This isn't my work. It's a poster called 'Mish' on wbaunofficial. But so true.
"Firstly, what is it with a 90 minute w**kfest by the commentators over the Geordie massive? I thought I'd pressed the fooking fanzone button by mistake. If I was a Forest fan I'd be fuming. I think the only Forest player who got a mention was Perch and that's because he managed to keep 'world class' Gutierrez in check. Who is a diving cheating bastard, while we're at it. They're on telly more than Jeremy bleeding Kyle.
Secondly, time for a reality check. Newcastle are in a similar situation to us. They have one or two players who are Premiership class. Andy Carroll, for instance, will be made to look stupid by Prem defenders. As will Routledge, Ameobi, Guthrie, and most of the rest of the squad. And no. despite the dribblings of the local rag up here, Carroll will not be on the plane to South Africa unless he's going there on f***ing holiday. And Messi must look at Gutierrez in training for Argentina and think 'how the fook has this happened?'
Thirdly, the fans. Has there ever been a group of fans so firmly stuck up their own rectums? I had a row in a bar last year with a lad who told me that I should want them to stay up as they are such a massive club and a credit to the Premiership. You deluded ****nuts. Yes you're getting 40,000 crowds now but where the hell were you all in 1991 when you had 11,000 against us? You are not 'the loyalist football supporters the world has ever had'. Although you may, indeed, be the fattest.
Which brings me on to another thing. Not wearing coats and taking your shirts off when it's sub zero and pissing it down doesn't mean you're hard; it means that you're retarded. If you must show off those pecs that you've obtained by drinking dog and eating pies, at least go to the gym so you don't look like walking heart attacks.
Lovely city. Odious club."
"Firstly, what is it with a 90 minute w**kfest by the commentators over the Geordie massive? I thought I'd pressed the fooking fanzone button by mistake. If I was a Forest fan I'd be fuming. I think the only Forest player who got a mention was Perch and that's because he managed to keep 'world class' Gutierrez in check. Who is a diving cheating bastard, while we're at it. They're on telly more than Jeremy bleeding Kyle.
Secondly, time for a reality check. Newcastle are in a similar situation to us. They have one or two players who are Premiership class. Andy Carroll, for instance, will be made to look stupid by Prem defenders. As will Routledge, Ameobi, Guthrie, and most of the rest of the squad. And no. despite the dribblings of the local rag up here, Carroll will not be on the plane to South Africa unless he's going there on f***ing holiday. And Messi must look at Gutierrez in training for Argentina and think 'how the fook has this happened?'
Thirdly, the fans. Has there ever been a group of fans so firmly stuck up their own rectums? I had a row in a bar last year with a lad who told me that I should want them to stay up as they are such a massive club and a credit to the Premiership. You deluded ****nuts. Yes you're getting 40,000 crowds now but where the hell were you all in 1991 when you had 11,000 against us? You are not 'the loyalist football supporters the world has ever had'. Although you may, indeed, be the fattest.
Which brings me on to another thing. Not wearing coats and taking your shirts off when it's sub zero and pissing it down doesn't mean you're hard; it means that you're retarded. If you must show off those pecs that you've obtained by drinking dog and eating pies, at least go to the gym so you don't look like walking heart attacks.
Lovely city. Odious club."
