In Summary

R

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I have been away for a while - mostly collecting my thoughts and fossils, and organising my cat in hat pictures to 4 distinct categories - about time i'm sure you'll agree.

Several things have happened in my absence and would like to summarise if I may.



1. Davies started well, unbeaten for X amount of games - the new messiah
2. Lost about 4 on the trot - Davies out
Wotton leaves to collect thoughts - Mid-Feb
3. Forest sign McSheffrey and A.N.Other - Davies in
4. Forest win a couple - Davies in
Wottons return
5. Forest lose against Watford - Davies out
6. It's all my fault.


Conclusion
- It appears nothing has changed. There have been more Davies In's and Out's than me and Cheryl Cole playing the hokey cokey whilst covered in peanut butter.



However, my questions are:
1. who is this Osborne fellow?
2. Any news on PVHs sons Dad?
3. Do you like this?

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king_congo_red

king_congo_red

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I didn't get the gist, or any major points.

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DanR

DanR

Steve Chettle
Lord Henry Wotton said:
However, my questions are:
1. who is this Osborne fellow?
2. Any news on PVHs sons Dad?
3. Do you like this?

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Answers:
1. Don't know, I was on holiday when we signed him. I can, however, tell you, that he is the first professional footballer with the name 'Isaiah' since 1897.
2. PvH son's Dad told his son that his Dad was ok, and not to worry about his Dad as he was looking after his Dad, who needed some help from his son.
3. Yeah, it's ace.
 
Rich

Rich

Rice IV
Hmm, Wotton is around, we lose.

Wotton goes away, we win.

Coincidence? Surely not.

Have you played the Cat picture game in the arcade?
 
R

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Rich. said:
Hmm, Wotton is around, we lose.

Wotton goes away, we win.

Coincidence? Surely not.

Have you played the Cat picture game in the arcade?
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Correct Richard - I think I shall go again before it's too late - if we stay up you all owe me 1 pint of beer as it will be down to me.

Also, no alas I haven't played this game to which you speak - I haven't been to an arcade for many years - maybe this is where I should go to await the end of season?

p.s: pipe down Congo
 
Flaggers

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
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Lord Henry Wotton said:
Also, no alas I haven't played this game to which you speak - I haven't been to an arcade for many years - maybe this is where I should go to await the end of season?
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LTLF ARCADE :)
 
king_congo_red

king_congo_red

Ale Ape
Lord Henry Wotton said:
p.s: pipe down Congo
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Sorry, couldn't resist, I'm in a truly bizarre mood and my post are taking even more random slants than usual.

I hope you're not offended, as I love you and your cat pictures dearly and have missed you like I would miss an arm, including the accompanying 'phantom' feelings cause by the damaged nerves.
 
DanR

DanR

Steve Chettle
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LTLF ARCADE :)
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Thanks helpful Mod! I can see why you got the job. :p
 
Darth Pierre

Darth Pierre

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welcome back wotton,

no more news on my father im afraid.

i did have one phonecall from a man called jason saying he had spotted him in 'scholl' buying some clogs.

i rang the shop up and they told me they dont sell clogs.......

obviously i was dissapointed and angry so i rang jason back, a woman answered with a cornish accent and replied 'thee aint no jason ere'......

i called her a slag and put the phone down.

have you heard any news on your travels?
 
Flaggers

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DanR said:
Thanks helpful Mod! I can see why you got the job. :p
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*looks desperately for humorous two-fingers smiley.... :D

:p
 
R

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Brilliant!

Feel free to add any of my pictures you want - its quite simple I use something called "google" (a website) I type in cats in hats and hey presto.

No problems Congo I understand - one thing I have learnt on my travels. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.

Has Winnits officially left yet? - man, if theres one man who needs a holiday it's winnits

Sir Flag chief admin? - crypto-fascist, seems perfect for the role - best of luck sir
 
king_congo_red

king_congo_red

Ale Ape
VanHooijdonks Son said:
have you heard any news on your travels?
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I thought you'd already been told?

He's working at a Chip Shop in Sneinton. Not today though, Elvis has the Wednesday shift. Try tomorrow.
 
DanR

DanR

Steve Chettle
Congo_Red said:
I thought you'd already been told?

He's working at a Chip Shop in Sneinton. Not today though, Elvis has the Wednesday shift. Try tomorrow.
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Is that the famous Sneinton Elvis? Or the real Elvis, just working his normal shift?
 
R

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VanHooijdonks Son said:
welcome back wotton,

no more news on my father im afraid.

i did have one phonecall from a man called jason saying he had spotted him in 'scholl' buying some clogs.

i rang the shop up and they told me they dont sell clogs.......

obviously i was dissapointed and angry so i rang jason back, a woman answered with a cornish accent and replied 'thee aint no jason ere'......

i called her a slag and put the phone down.

have you heard any news on your travels?
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Gees sounds like you've had a tough ride mate, a roller coaster of emotions.

Only thing I heard was there have been sighting of a large animal in Denver again - I know PVH was a mental bigfoot enthisiast - could this be a useful lead?

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looks pretty conclusive
 
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