Jules

NFFC Johan

Viv Anderson
Spotted in Asda west Bridgeford queing for fifa 10 then left as it was 'long ting man' with a limp dunno whether this was his dodgy knee or just being ''in the hood
 

mjb1991

Youth Team
NFFC Johan said:
Spotted in Asda west Bridgeford queing for fifa 10 then left as it was 'long ting man' with a limp dunno whether this was his dodgy knee or just being ''in the hood

Julian Bennett is a bad man, so shut the f*** up! :-*
 

wackyred

A. Trialist
NFFC Johan said:
Spotted in Asda west Bridgeford queing for fifa 10 then left as it was 'long ting man' with a limp dunno whether this was his dodgy knee or just being ''in the hood
haha in the hood! hillarious! he should be training in october so im guessing it was the 'in the hood walk' !!
 
A dedication to Jules.

Credit: Goldie' Lookin' Chain.

If you wanna make money then you’ve gotta think fast,
Phone claims direct cos there’s a nail in yer arse,
Its very simple this is one step of two,
First hurt yourself, then claim you wanna sue
Venereal gash, or is it just whiplash?,
Call it what you want, just get the fukkin cash.
Cash or cheque, trip or fall,
You gets over a grand if you rip off yer balls,
Can I get a witness? You got a cut or a bruise,
Now yer talking business,
Oh son put yer face in the fire,
if you loose both eyes then the price goes higher,
I went to the doctors cos I felt funny, now claims direct, they’re giving me money,
Pick up the phone, the number is free, remember kids,
No win no fee!

Chorus-
Ring now, no win no fee,
Its gotta be true cos its on the TV,
Ring now, its money for free,
Its gotta be true cos its on the TV


The bad boy limp is tellin’, you know what type of shit I’m selling.
I walks funny and I gets respect, my limps paid for by claims direct,
Cut off two toes and got gangrene, now I walks with a gangster lean,
I did it in work, no win no fee, I got four grand and shpmobilityyyy

Shopmobility shop shopmoblilty
Shopmobility shop shopmoblilty
Shopmobility shop shopmoblilty
Shopmobility shop shopmoblilty

Chorus-
Ring now, no win no fee,
Its gotta be true cos its on the TV,
Ring now, its money for free,
Its gotta be true cos its on the TV

I wears a stone in the sole of my shoe,
It makes me walk proper when im hanging with my crew,
What do I mean? I’ll try to explain,
Being fukkin razz means you gotta take some pain,
Like I said, I wears a stone, other techniques have been used that are known,
I used a marble, it made me walk funny,
Like Jeremy Beadle’s hand giving me money,
For a prize that I won on a show, for having a bad boy limp and smoking blow,
Put on your trainer, feel the Hi-Tec glow, insert a two inch nail into the foot below.

The bad boy, the bad boy limp,
A little bit of gravel makes you walk like a pimp,
The bad boy, the bad boy limp,
The harder you look the more you walks like a gimp

Chorus-
Ring now, no win no fee,
Its gotta be true cos its on the TV,
Ring now, its money for free,
Its gotta be true cos its on the TV

Yer bird checks me when yer havin a drink, I got ten fags and a bad boy limp,
If you wanna start, clart, give it a go,
S’like Heather Mills giving McCartney a (blank),
Not working now cos im on the sick, my bad boy limp sorts the benefits,
I lurch round town with my mates at an angle, Leisurewear, bling-bling, fukkin jingle jangle,
You knows im safe, so check my stance, walking around Argos like I shat my pants.

Ah, tick-tock we don’t stop, I limp like a leper when I go down the shop,
A Ginsters pasty, a can of panda pop, then its off down the council cos my benefits stopped,
Injury- it’s the name of the game, ****in up yer body for the Goldie Lookin Chain,
One toe is six weeks, one leg is a year, do a Vincent Van Gogh, get more money for beer.

Chorus-
Ring now, no win no fee,
Its gotta be true cos its on the TV,
Ring now, its money for free,
Its gotta be true cos its on the TV


Forget the bones that your breaking, think about the cash your making
Forget the bones that your breaking, think about the cash your making
Forget the bones that your breaking, think about the cash your making
Forget about the bones your breaking, think about the cash your making
 

NFFC Johan

Viv Anderson
tomw94 said:
blud, he want be down wid the hood when he finds is rating on fifa 10 is only 63


majewski went up from a 56 to like 63 though :) and its shit how forest are 2 and half stars but if you make subs and play the best team we go up to 3 ....
 

jammy

First Team Squad
It's always interesting with Fifa stats... yet again this year Wes is left footed, altho he's now black again lol but it's nice to see that chambers, benno, paul anderson etc. all have their names announced in game :)
 

Chets Left Peg

First Team Squad
jammy said:
It's always interesting with Fifa stats... yet again this year Wes is left footed, altho he's now black again lol but it's nice to see that chambers, benno, paul anderson etc. all have their names announced in game :)

Is that maybe because they are quite common names, certainly there are a couple of other Chambers' in the leagues.

Which FIFA game was it when Des Walker was as white as cream?
 
i know your dads name.......
it's arthur..............
arthur nottingham
[/coat]
 

jammy

First Team Squad
M15 Red said:
Is that maybe because they are quite common names, certainly there are a couple of other Chambers' in the leagues.

Which FIFA game was it when Des Walker was as white as cream?

You see I thought that too but it says luke chambers , in 09 i think James Chambers was announced but not poor old lukey
 

incapable hulk

Best served cold
I was playing fifa last night, and was caught by surprise when the commentator said julian bennetts name. Completely forgot about him altogether :D
 

tomw94

Grenville Morris
i didnt like when i first used forest and joe garner, adebola, moussi and wilson were all 75 because off good form wtf??
 
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