Matthew Mills

This thread smells like a 2 week unwashed hookers minge in Grimsby.
 
Hope we beat Reading today and put Matt Mills back in his Plaice :blush:
 
Fish Fingers.
 
I never liked his mullet. It looked out of plaice. I just wish he'd get his skate's on. Maybe he met his soul mate in Reading. Him and Perch would of made a good pair.
 
I hadn't opened this thread since page 51 as I thought there couldn't possibly be anything else left to say about Matt Mills, but then I saw we were suddenly up to page 53 and so I had to check just in case there was a final twist in the saga and he was coming to Forest after all. Alas, it was just two pages of fish jokes.

Anyway, this Matt Mills - I reckon eel do well at Reading. But there's no doubt he's made anemone (sea what I did there?) of the Nottingham Forest fans.

That's it - NOW you can close the thread because I just won. :)
 
jerellis1 said:
I hadn't opened this thread since page 51 as I thought there couldn't possibly be anything else left to say about Matt Mills, but then I saw we were suddenly up to page 53 and so I had to check just in case there was a final twist in the saga and he was coming to Forest after all. Alas, it was just two pages of fish jokes.

Anyway, this Matt Mills - I reckon eel do well at Reading. But there's no doubt he's made anemone (sea what I did there?) of the Nottingham Forest fans.

That's it - NOW you can close the thread because I just won. :)
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Best yet ! ;D
 
jerellis1 said:
I hadn't opened this thread since page 51 as I thought there couldn't possibly be anything else left to say about Matt Mills, but then I saw we were suddenly up to page 53 and so I had to check just in case there was a final twist in the saga and he was coming to Forest after all. Alas, it was just two pages of fish jokes.

Anyway, this Matt Mills - I reckon eel do well at Reading. But there's no doubt he's made anemone (sea what I did there?) of the Nottingham Forest fans.

That's it - NOW you can close the thread because I just won. :)
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Now; can we open a topic about Perch or as that one been done?
 
jerellis1 said:
Anyway, this Matt Mills - I reckon eel do well at Reading. But there's no doubt he's made anemone (sea what I did there?) of the Nottingham Forest fans.
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:tophat: :worthy:
 
Stoneage Romeo said:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we had brain sturgeon on page 52
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yeah... BOOOOOO that was mine... now stop carping on...

Im still surprised billy couldnt reel him in
 
Stoneage Romeo said:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we had brain sturgeon on page 52
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Let's be fair, we've had the pun at least 23402 times in the history of the forum :D
 
Winnits said:
Let's be fair, we've had the pun at least 23402 times in the history of the forum :D
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You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to know that!

23403
 
Stoneage Romeo said:
You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to know that!

23403
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I bet they don't have all this sh!t & crap on the Pikeies Board.
 
I've no fish to disturb you further, I'll just let myself trout.*

*thanks to Red Dwarf "Polymorph"
 
Fish puns can be used on any day of the week, barramundi.
 
Anyone think we could of tricked him into thinking he signed for us after his last injury ?
 
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