Jesus to sign today

[Victor Moses]

This is the truth, the son of God is at the City Ground now finalising his contract. Heard it from my girlfriends, mums, dentists, daughters dog walker, who is also a cleaner at Billy Davies' house. He can play any position and will be the best man on the field. Apparently this is Billy's ultimate stellar signing and will help draw in further players in the coming days. Premiership here we come!

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

He needs to have a shave and get his hair cut. f***ing gypo

 

[jimbo]

too late, he plays for the yankees...

 

[DaveRedDog]

Good at crosses apparently...

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

SSN are reporting he's a "nailed on" certainty to sign

 

[Le Juif Rouge]

...I thought the Son of "God" had lost the plot and taken a bum job just down the road on a sheep farm.

 

[FBS]

If only it was Jesus from The Big Lebowski. "You said it man! Nobody ****s with tha Jesus"

 

[Si Coe]

I heard the deal was off but could be resurrected after the weekend.

 

[sebs]

not sure his attitude is in the right place, thinks he can walk on water

 

[sammy the snake]

Apparently performs miracles on the pitch.. Not sure though, I'd like to see evidence.


Hope he's better than the white pele though!

 

[PopUpRed]

He needs to have a shave and get his hair cut. f***ing gypo

I miss the days of us singing "Where's your caravan" at players - Terry Hurlock in particular

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

...I thought the Son of "God" had lost the plot and taken a bum job just down the road on a sheep farm.

If he does sign for us, you are banned from Forest until he leaves, you know what you did last time he was here.

 

[Oldbighead]

apparently hes in a relationship with john the fisherman.

 

[incapable hulk]

Heaven have knocked us back, describing it as a "derisory" offer

 

[B Block Red]

Hes not coming now. In Heaven he receives his full wage. On earth he gets hammered by tax (tacks - see what I did there?)

On the basis that Jesus saves, would he not be better going in goal?

 

[Col]

Can he play left back?

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

I heard he was shagging a prostitute, some "mary" or other, or he might be gay and be shagging "a mary"

 

[Strummer]

I too had heard he was a Goalkeeper; at least I keep seeing "Jesus Saves" stickers everywhere.

Maybe this is Billy's reaction to the barracking Paul Smith received on Wednesday night, he's moved for another goalkeeper as cover for Lee Camp?

 

[Tutts]

Turning all the Water bottles into Wine bottles, might be a problem.

 

[Strummer]

Turning all the Water bottles into Wine bottles, might be a problem.

Not so sure; knowing Forest, they'd collect them up and start a Beer-off in the club shop.

 

[sebs]

I too had heard he was a Goalkeeper; at least I keep seeing "Jesus Saves" stickers everywhere.

Maybe this is Billy's reaction to the barracking Paul Smith received on Wednesday night, he's moved for another goalkeeper as cover for Lee Camp?

his reputation proceeds him... a couple of bad performances and he'll get crucified by the fans

 

[DanR]

Has now signed for Wigan for 450k. Bah.

 

[RedTom]

If I was ND, Id be so tempted to put massive bids in for Jesus and Moses and play them as the 2 strikers, the opposition defence would shit themselves just looking at the teamsheet..

Are there any players named God, Cornelius, Goliath, John the Baptist or Trevor??

I like the name Trevor

 

[Tutts]

If I was ND, Id be so tempted to put massive bids in for Jesus and Moses and play them as the 2 strikers, the opposition defence would shit themselves just looking at the teamsheet..

Are there any players named God, Cornelius, Goliath, John the Baptist or Trevor??

I like the name Trevor

Alex John-Baptiste of Blackpool

 

[lemonforest]

Sorry he's signed for swindon