Mark Arthur Seen in West Bridgford This Morning

Caly in our Alley

Jack Armstrong
Tnewton_1988 said:
No deals done today then :mad:

Where was he?? What was he doing??
 

EmJay

Stuart Pearce
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Id have thought West Bridgford would be where a lot of the deals are concluded... what with our stadium being there and everything ???

Perhaps he just popped out for breakfast.
 
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He could be on his way to a deal, or from a deal or buying biscuits for the deal.

I wonder what type of biscuit would seal a deal?
 

Tnewton_1988

Jack Armstrong
Went into Marks and Spencer got a basket bought what looked like lunch walked down Albert Road into his car and drove off.
 
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Tnewton_1988 said:
Went into Marks and Spencer got a basket bought what looked like lunch walked down Albert Road into his car and drove off.

what a ****
 

EmJay

Stuart Pearce
Tnewton_1988 said:
Went into Marks and Spencer got a basket bought what looked like lunch walked down Albert Road into his car and drove off.

Oh well that seals it then. Dexter only eats sandwiches from Subway.
 

DapperDan

Steve Chettle
I often see Frank Clark in Marks and Spencers in West Bridgford. I say often, I have seen him once and only been in three times myself. But someone I know says they have seen him in there before too.
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

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To seal a deal you would have to have some kind of luxury biscuit, preferably in a wrapper and definatly served on a plate,not out of the packet or a battered old tin.
I reckon Marthur would go for some kind of M&S luxury assortment, giving the guest the choice of flavours and filings.
He is rumoured to be a bit slow and dim witted, so if doughty sent him out for some biscuits , with the strict instruction that they must be in wrappers, he would probably come back with a packet of clubs, thicko.
 

Tnewton_1988

Jack Armstrong
Pârîsrêd said:
To seal a deal you would have to have some kind of luxury biscuit, preferably in a wrapper and definatly served on a plate,not out of the packet or a battered old tin.
I reckon Marthur would go for some kind of M&S luxury assortment, giving the guest the choice of flavours and filings.
He is rumoured to be a bit slow and dim witted, so if doughty sent him out for some biscuits , with the strict instruction that they must be in wrappers, he would probably come back with a packet of clubs, thicko.

Who's a thicko?
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
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Monk De Wally De Honk

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oh jesus christ mother mary and all the saints, i was calling marthur a thicko as he still beilieves that clubs are biscuits, no one else

calm down everyone, back to the very interesting topic, marthurs lunch and how we couldnt possible sign anyone tday because he has been seen mincing around marks and spencer

DO you think Marthur holds his fork in his left or right hand?? I am right handed, but hold it like a left hander.
 

Caly in our Alley

Jack Armstrong
Disappointing. Why go to M&S, when there's a perfectly good Co-op a couple of minutes walk away?
 

Timothy Pope

Just another roll of the Dyche
This is absolute tosh.

Mark Arthur won't be held to ransom over biscuits - and therefore would not be in M&S. Now if it was in Netto/Aldi/Lidl I'd have believed you.
 
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Caly In Our Alley said:
Disappointing. Why go to M&S, when there's a perfectly good Co-op a couple of minutes walk away?

Coop is full of scum - M&S is much more Bridgford
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
Pârîsrêd said:
DO you think Marthur holds his fork in his left or right hand?? I am right handed, but hold it like a left hander.

This is interesting. I am left handed, but hold my fork like a right hander. I think that it is easier this way, and that I have therefore made the step to the next level of evolution, but my family think I am a fool.
 

Timothy Pope

Just another roll of the Dyche
Pârîsrêd said:
DO you think Marthur holds his fork in his left or right hand?? I am right handed, but hold it like a left hander.

DanR said:
This is interesting. I am left handed, but hold my fork like a right hander. I think that it is easier this way, and that I have therefore made the step to the next level of evolution, but my family think I am a fool.

Does it feel like someone else is holding your fork :wink:
 
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