"Lets laugh at Forest" // Why Derby are hilarious!

Senior Flange Technician

Senior Flange Technician

Laying Pipe
5. Worst team in history
6. Worst team in history
7. To fill there ground they give away on average a season ticket to everyone who buys a packet of crisps*

*may not be true
 
Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo

Jack Armstrong
Didn't BBC make one ages before this one for a "Let's all laugh at Derby" and this was done as a kind of reaction. I don't think many of the reasons on that list are that much to laugh about such as...

"6. Centre forwards that have played for them include: Justin Fashanu, Robert Rosario, Jason Lee, Andrea Silenzi, Dougie Freedman, Neil Shipperly and Marlon Harewood."

Some of those were pretty decent here and I'm sure we could find a funnier list of Derby strikers, especially if we calculated how much they cost per goal, Ravanelli springs to mind.
 
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Bridgfordred79

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MarcusE said:
4. small town in nottingham
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A Newcastle fan texted me the other day saying
"oi m8 ur just a SMALL TOWN IN DERBY!!!!!"

I had to point out that Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire are different places.
 
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Bridgfordred79

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Johnny Bravo said:
Didn't BBC make one ages before this one for a "Let's all laugh at Derby" and this was done as a kind of reaction. I don't think many of the reasons on that list are that much to laugh about such as...

"6. Centre forwards that have played for them include: Justin Fashanu, Robert Rosario, Jason Lee, Andrea Silenzi, Dougie Freedman, Neil Shipperly and Marlon Harewood."

Some of those were pretty decent here and I'm sure we could find a funnier list of Derby strikers, especially if we calculated how much they cost per goal, Ravanelli springs to mind.
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Noel Whelan?

also Jason Lee, Freedman, Shippo and Harewood are a damn sight better than some of the turgid horseshit they have has.
 
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We_8_derby_Scum

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Broganator said:
A Newcastle fan texted me the other day saying
"oi m8 ur just a SMALL TOWN IN DERBY!!!!!"

I had to point out that Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire are different places.
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Really? Good on you...
 
Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo

Jack Armstrong
Jess. said:
2. Worst team in history.
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I remember saying that to a sheep fan I was working with at the time and he came back at me with "Actually in the four divisions sine the formation of the league two teams have finished on less points" and was quite smug until I pointed out even if that's true out of 92 teams playing each year for however many years the league has been running then there was (assuming each team was classed as team per year) probably about 9,000 teams that had played since the formation of the league considering it started out with less than 92 teams and built up over time and that Derby for that year were the 8,997th best team overall.

I think he mentioned one of the teams that finished on less once upon a time was Burnley. Can't remember who the other wasand I've not actually checked but they were both a while ago so don't count as we all know football really started in 1992. :dry:
 
Eddie

Eddie

Grenville Morris
10) They have Non league Nigel as their manager
11) They used to have John Gregory as a manager
12) Paul Jewell used to be their manager
13) Their stadium is an exact copy of the Riverside Stadium but they have used different coloured seats - how original, so much thought gone into that 'design'
14) They think wearing free t shirts at a game on live tv is a good idea, and not at all gay
15) They bought Gary Charles off us, we still appreciate his efforts in that promotion season even today :D
16) 29641 of their loyal die hard 30000 fans who turn up week in week out didnt bother to support their team at Middlesborough last week
 
Mick

Mick

First Team Squad
I agree with the Ron Atkinson one. Made me chuckle ::)

Anyone remember that stupid advert (carling?) where he was the king?

Or something or anuva
 
Baronvon

Baronvon

Jack Burkitt
The only thing I find offensive about the link is that it dares masquerade as genuine banter.

I mean come on:

"One of their most prominent supporters changed his name to Ruud Gullit by deed poll, despite the fact the Dutchman has never had any Forest links."

Zing indeed.
 
Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo

Jack Armstrong
18 )

Who can forget this from their at the time manager...

pauljewell.jpg
 
Eastwood Red

Eastwood Red

Grenville Morris
19] Even Leicester City are better than them
 
Eastwood Red

Eastwood Red

Grenville Morris
20] They can't hold a 2-0 lead to save their lives....
 
incapable hulk

incapable hulk

Best served cold
Broganator said:
Noel Whelan?

also Jason Lee, Freedman, Shippo and Harewood are a damn sight better than some of the turgid horses**t they have has.
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You can look at thier forward lineup now and go PAUL DICKOV!? :D :D :D
 
The Maniacal Megatron

The Maniacal Megatron

I belong to nobody!!!
I'll give them this one...

8. Their best player is Des Walker - a player so old that Anna Nicole-Smith recently turned down a date with him on the grounds that the age difference might be too much.
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..made me chuckle. lol
 
Chuck

Chuck

First Team Squad
23) A live sheep led the teams out onto the pitch when they played Forest in the FA Cup
 
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