My inside source tells me...

[king_congo_red]

...that Forest will not be signing Christiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney or David Villa this summer.

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but thought it best to pass on this information, just so you know.

 

[incapable hulk]

Theres still hope for lionel messi then?

 

[Marshall.]

I don't believe you Congo!

 

[king_congo_red]

Theres still hope for lionel messi then?

I will check with my source later.

I don't believe you Congo!

Look into my eyes, can't you see they're open wide?
Would I lie to you baby, would I lie to you?

 

[Emma]

We got more chance of signing Lionel Ritchie

 

[king_congo_red]

We got more chance of signing Lionel Ritchie

There may be some truth in this.

 

[Lizardinho]

I will check with my source later.



Look into my eyes, can't you see they're open wide?
Would I lie to you baby, would I lie to you?

Oh yeah!

 

[Marshall.]

Look into my eyes, can't you see they're open wide?
Would I lie to you baby, would I lie to you?

Well Villa has just signed for Barcelona so you may be correct on that one. But I'm certain Rooney & Ronaldo will be joining this summer as they're life long fans!

 

[king_congo_red]

My source has also just confimred that we have a transfer acquisition panel, James Perch has signed for Newcastle and Winnits has the tastiest salty meat.

 

[clusternakker]

any information on paul ince, matt jarvis, neil danns, leon best, leeds ?

 

[earthworm]

What of the bald man in the car park? God I love this f***ing forum.

 

[Marshall.]

any information on paul ince, matt jarvis, neil danns, leon best, leeds ?

Leeds are losing 3-0 & Paul Ince is black - that's what I know matey.

 

[king_congo_red]

any information on paul ince, matt jarvis, neil danns, leon best, leeds ?

What of the bald man in the car park? God I love this f***ing forum.

To address those point in order:-

Paul Ince would have been the new manager of Liverpool, but they're racialist.
Matt Jarvis will sign for Grimsby shortly, just to his life-long love of fish.
Neil Danns has release a crap record, but the profits did go to help people in Haiti.
Leon Best will be filling in for Ian Wright on Live from Studio Five again this season.
The Leeds score is, as it always has been, -15.
The bald man has been in the car park so long that he is no longer bald and also has an impressive beard.

 

[lemonforest]

im sorry but if your source has any less than 3 links leading directly to you, be it through friends, relatives, discarded crib notes or pets, im going to have to disregard your opinion.

 

[king_congo_red]

im sorry but if your source has any less than 3 links leading directly to you, be it through friends, relatives, discarded crib notes or pets, im going to have to disregard your opinion.

Well, it was handed down to me after having three previous owners...