Grow some balls man...

[king_congo_red]

kick her to the curb...

 

[HappyHappyJoyJoy]

My missus's dad is a sheep-shagger.

She supports Liverpool and used to have a season ticket in the Kop before moving to London.

I am marrying her this year.

:suicide:

 

[Graham]

Oh dear. Best of luck fella.

 

[HappyHappyJoyJoy]

The kids WILL be Forest. They WILL........

 

[dellaroc]

"As much as the teams hate each other there is always that respect there at the end of the day."

Erm....that respect is a one way street, love.

 

[Dorset Red]

My missus hates football but understands the religion that is Forest. Both my little girls are Forest fans running to me on a saturday when they hear the text message come in for the team and later on 'have we scored yet Dad?'. Both have Forest kit and both tackle like Psycho, my all time hero. I am now coaching footie at their school here in France and am slowly indoctrinating the kids, we have a UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUReds chant at the begining and end of every session which puzzles the parents no end.....the cold war may be over but the red war continues

 

[BennettGaidenSigma]

So what? My Dad is a Forest fan and my Mum is a Derby fan. They certainly didn't both have season tickets at Forest one year then Derby the next.

 

[husky78]

my mum and dad are both Derby fans... i grew up sensibly.

 

[stockton is grim]

My missus hates football but understands the religion that is Forest. Both my little girls are Forest fans running to me on a saturday when they hear the text message come in for the team and later on 'have we scored yet Dad?'. Both have Forest kit and both tackle like Psycho, my all time hero. I am now coaching footie at their school here in France and am slowly indoctrinating the kids, we have a UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUReds chant at the begining and end of every session which puzzles the parents no end.....the cold war may be over but the red war continues

you coach and encourage young girls to tackle heavily?


and Arsene Wenger wonders why there is a paucity of talent coming through.......... :

 

[sedgred]

 

[Anatoli]

In a sense, it might be the ideal relationship, as he can take her up the poop shoot on a regular basis. If you like that sort of thing then hey presto, ideal relationship.

 

[Daniel]

My missus's dad is a sheep-shagger.

She supports Liverpool and used to have a season ticket in the Kop before moving to London.

I am marrying her this year.

:suicide:

Deary me, you must have done something bad in a past life

 

[stockton is grim]

In a sense, it might be the ideal relationship, as he can take her up the poop shoot on a regular basis. If you like that sort of thing then hey presto, ideal relationship.

Anatoli, I just don't get this post

you're saying to sedgred that his daughter going out with a derby fan is perfect as they could have anal sex together....

I don't get the relevance, I don't get how it could be funny, I don't get how you think it isn't totally out of order to make the suggestion.....

can you spell it out as at the moment you have totally sunk in my estimation on prertty much every level possible.

 

[Tutts]

Anatoli, I just don't get this post

you're saying to sedgred that his daughter going out with a derby fan is perfect as they could have anal sex together....

I don't get the relevance, I don't get how it could be funny, I don't get how you think it isn't totally out of order to make the suggestion.....

can you spell it out as at the moment you have totally sunk in my estimation on prertty much every level possible.

In fairness, I expect the comment refers to the initiaal story of the thread?

 

[dellaroc]

I think the point that he's making is that if your missus lets you bum her, it doesn't really matter who she supports.

I'm sure Sedge can and would shout up if Anatoli said anything he wasn't happy with.