House prices are falling dramatically!

[Sheepkiller]

Last night after returning from the game, I stood in my lounge and gazed out of the window, whilst I was contemplating the level of embarrassment I would endure the next time I left the house in my forest shirt, when I noticed the man who lives opposite me taking a similar pose in his lounge, sporting what can only be described as a filthy white addidas sheep bummers replica shirt. Upon noticing him (looking directly at me in my red shirt) I shut the curtains and locked the door. This morning when I reopened the curtains I see he has hung a massive Dierby flag up in his window, not only this but I see his son walking around the house in a Dierby shirt too. My world is shrinking along with my pride and the value of my house.
I made a faint attempt to salvige some pride by dressing my dog up in a forest shirt, and took her for a walk around the block, although it made me smile it doesn't numb the pain. This village used to be a beautiful place Stuart Pearce even lived down the road during his time at Forest.
Can somebody give me some pointers in what to do? apart from reporting him too social services obviously, I often wondered why his son's bedroom light comes on at 3 am every morning now I know, its those special Dierby father/son bonding sessions in practice.

 

[clusternakker]

Hang the stars and stripes outside your house outside your house !

 

[clusternakker]

Hmmph appears to be an echo in here!

 

[clusternakker]

At least the post count is going up

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

ROFLMAO

That's a start but here's a few more

1) Purchase a large amount of flow pack (polystyrene packing material) Gain access to his sunroof and pour it in bag at a time ! The look on the face is priceless !

2) Blow up a picture of that Paul Jewell incident and attach to front of his house with the words ''This pervert lives here (don't forget to photoshop on suspenders !

3) Register his house number for as many free porn mags and brochures as possible. Have them sent to him along with 'tractors weekly' and 'sheep shearing for beginners', along with various thai ladyboy magazines and gay catalogues ! the brighter the packaging the better.

4) Your imagination is the key ! But don't get caught ! Good luck !

 

[ubique]

Smash his windows with petrol bombs Wont help the house prices but might make you feel better lol

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

Smash his windows with petrol bombs Wont help the house prices but might make you feel better lol

Nice to see you being so subtle lol.

but yeah, petrol bombs do work ! I was going to uggest them whisky bombs btu it's a waste of whisky !

Oh another one, when he goes on holiday, pour cress through his letter box and over his roof / extension etcetc. Every night go and pour some water through. Trust me lol

 

[Benchwarmer]

This is the funniest thread ive read for quite a while!

 

[clusternakker]

Smash his windows with petrol bombs Wont help the house prices but might make you feel better lol

A group of once took the door handles and window winders out of a mates car, so when he got in he couldn't get out, he had to drive round to his mothers and pip his horn and get mommy to release him.

You could always fill his car with that polystyrene packing.

Or just a simple professional looking letter delivered to his house recorded delivery, so it wakes him up. Inside just a sheet of A4 with something like 'derby is for sheep molesters' in biro, along with a drawing of a cock.

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

A couple from personal experience.

Put up signs from the nearest main road and advertise in the paper that his garden will be open for viewing on a certain date, included will be free cream tea's. Then watch as he spends the day turfing away OAP's off of his lawn to your great enjoyment.

Sell his house. Advertise it as a private sale in a local rag. Put no appointment needed and his address. Put a stupid figure on it not too stupid) and for weeks he will have couples and family's turning up on his doorstep.

Sell his car ! As above but more realistic. Local ad mag, advertise as reason for sale, 'to fund sex change'

 

[biskit]

wait til he goes away for a few days ,then sell his lawn in the ad-mag,buyer to collect,job done

 

[T.B.T.]

Manure delivery? 'Please leave 5 tonnes on the drive'.

Plant red flower bulbs in the garden and wait for spring?

Shrinkwrap his car?

 

[forestred]

Draw the Forest tree on his lawn with weedkiller

 

[Nffc-Girl]

Last night after returning from the game, I stood in my lounge and gazed out of the window, whilst I was contemplating the level of embarrassment I would endure the next time I left the house in my forest shirt, when I noticed the man who lives opposite me taking a similar pose in his lounge, sporting what can only be described as a filthy white addidas sheep bummers replica shirt. Upon noticing him (looking directly at me in my red shirt) I shut the curtains and locked the door. This morning when I reopened the curtains I see he has hung a massive Dierby flag up in his window, not only this but I see his son walking around the house in a Dierby shirt too. My world is shrinking along with my pride and the value of my house.
I made a faint attempt to salvige some pride by dressing my dog up in a forest shirt, and took her for a walk around the block, although it made me smile it doesn't numb the pain. This village used to be a beautiful place Stuart Pearce even lived down the road during his time at Forest.
Can somebody give me some pointers in what to do? apart from reporting him too social services obviously, I often wondered why his son's bedroom light comes on at 3 am every morning now I know, its those special Dierby father/son bonding sessions in practice.

Let your dog use his front lawn as a toilet for the next few weeks whilst wearing the Forest shirt.

 

[Strummer]

Having to live on a road with Sheep-Shaggers?

Bad news.

However, just simply wear your Forest shirt with pride, whenever you can; if he notices you and makes some amusing gesture (difficult to sometimes spot on a Derby fan, in between the drooling and cross-eyed glances) just smile, and point to the two stars on the shirt.

No matter what the Sheep try, they will never, ever, match the history and achievements of Nottingham Forest Football Club.

 

[trickytrees12]

 

[Rigler]

Where do you live?
If it's this side of the Notts/Derby border firmly tell him to f*** off back to where he came from, and don't come back.

 

[B Block Red]

"whats that coming through your window, is it a sheeps head, is it a sheeps head?" ;D

 

[Eastwood Red]

Put weed killer all over his lawn and plants at night while he is asleep

While he is on holiday or away for the weekend etc. put bird seed all over his car/house/lawn/ any property of his and watch the pigeons come flying in crapping everywhere lol

Subscribe his house address to many various magazines, the more random/pointless/ plain dirty the better

 

[clusternakker]

if you see this guy

Tell him where 'john connor' the sheep shagging bastard lives.

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

if you see this guy

Tell him where 'john connor' the sheep shagging bastard lives.

 

[BuckeyeRed]

I'm partial to the tried-and-true flaming bag of dogshit at his front door. Plan B would be to hire a group of Vikings to invade his house carrying Forest flags, hack off his head and carry it triumphantly back to your place where they share chicken tikka masala and large tankards of Olde Trip Ale.
Personally, I'd choose Plan A as it has less legal repercussions.

 

[Sheepkiller]

Having to live on a road with Sheep-Shaggers?

Bad news.

However, just simply wear your Forest shirt with pride, whenever you can; if he notices you and makes some amusing gesture (difficult to sometimes spot on a Derby fan, in between the drooling and cross-eyed glances) just smile, and point to the two stars on the shirt.

No matter what the Sheep try, they will never, ever, match the history and achievements of Nottingham Forest Football Club.

This is true, and already with these posts the pride is slowly coming back, and don't you worry I've left the house twice today wearing my full red attire, also sky sports 1, 10pm Monday night will fully reinstall my pride and faith, what's more the piece of shit across the road has lived there for 1 year and that's the first time I've seen him wearing those filthy colours, lets hope its the last. I shall be purchasing a red flag twice the size of his and will save it for next time. :

 

[Sheepkiller]

Where do you live?
If it's this side of the Notts/Derby border firmly tell him to f*** off back to where he came from, and don't come back.

Cropwell bishop (NOTTINGHAM), our local pup is full of forest memorabilia, how dare he.

 

[sedgred]

Cropwell bishop (NOTTINGHAM), our local pup is full of forest memorabilia, how dare he.

Thats an easy solution, just point out his house to some Forest fans from Cotgave, sit back and enjoy the show...