Jonjo Shelvey

[Strummer]

None of the players you mentioned were self centred pricks that mouthed off about each other mid-game after they'd made a mistake...

... Nor acted hard man in a pub for no reason.

Nor, indeed, have they subjected a young girl to such a frankly terrifying ordeal as being dragged back to their lair, and then being forced to watch highlights videos of said player.

A horrific experience, I’m sure you will agree?