Alternatively, park in front of the Blackpool team bus this afternoon so they can't make the game and forfeit the tie.
Not much parking around the cricket ground available at the mo - due to the cricket. I guess that'll be finished about 6:30 though ? ?
Most of the pensioners watching the CCC match will be on hired Shopmobility scooters anyway.
I was actually run over by a mobility scooter once. This is no laughing matter.
I was actually run over by a mobility scooter once. This is no laughing matter.
Only my feet, though.
It was being ridden/driven by some unbelievably fat bloke. You know the sort - they make you think "you wouldn't be so f***ing huge if you ever got off that thing". It really just looked like a giant stomach with four wheels underneath.
That said, he could have been disabled. And had an unbelievable liking for pies.
It was at the riverside festival, it appeared through the crowd and then .. crunch, crunch .. and he drove off into the sunset.
Very slowly.
And I just stood there i disbelief.