Kelvin Wilson - Questions Needed - Please Read

[This Charming Man]

Kelvin Wilson will be undergoing an interview for LTLF, and we want you to pose the questions to him.

Please do try and keep things sensible, as its a hassle for me to have to trawl through everyone taking the piss!!

 

[Darth Pierre]

why did you headbut halford?

 

[Eamonn]

Would you headbutt Moussi?

Where do you hope to see yourself in 5 years if you stay at Forest?

 

[deleted]

Do you think the door will bang you on the arse on the way out ?

 

[Rigler]

A friend of mine is adamant he taught Kelvin Wilson to play football. Whilst I don’t doubt he knew Kelvin when he was younger and maybe did some training with him I’ve always thought it sounds like a bit of an exaggeration to say he actually taught him to play.
So to get to the point the one question I’d love to ask him is did a guy called Ged teach him to play football.
(This may sound like a piss take but I really would love to ask him that)

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

okay a serious post

do you feel as though you have proved yourself in a forest shirt or do you think think you could have done more?

the whole feel of the squad seems to be more formal with BD, did you prefer the more relaxed approach that CC had?

revolution or BZR?

 

[Rhods]

How do you feel you have performed this season? What aspects of your game do you want to focus on improving?

How has the atmosphere changed at the club since Billy Davies took over?

With all the rumours about Billy Davies wanting to spend significant money on one or more new central defenders, do you feel like your place in the starting line-up is under threat?

If you and Wes Morgan had a fight, how many seconds would it take for him to flatten you?

Do you think we would have escaped relegation if we had kept Colin Calderwood in charge?

Which mascot do you think is/was best - Sherwood the Bear or that gayass Robin Hood thing?

Who in the Forest squad puts the most effort in during training? Who is the laziest?

 

[Erik]

Do you think we would have escaped relegation if we had kept Colin Calderwood in charge?

That's a damn good question.

Who is the best opponent at league level you've faced? and why?

Who is the best goalkeeper you've played in front of?

 

[Graham]

Which taxi company do you prefer us to call for you?

 

[dellaroc]

Is Paul Smith:

a) crap
b) sh*te

or

c) w*nk?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

If you could have one attribute off any player at the club (for instance Cohen's stamina, McGugans free kicks) which would it be?

Who do you feel is an unsung hero behind the scenes at the City Ground?

Would you rather play at a club which built up using generated funds or one looking for instant success with a big money buy out?

Would you rather play full back or move elsewhere to play as a regular in your natural position?

Which non-Forest championship player would you most like to partner in defence?

 

[Chets Left Peg]

If you could sign one former team-mate for Forest who would it be?

 

[PsychosLeftFoot]

Which manager do you wish you could work under? (Mourinho, Wenger, Ferguson, Benitez etc)
Of the current Forest squad, who's the longest in the shower?

 

[barky]

Which manager do you wish you could work under? (Mourinho, Wenger, Ferguson, Benitez etc)
Of the current Forest squad, who's the longest in the shower?

That depends on how cold the water is.

 

[jasons-pineapple]

When will Leon Best sign ?

 

[jasons-pineapple]

What do you think of all the hard work Julian Bennet has put in to endere himself to Forest supporters and the wider Nottingham community ?

 

[Jaybo.]

Do you believe you'll be at forest next season?

 

[Timothy Pope]

Whizz, Weed or Blow?

& does your mate give you discount?

 

[DanR]

Have you seen the inside of Rob Earnshaw's Hummer?

 

[PopUpRed]

Does being a 'local lad' matter to player loyalty anymore? Seems to with JB, not so with fatty judas c*nt

 

[Forest_4_ever]

Why didn't you smash Commons into next week?

 

[Rich]

If you and Wes Morgan had a fight, how many seconds would it take for him to flatten you?

I'm literally crying with laughter at some of these questions! The one quoted was a particular favourite!

What would you class as your career high and career low?

Piotr, you should try and get an interview with Paul Smith!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Did you feel like football became a little insignificant when you lost your friend last year?

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

wht are there too many L's in your name

 

[nickl360]

Who would be in your England starting XI?

What is a typical 'off season' like for Kelvin Wilson? e.g. holiday, training.

What was your training plan and targets for the start of pre-season training on the 1st July set by Billy Davies?