John Terry?

[Shippo]

(insert witty comments here!)

He might be interested in our legendary (mythical) women to men ratio!!

 

[EpicLulz]

1. Find a cow
2. Put dynamite in it
3. ????
4. profit!!

 

[Rogue]

He just likes are away record.

 

[Beasty]

 

[PSR]

No good him coming to us, we would never see him at the City Ground - he only likes playing away.

 

[andyred]

1. Find a cow
2. Put dynamite in it
3. ????
4. profit!!

That's the recipe for a big mac.

 

[Red Kez]

That's the recipe for a big mac.

LOL! Brilliant!

 

[Chets Left Peg]

Breaking News: John Terry has lost the England captain's armband...

...Fabio Capello has rung Wayne Bridge to ask if it's under his bed.

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[Tommy1drop]

Breaking News: John Terry has lost the England captain's armband...

...Fabio Capello has rung Wayne Bridge to ask if it's under his bed.

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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

 

[PSR]

Breaking News: John Terry has lost the England captain's armband...

...Fabio Capello has rung Wayne Bridge to ask if it's under his bed.

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Wayne Bridge's wife is using it as a Garter.

 

[Seargant Reddog]

john terry's week:
1) Shags his best mate's missus
2) Gets paid another £170,000
3) Scores the winning goal
4) His team go to the top of the league
...
This is supposed to be his worst week ?