Official Playoff Dates thread:

[Special Agent Dale Cooper]

so anyone hazzard a guess at when they are?

8th and 12th?

12th and 15th?


I need to know more than ever...because

Player, give me some brew an I might just chill,
but I'm the type that like to light another joint
Like Cypress Hill
I'm steal doobies spit loogies when I puff on it,
I got some bucks on it, but it ain't enuff on it
go get the S-t. I-d-e-s
never the less, I'm hella Fresh,
rollin joints like a cigarrette
so pass it cross the table like Ping Pong,
I'm gone, beatin my chest like King Kong,
it's on, wrap my lips around a 40,
and when it comes to get another stogie,
fools all kick in like Shinobi
no, me ain't my homie to begin with,
it's too many heads to be poppin at my friend hit it
unless you pull out the phat, crispy
five dollar bill on the real before its history
cos fools be havin the vaccum lungs,
an if you let em hit it for free,
you hellar "dum-dum-dum-dum"
I come to school with a taylor on my earlobe
avoidin all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos
I be blowin up the land like where tha bomb at?
give me two bucks,
you take a puff, and pass my bomb back
suck up the dank like a slurpy the serious bomb
will make a nigge go delirous like Eddie Murphy
I got more growin pains than Maggie
cos homies nag me,
to take the dank out of the baggie


1-I got five on it,
grab your 40, let's get keyed
I got five on it,
messin wit that Indo weed
I got five on it,
it's got me stuck and not go back
I got five on it,
potna lets go half on a sack

 

[Tutts]

They've been announced. You just need to search.

I would but I can't be bothered.

8th and the something I think.

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

I think this whole posting lyrics business is stupid and childish, so have nothing more to add than this.

I think the first line has particular resonance for all of us


Sometimes the river flows but nothing breathes.
A train arrives but never leaves.
It's a shame.
Oh life like love that walks out of the door.
Of being rich or being poor.
Such a shame.
But it's then, then that faith arrives.
To make you feel at least alive.
And that's why you should keep on aiming high.
Just seek yourself and you will shine
You've got to search for the hero inside yourself.
Search for the secrets you hide.
Search for the hero inside yourself.
Until you find the key to your life.
In this life long and hard though it may seem
Live it as you'd live a dream.
Aim so high.
Just keep the flame of truth burning bright.
The missing treasure you must find.
Because you and only you alone.
Can build a bridge across the stream.
Weave your spell in life's rich tapestry.
Your passport to a feel supreme.
Chorus.

 

[Special Agent Dale Cooper]

oooh so they have


Brilliant!

 

[DanR]

oooh so they have


Brilliant!

Where are they, I would search for them but I'm too lazy.

I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me
I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk

I open up my mouth, it comes rushin' out
Nothin', doin' nadda, never, how you like me now?
Wouldn't it be mad, wouldn't it be fine
Lazy, lucky lady, dancin', lovin' all the time

I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me
Some folks they got money an' some folks lives are sweet
Some folks make decisions an' some folks clean the streets, now
Imagine what it feels like, imagine how it sounds
Imagine life is perfect an' everything works out

No tears are fallin' from my eyes I'm keepin' all the pain inside
Now don't you wanna live with me? I'm lazy as a man can be!

I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me

Imagine there's a girlfriend, imagine there's a job
Imagine there's an answer, imagine there's a God
Imagine I'm a Devil, imagine I'm a Saint
Lazy money, lazy sexy, lazy outta space!

No tears are fallin' from my eyes
I'm keepin' all the pain inside
Now don't you wanna live with me?
I'm lazy as a man can be!

I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me

Lazy when I work, lazy on the bed
Screamin' all you like, but it only fades away
I'm lazy when I'm prayin', lazy on the job
Got a lazy mind, a lazy eye, a lazy lazy father

Hard men, hard lives
Hard keepin' it all inside
Good times, good God
I'm so lazy I almost stop!

*cough*

I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me

I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me

 

[Special Agent Dale Cooper]

Sat 8th May – Semi Final 1st Leg – 12.45pm
Sat 8th May – Semi Final 1st Leg – 5.30pm
Tues 11th May – Semi Final 2nd Leg – TBC
Wed 12th May – Semi Final 2nd Leg – TBC


If I were to say to you

"can you keep a secret? "

Would you know just what to do

Or where to keep it?

Then I say"i love you"

And foul the situation

"hey girl I thought we were

The right combination".



Who broke my heart?

You did, you did

Bow to the target,

Blame cupid, cupid

You think you�re smart

Stupid, stupid.

 

[DanR]

Great work there Lee Henry, looks like we'll be queuing outside the ticket office on the morning of Thursday 13th May...

 

[Alvar Hanso]

Is that when the tickets for our friendly against Mansfield go on sale?

 

[Daniel]

The final is Sat 22 May

 

[Leppiey!]

The final is Sat 22 May

I do hope that'll be a happy birthday for me!

 

[Special Agent Dale Cooper]

you look a bit peaky - try getting some fresh air

 

[FBS]

Is that when the tickets for our friendly against Mansfield go on sale?

Its for the County friendly. We have the whole of the Jimmy Squirrel stand

 

[DanR]

Its for the County friendly. We have the whole of the Jimmy Squirrel stand

There's no better way to prepare for our arrival in the big time by playing County and filling the Jimmy Squirrel stand.

 

[ubique]

better make sure I get my away membership early I'd hate to miss out on this one

 

[DanR]

better make sure I get my away membership early I'd hate to miss out on this one

Now you live in Clifton you should be able to get a ticket in the home end if need be.

 

[ubique]

init blud - Brap!

 

[EmJay]

Just had a go on BBC predictor, and had us playing Blackpool away in the first leg, home in the 2nd, with the winner facing the winner of Cardiff v Leicester at Wembley, and Swansea missing out by a point.

 

[T.B.T.]

Here's the link to The Football League web site with confirmation of all dates.

 

[earthworm]

Just had a go on BBC predictor, and had us playing Blackpool away in the first leg, home in the 2nd, with the winner facing the winner of Cardiff v Leicester at Wembley, and Swansea missing out by a point.

Wahey! The PREDICTOR has been wheeled out. That can mean only one thing; of season squeaky bum time.

 

[FBS]

Just had a go on BBC predictor, and had us playing Blackpool away in the first leg, home in the 2nd, with the winner facing the winner of Cardiff v Leicester at Wembley, and Swansea missing out by a point.

I haven't seen the remaining games for the other teams, but I think we will be played Leicester in the semi's

 

[wemaybefamousagain]

I can't bloody go if we are at home on Weds the 12th as I am in Italy. Please let it be the Tuesday!