Nottingham World Cup song?

Maverick

Jack Burkitt
Has anyone else heard anything about this?

Alleged to feature Forest and Notts players and Carl Froch and, most intriguingly, Billy Davies. Why would he feature on an England World Cup song?
 
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winnits

Guest
"Och, I dinnae give a rat's ass!" as a nice humourous ending part? :D

I suppose he's an ambassador for Nottingham whether he likes it or not :D
 

EpicLulz

Viv Anderson
Billy Davies. Why would he feature on an England World Cup song?




Well.




My entire life I have been taught to stand up for my beliefs, to be a person of high morals and ethics. That's why I feel obligated to counteract the subtle but pervasive social message that says that Billy Davis's faith in paternalism gives him an uncanny ability to detect astral energy and cosmic vibrations. For the sake of review, there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of absenteeism, and there are those who are not. Billy is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why he has been known to "prove" statistically that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. As you might have suspected, his proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Billy's "proof" demonstrates only that if his devotees had even an ounce of integrity they would address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by Billy because they saw no other options for change.

If you study Billy's garrulous machinations long enough, you'll come to the inescapable conclusion that his apple-polishers want so much to change children's values from those taught in the home to those considered chic by dirty, ophidian degenerates that the concept of right vs. wrong never comes up. I'll say that again because I want it to sink in: Some foolish, unenlightened spongers are hopelessly unambitious. One of Billy's favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always his solutions that grant him the freedom to fuel inquisitions, never the original problem.

Billy should stop calling me a scary boor. Although I've been called worse things by better people, Billy really shouldn't attack the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview. That's just plain common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate his remarks are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity.

Don't be intimidated by Billy's threat to egg on negative externalities in the form of evasion, collusion, and corruption. You may have noticed that Billy's insults have earned him opprobrium, suspicion, resentment, and hatred. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, if you read between the lines of Billy's views, you'll indisputably find that instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally provide you with vital information that Billy has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. Yes, Billy will try to stop us by challenging all I stand for, but he claims that violence and prejudice are funny. Whether that's true or not, his evidence is corrupted by a vast amount of nonsense and outright fraud. Before we can further discuss Billy's claim we must acknowledge that by refusing to act, by refusing to treat the blows of circumstance, we are giving Billy the power to break us up into a set of quarreling, wrangling, squabbling factions.

Contrary to the Rousseauian ideal of the transparency of the general will to itself, many people who follow Billy's allegations have come to the erroneous conclusion that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. The truth of the matter is that I plan to help people break free of his cycle of oppression. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, Billy explicitly seeks out situations where his cankered behavior will be tolerated, condoned, and admired. End of story. Actually, I should add that he presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, Billy devises new schemes to teach the next generation how to hate—and whom to hate. Although Billy Davis carries the seeds of his own self-destruction, we are here to gain our voice in this world, and whether or not Billy approves, we will continue to be heard.
 

Rigler

Jack Burkitt
I couldn't be arsed to read that. Can someone sum it up in 4 or 5 sentances?
 

earthworm

Jack Burkitt
He's found a text book somewhere on line, about something heavy, and swapped the name of somebody important for Billy's.

Anyway, we've already got a song for the Nottingham World Cup, it goes like this ...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBGB0SrOYx4[/YOUTUBE]

Its known as the "we're not Gamston Green Belt Rovers ballad".
 

incapable hulk

Best served cold

Stratty

Jack Burkitt

Maverick

Jack Burkitt
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM8xmkYxtfs[/youtube]

:D
 
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winnits

Guest
I didn't think I was going to like it, but it was quite good fun :)
 

incapable hulk

Best served cold
Yeah, thats pretty funny :D
 

bakeri666

Geoff Thomas
No, good point...
but it means the best world cup song won't be the best selling because it's been localised
 

ubique

#FindElaine
had the chart on in the car and dirty Leeds have somehow got their song to number 10 this week!
 
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