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Cheer up Derby, it's not the end of the world!
Breaking news: Kleenex supplies in Derbyshire have just run out.
"It's a bigger outrage than when Diego Maradona punched the ball past Peter Shilton in 1986. It’s a bigger disgrace than when Zinedine Zidane butted Marco Materazzi three years ago," fumes the Derby Telegraph on its tear-stained pages.
The strains of mournful violins can be heard across the City. [...]
http://www.ltlf.co.uk/forest/2009/12/17/cheer-up-derby-it’s-not-the-end-of-the-world/
Breaking news: Kleenex supplies in Derbyshire have just run out.
"It's a bigger outrage than when Diego Maradona punched the ball past Peter Shilton in 1986. It’s a bigger disgrace than when Zinedine Zidane butted Marco Materazzi three years ago," fumes the Derby Telegraph on its tear-stained pages.
The strains of mournful violins can be heard across the City. [...]
http://www.ltlf.co.uk/forest/2009/12/17/cheer-up-derby-it’s-not-the-end-of-the-world/