Kris just warming up for you guys tonight

Stratty

Jack Burkitt
Winnits, wouldn't you just love to be a mod again. :D
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
Stratty said:
Winnits, wouldn't you just love to be a mod again. :D

A bit young for that Quadrophenia lark weren't ou, Winnits...

Trying to imagine you on a Vespa with 107 mirrors attached....
 

MaxiRobriguez

Bob McKinlay
Great goal by the fatty. Too bad he'll be miraculously injured within the next three days. Broken toenail, out for 4 weeks.
 

superam

First Team Squad
Nah not this time, with all the crap you've gave him he'll be up for sticking more past you. Dont blame him really
 

Gary

No wonder my post count..
Derby are going have their bubble inflatable sheep burst on Saturday. You reds!
 

dazsin

First Team Squad
superam said:
2nd goal very special, have a look through you fingers on Sky sports. :D

Twat.
 

adam09

Bob McKinlay
Is this the same Commons you were all moaning about earlier this season?

He's inconsistant. He's on a good run of form right now but it won't last forever.
 

Stratty

Jack Burkitt
wesizleftpeg said:
Is this the same Commons you were all moaning about earlier this season?

He's inconsistant. He's on a good run of form right now but it won't last forever.

Yes, but he has picked the worst possible time for us to find his feet (although he still struggles to see them).
 

Cooky

Rice 21
seriously? You derby fans are much worse than we all thought. are you trying to rub something into our faces? quite frankly, its pathetic coming on here and saying that.

at the end of the day, the judas bastard didnt want to play for us anymore. end of. we all know that and if it wasnt for f***ing injuries you should all be wary of earnshaw.

the funniest thing about arrogant, over optimistic, ***** of fans is that in the end they will be the ones to be made out as idiots. if not by us, then by another team. Don't be fooled by the morons on here questioning Davies, we had no other choice and have a mirror image of your team. Before you try and give me shit for that i'll exaplain:

you have a board who INSIST on instant "success". by that, you have settled for a bottom half finish following huge parachute payments following relegation. You also have a squad who have some premiership, but all (except for commons) championship experience. those high wages will come back to haunt you in 5 years time if you're not an established side in the prem, which, lets face it, you won't be.

So, while all you derby morons are looking at the short term, take the time to think where you club could well be in the next couple of seasons, realistically.

Yes, we are hardly in a great position to talk. but at least we have a platform, some sort of stable building block with which to grow from. You lot have sold yourselves to the premiership ideal, and have no chance of ever claiming a guaranteed place amongst it.
 

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
Fatty Kris Commons is a f*** faced pie eating bastard.
f*** off back to the sheep you fat pie eating bastard.
I was a Forest fan when I was a child, you lying Judas twat.
Fat boys are rubbish at football. How did it feel Commons to be the last one picked for the team because you were a fatty?
Stick your Derby cock in a sheep's arse.

Oh that feels better.
 

Nick.

Once known as Nick.Doyle.nffc on 'ere.
Personally, I don't a give shit about Commons anymore,
He gone to our rivals, scored against us in the cup, It was on the cards.

We don't need you to "wind" us up, because you'll soon realise Commons is very inconsistant.
 

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
I didn't know Ricardo Montalban had died.
I loved Fantasy Island.

Is the little guy dead as well?
 

puds1970

Steve Chettle
Anatoli said:
Fatty Kris Commons is a f**k faced pie eating b*****d.
f**k off back to the sheep you fat pie eating b*****d.
I was a Forest fan when I was a child, you lying Judas t**t.
Fat boys are rubbish at football. How did it feel Commons to be the last one picked for the team because you were a fatty?
Stick your Derby cock in a sheep's arse.

Oh that feels better.
I think you've been storing that one up for ages Antoli.
A true modern day classic.
Will it be available on CD in a store near me soon?.
 

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
Hervé Villechaize was born in Paris on April 23, 1943. He stopped growing very early and his father (who was a surgeon) tried to find a cure by visiting several doctors and hospitals. But there was none, so Hervé had to live with his small height and also with undersized lungs. He studied at the Beaux-Arts in Paris and made an exhibition of his own paintings, which were well received. At 21, he left France for the USA where he continued to paint and to make photographs. He also started to participate in some movies and was quickly offered several roles for plays and then for cinema. His first big success was The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) where he was a killer associated to the villain Scaramanga (played by'Christopher Lee (I)'). He inspired the TV-series "Fantasy Island" (1978) where he took the role of Tattoo, the faithful servant of Mr. Roarke (Ricardo Montalban). This series was a great success and thanks to it Villechaize became famous and rich, mostly because of his enigmatic and charming smile.

In 1983 he argued with the producers of the show in order to earn as much money as Montalban but instead, he was fired; he also lost his model-actress wife. The series continued without him but stopped one year later, when the media response meter decreased because of the lack of Tattoo's character!

Villechaize became alcoholic and depressed, so he missed several roles that he was offered. His health problems also increased (mostly suffering from ulcers and a spastic colon), and he nearly died of pneumonia in 1992. On the afternoon of Saturday September 4th, 1993, after having watched a movie, he wrote a note and made a tape recording before shooting himself in his backyard. His common-law wife Kathy Self discovered his body and called the ambulance which took him to the Medical Center of North Hollywood where he died at 3:40 pm. Villechaize was cremated and his ashes were scattered off Point Fermin, in Los Angeles


Now that has really upset me.
 

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
Montalban was shite.
Villechaize was the real star.
He 'inspired' the whole series.
'Boss, the plane, the plane.'

Everyone under 25 will think I'm a bit weird now. Actually, they probably did before.
 

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
There's a fantasy Island theme park near Skegness.
I bet it doesn't have dwarfs though.
Funny word dwarf - you can pluralise it with fs or ves.
Dwarfs or Dwarves are both okay.
 
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