Jonathon Woodgate

[Red Wilse]

Just heard that Harry wants to send him out on loan for match fitness ray:

 

[Forest Jonny]

Im assuming he's best friends with Gunter too.....

 

[TheDude]

Ruddy hell, he's worse off then Ramsey. Be amazed if he can run 5 years without breaking down and collapsing into a heap.

 

[Forest Jonny]

Ruddy hell, he's worse off then Ramsey. Be amazed if he can run 5 years without breaking down and collapsing into a heap.

So would anyone if you made them run 5 years without stopping!

 

[TheDude]

lol lol lol lol

 

[Spike]

So would anyone if you made them run 5 years without stopping!

Lmfao... is this Forest Gump?
God is all that is around you, God is Android. Believe in one and you believe in the other.
Amen.

 

[TheDude]

Woody Gump

http://www.google.com/hostednews/af...ocId=CNG.03a2874e34566e2866b63e1559b51c3b.451

 

[Barbus]

Not a lot of point sending him out on loan to a club that never plays...

 

[TheDude]

Let's get Owen Hargreaves in as well, another one who can't run more then 5 years.

 

[Marshall.]

He's a human bandage.

Next.

 

[TheDude]

IF he was anything like his old self he would be superb at this level.

 

[bwb]

We don't need him to be honest!

 

[fil]

would take him if he gets his hair cut

 

[TheDude]

That was Boyd's problem.

 

[adam09]

Not a lot of point sending him out on loan to a club that never plays...

Good point, how are Harchester doing this season?

 

[Si Coe]

I'm fitter than Woodgate, even after 4 cans of Strongbow!

 

[winnits]

Isn't he also a horrendous racist?

 

[Deforest]

Isn't he also a horrendous racist?

I think so, back in the day the (Leeds) away kit was modelled on the Ku Klux Klan garb.

 

[TheDude]

Isn't he also a horrendous racist?

That's why Gunter is pals with him. Another one who likes his rock bands and hates that rap shit.

 

[Ravi]

Surely it will take him until 2012 to get match fit. Oh no, I almost forgot - he'll get injured within a week or two.

 

[Strummer]

Woodgate would be quality in the Championship but I'm not sure he'd be fit enough to play.

Might be worth a cheeky enquiry though!

 

[PSR]

Surely it will take him until 2012 to get match fit. Oh no, I almost forgot - he'll get injured within a week or two.

Not so; Spurs have bought him a new pair of trainers so that he can jog up the M1 in time for the play-offs - in hope he will be fit by the time he arrives.

I just hope he doesn't have a blow out in his new trainers whilst venturing into the slow lane or he might not arrive until the next pre-season.

 

[Zeus]

PSR - I dont get it.