Need some advice – Direby v QPR

[Oakwood Red]

This Saturday at half-time my daughter as part of a cheerleader outfit is dancing at half-time at Shame Park . I’m still not sure how I allowed her to attend :wacko: (she is also a Forest fan), and I’m sitting with some Direby fans . Not sure how long I can keep my trap shut or if they will grass me up as a Red Dog, not bothered either way, any advice?

Will be very happy if we make it 6 wins on the bounce before the game starts and when QPR score their first goal ;D, what do I do?

 

[ubique]

I've gone for drinking lots mate

You should also ensure your daughter (and the group if possible) are all wearing an item of red (failing that she could always wear the Garidaldi under her cheerleading kit

 

[Tutts]

Can't you get a QPR ticket?

 

[kezz]

Listen, I've done much worse than that.

I worked two games of the 07/08 season there as a waitor in the executive boxes.

Obviously Forest weren't playing at the time, but it was awful, and I upset a lot of people cheering every single goal of the 6 that Villa put passed them. The other game I saw was their final Prem match where Reading did them 4-0. Loved it.

Will never work there again though no matter how desperate. I doubt they'll have me either!

 

[zigga-zagga]

2.30 - 3.45 stand on the concourse drinking
3.45 - 4.00 watch your daughter with pride
4.00 - 4.45 wait in the car

Do not allow your eyes to be sullied by the site of performing sheep. If they take on the guise of human beings you must remember the words of Vincent Price when he played Matthew Hopkins in Witchfinder General "If thine eyes deceive thee then pluck them out" whereupon he removed the eyes of a woman!

 

[djming79-80]

Being a PE teacher I have to attend the yearly conference at Shite Park. You usually find a small pocket of reds huddled together to ward off any evil. All of us wear something forest, suuch as a key ring or socks to keep us from falling under their spell and committing acts of lunacy such as spouting bollocks about"gary teale being a revelation since cloughie too over" and other derbyisms. Last time I was there I asked Tom Glick why all the pictures of Billy's promotion season had been taken down and he didn't half squirm, the Donny Osmond faced turd.
By the way, if you're staying for the game, take a sedoku with you. my mate works on the bar matchdays and he says the team couldn't care less on the pitch and look totally bone idle.

 

[earthworm]

Clearly the 1st one should be winning. Just get steaming and make the best of a bad job.

 

[birkin youth]

Cheer when QPR score.

They've been putting a fair few goals away recently - and with Derby's injury problems - they could easily get a few.

Also, start booing the team off at HT, see how many people join in

 

[Maverick]

Don't forget your sheepy mask ;D

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

Either, change your bluetooth name from 'Forest Till I Die' or if you get any bluetooth requests, don't accept them. I learnt the hard way !

 

[DanR]

When Derby lose, call for the manager to be replaced by Robbie Savage.

 

[Daniel]

Just sing Nigel Clough's a football genius through the match... ;D

 

[Flaggers]

2.30 - 3.45 stand on the concourse drinking
3.45 - 4.00 watch your daughter with pride
4.00 - 4.45 wait in the car

Winner!

Also, start booing the team off at HT, see how many people join in

Winner!!

 

[dazsin]

I'm afraid its time to pretend you don't have a daughter.

Just kidding mate, its an impossible situation! Just keep telling yourself why you are there. If Direby do score just clap and grit your teeth.

 

[Lizardinho]

I wouldn't even clap!

 

[TheStorm101]

Also, start booing the team off at HT, see how many people join in

Whilst at first glance this seems like the best shout, this might eventually lead to them biting the bullet and getting rid of their beloved 'Nige' (despite the fact that he personally, has done absolutely nothing for them in the past or indeed, present).

I would like to see him stay there and complete his mission of Conference football by 2012.

 

[Tutts]

While a student at Derby University ( ) we had our annual Sports and Societies Awards at Pride Park in one of the boxes.

I had a lash against the Stadium on my way out.

 

[Walv]

My works xmas party is at prideless park!

 

[HuRWe~RedArmy]

Get ya self hammered, n also kick their heads in

 

[funky]

make sure you ahve your forest shirt and depending how brave you....either on top or below a couple of layers...also make sure daughter wears one too

 

[birkin youth]

The game is being broadcast on BBC, so I think you should do your hardest to get the Forest crest onto national telly.

 

[Bridgfordred79]

How old is this daughter? :hey:

cheerleading eh? :hey:

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

How old is this daughter? :hey:

cheerleading eh? :hey:

You're a hormone on legs ! :wink:

 

[Oakwood Red]

Thank you for all your comments and she is 10!!

Forest pants are a must for her to wear while performing.

Like the comment about booing the team and asking for Robbie to be captain i hadn't thought of that. Therefore in the immortal words of Stars in their Eyes "Matthew today ill be imaging i'm watching Forest under Gary Megson and booing him and the team"

Sorted! i'll update you all after my severe bout of Ram fever over the weekend. More comments welsome.

 

[Spring Heeled Jack]

Sadly I am also attending this match, however, I am there on business so I guess I have an excuse.