kelvin to celtic

[dwayne99]

my mate at work whos brother in law is good mates with kelvin was telling me today that he might be signing for celtic in the next 2 weeks i don't know how true itis and my self i think its bullshit but just thort id pass on the information, hope its not true though!!!

 

[TheFuzz]

No way Pedro.

 

[InsideForest]

He won't be going to Celtic unless they offer him "silly wages".

 

[Col]

He won't be going there unless they offer him a packet of chocolate Hob Nobs.

 

[jimbo]

He wont be going there unless they offer him 24 gold virgins

 

[Col]

He won't be going unless they pay for an all expenses paid trip to Butlins, complete with an intimate performance from a Steps tribute band.

 

[Daniel]

He wont be going there unless they offer him 24 gold virgins

There aren't any Virgins in Glasgow...

 

[deleted]

... says the man from Essex ! lol

 

[Tutts]

CAT: So, what is it?
Starmer: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
Starmer: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: So, that thing's spewing time back into the universe? (He dons
his fur-lined hat.)
Starmer: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
CAT: So, what is it?
Starmer: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
Starmer: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: (Minus the hat.) So, that thing's spewing time back into the
universe? (He dons his fur-lined hat, again.)
Starmer: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
LISTER: What time phenomena?
Starmer: Like just then, when time repeated itself.
CAT: So, what is it?

 

[Rogue]

Must.... backread..... more.

 

[Col]

CAT: So, what is it?
Starmer: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
Starmer: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: So, that thing's spewing time back into the universe? (He dons
his fur-lined hat.)
Starmer: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
CAT: So, what is it?
Starmer: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
Starmer: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: (Minus the hat.) So, that thing's spewing time back into the
universe? (He dons his fur-lined hat, again.)
Starmer: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
LISTER: What time phenomena?
Starmer: Like just then, when time repeated itself.
CAT: So, what is it?

Somebody punch him out!