Jolene (Joel Lynch) - Dolly Parton

fugazi

A. Trialist
I know Joel Lynch isnt the most obvious player to inspire a chant but maybe player chants could inspire a player.

I think adapting the lyrics of Jolene by Dolly Parton could be just what the boy needs.

For example:

Joel Lynch, Joel Lynch, Joel Lynch, Joel Lynch!
We thought he was shit but he aint bad, Joel Lynch!


Here are the full lyrics.


Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene

He talks about you in his sleep
Theres nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jolene

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you dont know what he means to me, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
Hes the only one for me, jolene

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him even though you can
Jolene, jolene
 

kezz

Viv Anderson
Its also a tune I regulaly sing in the shower. :wub:

Sits nice.
 

Redstone

A. Trialist
Somehow I can't see that tune working very well in a football version.

I agree with your point about inspiring though. It must boost a player to hear his name being chanted surely. I can remember when every player would have an individual song that was usually sung just before kick off.
 

Gary

No wonder my post count..
fugazi said:
Joel Lynch, Joel Lynch, Joel Lynch, Joel Lynch!
We thought he was black but he might be white, Joel Lynch!

:ph34r:
 

kezz

Viv Anderson
haha it might be too singy/sweet/girly for the crowd to want to sing it though..

I mean hell i defiantly will, I'll put all the heart into it I have to if it makes him perform better..
but it doesnt sound as sweet when you imagine capital corner singing that 4th joel lynch on the first line!
haha
 

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
You would be surprised at the number of people that confuse quite with quiet.
 

Si Coe

First Team Squad
It's a corker, it just needs a certain je ne sais quoi on the second line. In view of his impending transfer to either QPR or PNE, how about...

Joel Lych Joel Lynch Joel Lynch Joel Lyyynnnccch
I'm begging of you please go kick Hamann

Trouble is, it could only really be sung twice per season!
 
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