Guy Moussi Facts

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king_congo_red

Ale Ape
If you have five pounds and Guy Moussi has five pounds, Guy Moussi has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Guy Moussi's computer. Guy Moussi is always in control.
Apple pays Guy Moussi 79 pence every time he listens to a song on iTunes.
Guy Moussi can sneeze with his eyes open.
Guy Moussi can eat a Fruit Pastille without chewing.
Guy Moussi is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Guy Moussi destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Guy Moussi can kill two stones with one bird and one Sonko with one shot.
 
T

Thighman

A. Trialist
Guy Moussi can also eat a doughnut without licking his lips

FACT
 
Randy Bumgardener

Randy Bumgardener

AKA Randy Bumgardener
GUY MOUSSI IS THE STIG, MOUSSI IS THE STIG LALALALA
 
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Lew_Forest2006

Youth Team
Guy Moussi could win the Formula 1 Championship riding a push bike.

He just prefers knocking out big, black centre backs.
 
king_congo_red

king_congo_red

Ale Ape
James Perch can piss his name in to snow. Guy Moussi can piss his name into Concrete.
Guy Moussi once visitied The Virgin Islands. After he left they were renamed 'The Islands'
Guy Moussi counted to infinity. Twice.
Guy Moussi's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Guy Moussi
Guy Moussi does not sleep. He waits.
Guy Moussi can speak braille.
 
Randy Bumgardener

Randy Bumgardener

AKA Randy Bumgardener
Guy Moussi once slide tackled Chuck Norris
 
Randy Bumgardener

Randy Bumgardener

AKA Randy Bumgardener
# Guy Moussi once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

# Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Guy Moussi likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

# There are no races, only countries of people Guy Moussi has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

# When Guy Moussi was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

# Guy Moussi can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

# A Guy Moussi-delivered long shot is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

# When Guy Moussi falls in water, Guy Moussi doesn't get wet. Water gets Guy Moussi.

# Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Guy Moussi long range shot)

# Guy Moussi’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
 
Rich

Rich

Rice IV
Freiro Cornholio said:
# Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Guy Moussi long range shot)
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GMLrS, surely?
 
king_congo_red

king_congo_red

Ale Ape
Guy Moussi sold his soul to the devil for his work-rate and unparalleled power shots. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Guy slide-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Guy Moussi
If you can see Guy Moussi, he can see you. If you can't see Guy Moussi you may be only seconds away from taking a ball in the face.
Guy Moussi does not play football because the word play infers the probability of losing. Guy Moussi wins football.
They once made a Guy Moussi toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
 
E

EmJay

Stuart Pearce
Guy Moussi made Jack Bauer cry.

Guy Moussi tells John Locke what he can't do

Guy Moussi knows the last digit of Pi

When Guy Moussi wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

Guy Moussi did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

Guy Moussi invented all 32 letters of the alphabet

Noah was the only man notified when Guy Moussi took a piss in the sea

Guy Moussi never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
 
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Red Kez

Youth Team
Guy Moussi doesn't consider it intercourse if the woman continues to live... :ph34r:
 
Randy Bumgardener

Randy Bumgardener

AKA Randy Bumgardener
Guy Moussi once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Guy Moussi thrives on pain. Guy Moussi then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Guy Moussi eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Guy Moussi.

Guy Moussi doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
 
Randy Bumgardener

Randy Bumgardener

AKA Randy Bumgardener
If you work in an office with Guy Moussi, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Guy Moussi drinks napalm to quell his heartburn

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Guy Moussi was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
Guy Moussi never turns red in embarassement, everything pales into insignificance when he is near
 
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Red Kez

Youth Team
Tutts said:
Guy Moussi force feeds beefburgers to Swans.
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:D :D :D

He only does that so they can float better though...
 
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