just seem irrelivant in this section

and i aint one for a cheap post!!!!

so f*** off
 
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guinless

A. Trialist
Small beer mate, but he posted it as his own work without linking. Not for the first time either I might add.

Just thought you'd like to know. Simple schoolboy error, eh? ;D
 
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Geoff Thomas
Seargant Reddog said:
PSR i was only questioning what this had to do with Forest Banter ..it just seem irrelivant in this section

and i aint one for a cheap post!!!!

so f**k off
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Your post read....................

"Tongue in cheek, Read on Teletext and Placenta massage" ....posted in Forest Banter WTF

So what is one to make of that?

It was posted in Forest Banter because of what I said in my first paragraph - that the club should get this woman on Forest's full time payroll.

Had you thought it was in the wrong place then there are better ways of expressing it than questioning it by putting WTF at the end of your post.

I'm sure the Mod's would have moved it if it had been in the wrong place - you questioning it leads me to think you're trying to police the site. :)
 
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To answer the original question we don't have her on the payroll because we've either never heard of her or because if she was any good a richer club would have her.

I think the more important question is who cares?

I'd rather we talk about Football, not about pimping out some doctor who is nothing to do with us.

I think it's more important to sign a centre back, not a lady who likes to rub goop on footballers.

And you say only 3000 euros like its a bargain for some experimental treatment. If we're going to waste money I'd rather go down the Leeds route of fish and flowers for the reception.
 
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Geoff Thomas
Seargant Reddog said:
PSR i have better things to contribute to this forum

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Like your abrasive first comment on this post WTF!!!

You start with an attack but then say you have better things to do - Well then.........Do one.
 
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Johnny Bravo said:
Together? I prefer my fish with chips.
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I never should have mentioned fish in an LTLF thread. It's clearly the wrong plaice.

I hate it when such an excellent thread deteriorates into bad fish gags.
 
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guinless said:
Small beer mate, but he posted it as his own work without linking. Not for the first time either I might add.

Just thought you'd like to know. Simple schoolboy error, eh? ;D
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Its almost as heinous as making up random rumours and claiming them as fact.
 
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Stuart Pearce
When I was a kid, the only thing you recycled was foil tops from milk bottles. Our milk botttle tops provided about fifteen blind people with guide dogs.
Now, we recycle everything and the only thing I throw away is foil.
Thanks to that Labour Blind bloke there are blind people stumbling all over my thrown away foil tops.
 
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PSR said:
Having said that, I will 'Copy & Paste' relevent articles from news paper etc. onto this board if I think they are topical or interesting, so please give us a f***ing clue as to what you are going on about.
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Give us a non personal 'Relevant Issue' that accounts why we should have this Placenta stroking bird at our place and how it is relevant to our issues ...if she has quoted Nottingham Forest Please let me know coz in all honesty i will be very intrested!

Oherwise i might as well quote i have an itchy left bollox !

It aint that i have a personal issue with you PSR but your posts are rather random !
 
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My house mate is a Rosenborg fan and Im sorry to say that the sexy blonde physio is no longer their physio. She is Pregnant with the captains child and as such is on leave.

He also Left his wife for her........... Still she's pretty hot right?!? So cant really blame him.
 
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