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gain revenge on the two-faced FIFA delegates and the poxy countries they come from? Come on - vent your spleens. I have my own ideas, but I'll let you start.
 
We should just exit from FIFA. International footy is shit anyway.
 
Seems like we are already. Apparently the FA is withdrawing from a bunch of friendlies that were arranged and cutting investment and ties with the countries of the delegates involved (mainly in the carribbean I think).

I think perhaps that US, Australia and the USA are equally pissed off and might form some kind of english-speaking alliance. That'll make Sepp really happy.
 
oh, also apparently the swiss government is being pressured to make it's existing anti-corruption laws apply to sporting bodies. That'll pretty much destroy them I'd think.
 
Winnits said:
We should just exit from FIFA. International footy is shit anyway.
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I'd agree for us to snub the World Cup by telling them where to shove it but all your big clubs in this country wouldn't subscribe to leaving FIFA because of the money the earn from the Champions League etc.

Tell them, we are dropping out of the World Cup and I think you will see a lot of other Countries giving us their support whereby something radical will have to be done within the powers of FIFA.
 
Shit in Sepp Blatter's pillowcase.
 
Lefkaritis (Cyprus) - shook hands on a deal with Cameron. Voted elsewhere.
Chung ****-Joon (S. Korea) - told Cameron he would vote for England in early rounds - Voted for Russia.
Anouma (Ivory Coast) - pledged support. Switched to Russia.
Erzic (Turkey) - told Thompson 'not to worry', then voted for Russia.
Warner (Trinidad) - told Prince William 'you have my vote), but backed Russia. It was thought he controlled 3 votes in total.
Sep Blatter (Twat) - told the delegates not to forget the actions of the English media just prior to the vote.
My view - for what it's worth.
1. Promise loads of financial help to them all, and just before they are due to receive it (just after they have all but spent the money in their own minds), withdraw it.
2. Invite them to Britain on 'state -type' visits. Promise them meetings with royalty, government etc and just leave them waiting. Oh and book them their hotels - homeless hostels in St Pancras etc.
3. Ensure that any visitors from their countries have to pay an exit tax on leaving our country (like they force us to do in the Caribbean). I'm not sure how we can get the Turks to suffer from the shits (like we always do when we go to their salmonella-infested shithole).
4. Set them all up with 'bungs' - make sure that the NOTW and TV are recording it and expose it relentlessly. That would clear them out of FIFA. The real target MUST be Blatter. Get the little turd out of it.

I was hoping that we could still expose them and force a re-run.......... at least it would embarrass them.

A number of people have likened it to the Eurovision Song Contest. Not such a bad comparison. We are frankly being ganged up against.

Whenever any of our fans are stabbed etc in Turkey, FIFA has turned a blind eye (even though it should be enough to gain a world-wide ban from football competitions.
 
Yeah exiting fifa would be the real kick in the teeth for them and i reckon that if we did thers may follow.
 
It has to prompt more serious questions if the founding nation of the sport abandons the global governing body.
 
Excuse my ignorance, but how does UEFA link into FIFA (one and the same?)

If they are not linked, then club football - ie: Champions League goes through UEFA doesnt it?

Therefore, the national team could tell FIFA to arseholes and it not affect the club side.

Disclaimer: Im still very pissed and if Im typing absolute toss, please ignore!
 
Could be right, I have no idea how football's governing bodies are organised - to be honest, I don't think anyone really does since it involves such profligate* use of brown paper bags stuffed with cash...

Who would've thought I'd accidentally use a word with 'R O F L' in it? :p
 
Winnits said:
It has to prompt more serious questions if the founding nation of the sport abandons the global governing body.
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Not according to Twatter in his speech he thinks the Chinese invented the game
 
Well I imagine there are many precursors to the game, but Association Football has its' home in England.
 
Boycott the sponsors of the next world cup including Sky Sport.
I absolutely despise the idea of an "Official" Beer, Burger etc anyway.
 
I generally do that anyway, not through any sense of decency or protest but because the official sponsors are usually shit products lol
 
cut all ties to then and refuse to help them in anyway, vote against any new rules changes on principle and just be as bloody awkward as possible challenge every thing we can make as much paperwork for them as possible, and generally become a thorn in there arse. or simply leave them and start our own federation with those country's that have equaly been royally f**ked over
 
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I generally do that anyway, not through any sense of decency or protest but because the official sponsors are usually shit products lol
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Agreed - I -----never eat McDonalds, seldom drink Coke, never drink Budweiser, Don't fly Emirates, Won't buy Hyundai.
I do like Adidas stuff normally...but...for a good cause I can do without.
 
Been done but worth repeating:

Invite Bladder, Warner etc to the Royal Wedding and as they get to the door of the Abbey tell them to f*** off.

I like the idea of being as difficult as possible within the organisation - one way would be to leak like a sieve to the British Press.
 
Staying in and acting up would just lead to being more overtly marginalised and prejudiced against than we are already - we have nothing to gain from a governing body that offers us no opportunities to host tournaments, villifies us for any hint of supporter misbehaviour whilst brushing incidents befalling our supporters under the carpet.

A much more productive use of our time would be to exit it altogether, and seek to form alliances with other football nations that opt to follow us... although given how many voted for us, that will probably not be all that many!
 
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What is the betting that along with Russian brown envelopes there were a few shady arms deals cut as well to garner support?
 
We could get support amongst other nations to all opt out of FIFA and then when it comes down to it, be left holding our knobs - on our own! I still say get our media to expose their corruption, while telling FIFA it has nothing to do with us.
 
The only way we could have the last larf would be go to Russia and win the f***er!
f*** you all as we fly the WC home!
 
chib-e said:
The only way we could have the last larf would be go to Russia and win the f***er!
f*** you all as we fly the WC home!
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If Putin is prepared to go to the lengths he has to ensure they won the bid, can you imagine what lengths he will go to to ensure they win the competition?
 
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