trent-ender
Youth Team
My colleague refuses to accept he is a whinging tosser... any nigel clough quotes would be most appreciated...
Nigel Cloughisms
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Baronvon
Jack Burkitt
"Freddy Starr ate my hamster."
Bonalair
John Robertson
see the 'All Respect Is Now Out Of The Window' thread for some classics.....
Timothy Pope
Just another roll of the Dyche
"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one million."
"We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was a right numpty."
"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I'm a shit manager - I would hope they wouldn't say that, and I would hope somebody liked me, but it's true. I'm a shit manager living off my Dad's name"
"We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was a right numpty."
"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I'm a shit manager - I would hope they wouldn't say that, and I would hope somebody liked me, but it's true. I'm a shit manager living off my Dad's name"
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yam
Guest
"If God had meant for football to be beautiful he wouldn't have created Robbie Savage"
"I'm sure the Forest selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I couldn't run the show. They were shrewd, because that's exactly what I wouldn't have done."
"I'm sure the Forest selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I couldn't run the show. They were shrewd, because that's exactly what I wouldn't have done."
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Daniel
Guest
lol lolTimothy Pope said:
I've decided to pick my moment to retire very carefully - in about 200 minutes time.
On occasions I have been a big twat. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself a Big twat just to remind myself i'm never going to be like my dad.
Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by me who barely know how to win at dominoes.
The river Trent is lovely, Dad knew because as he walked on it for 18 years and now i'm dogging by it.
Bonalair
John Robertson
"To be honest, I'm a complete wnaker myself....but even I think Robbie Savage is a cnut"
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Gabriel
Guest
leave him alone, he's still my God
Ravi
Upper Decker
"Bywater for England" 
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yam
Guest
Week in Week out said:"Bywater for England"
I think that is all you need :nowink:
OnsideBrianRice
A. Trialist
"Rome wasnt built in a day, I was on that job"
PSR
Geoff Thomas
We sit down and talk about it for twenty minutes and then decide that my right hand buddy Lilly Savage is always right.
sammysnake
A. Trialist
"it was a derby game you expect tackles to go flying in"..... :nowink:
Anatoli
Stuart Pearce
It's a shame that when it comes to football management, I take after my Mum.
WNYForest
First Team Squad
"....we've got a little fat guy who won't turn anybody inside out"
weasel
Grenville Morris
"when there's a melee of 20-30 people, arms and legs fly around. There may have been contact, but it was accidental"
translation
"I ran in and kicked the **** behind his back, but I've not got the class or bottle to admit it"
translation
"I ran in and kicked the **** behind his back, but I've not got the class or bottle to admit it"
Ravi
Upper Decker
Anatoli said:
Good one.
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clusternakker
Guest
"Playing them means nothing to me personally but everything for our lads who, in their lives, will never have the chance again to play Manchester United."
incapable hulk
Best served cold
WNYForest said:
...unless its a pinata and he thinks theres chocolate and sweets inside.
The main nigel cloughisms I cant think of are "ummmm" and "errrrrr"
They seem to fill 90% of his sentances.
-nffc-josh-
A. Trialist
incapable hulk said:
'Forest are the big spenders in the league' fills up the other 10%
earthworm
Jack Burkitt
Josh#8 said:
They spent loads too, and Paul Jewel pissed it all up the wall in a manner Platt would have been proud of. Why is that our fault Nigel?!