[GPR] Big chunk of Forest Rumours!

[Gary]

Found on the old chestnut http://www.football-rumours.co.uk

Rumours suggesting Nottingham Forest manager Billy Davies has £20m to spend this summer are false. Davies has been given just £3m to strengthen the squad and will be relying on loan deals to keep Forest in the Championship.

Outs
Cohen to Blackburn £500,000
Perch to Portsmouth £350,000 (if Hart gets the job)
Earnshaw to Cardiff £3m

Ins
Iain Turner from Everton £150,000
Dele Adebola Free
Rob Jones from Hibernian undisclosed
Stephen Pearson from Derby £750,000
Isaiah Osbourne from Aston Villa £400,000
Gavin Hoyte from Arsenal on loan


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In addition to that, another rumour mentions McSheffrey is on his way to us too.

 

[Samuel]

Were selling Cohen for 500k even though we signed him for a million (kinda)?

There are some idiots on the internet.

 

[Gary]

Were selling Cohen for 500k even though we signed him for a million (kinda)?

There are some idiots on the internet.

I know. I've been pissing myself reading this site.

Here are a couple of examples:

Breaking news! After the Man United trophy ceremony last night one of my mates was sitting outside Old Trafford when the squad came out. He got Ronaldo's auto–graph and noticed there was no Carlos Tevez until around 30 minutes later. He was on his way back home when he could hear voices he looked back and Tevez and Fergie were standing outside the Old Trafford Entrance talking about next season. . both of them walked away with a big smile on their face. My mate shouted "Have you signed for us yet Tevez?" and Tevez apparently just winked at him and laughed.

I work as assistant manager for a certain brand who Liverpools shirt sponcers and the other day my Boss got a call from his Supervisers telling him that next seasons kit manufacturing has started and he was told that we will be Manufacturing a new name and number this year. . NO 10. . . KUN AGUERO. .Dats wat i heard
YNWA!

 

[Beasty]

What sad sacks!

 

[marshal99]

If we sell Cohen for 500k , Billy Davies should be strung up by his balls. :nowink:

 

[redbestwood]

Found on the old chestnut http://www.football-rumours.co.uk

Rumours suggesting Nottingham Forest manager Billy Davies has £20m to spend this summer are false. Davies has been given just £3m to strengthen the squad and will be relying on loan deals to keep Forest in the Championship.

Outs
Cohen to Blackburn £500,000
Perch to Portsmouth £350,000 (if Hart gets the job)
Earnshaw to Cardiff £3m

Ins
Iain Turner from Everton £150,000
Dele Adebola Free
Rob Jones from Hibernian undisclosed
Stephen Pearson from Derby £750,000
Isaiah Osbourne from Aston Villa £400,000
Gavin Hoyte from Arsenal on loan


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In addition to that, another rumour mentions McSheffrey is on his way to us too.

Sorry mate it's a wind up from a Derby fan who posts on the EP site. This is his confession
That was my handy work sorry guys lol, thought I'd see how easy it was to get a rumour up on that site, posted it yesterday and it's up today. DCFCDavid is his user name.

http://forums.thisisnottinghamforest.co.uk/thread.jspa?threadID=28798&tstart=0

 

[Gary]

Sorry mate it's a wind up from a Derby fan who posts on the EP site. This is his confession
That was my handy work sorry guys lol, thought I'd see how easy it was to get a rumour up on that site, posted it yesterday and it's up today. DCFCDavid is his user name.

http://forums.thisisnottinghamforest.co.uk/thread.jspa?threadID=28798&tstart=0

Haha excellent. It all adds a bit of fun to the Transfer Rumours thread, hence the [GPR] tag.

I should start a 'lets see what we can get onto football-rumours' thread and post some right obscure shite.

Like "Steve Stone coming out of retirement" or "Casper Schmeichel to play as LB".

 

[Erik]

Haha excellent. It all adds a bit of fun to the Transfer Rumours thread, hence the [GPR] tag.

I should start a 'lets see what we can get onto football-rumours' thread and post some right obscure s**te.

Like "Steve Stone coming out of retirement" or "Casper Schmeichel to play as LB".

Or even a Barry Cogan to sign for Forest rumour?

 

[Luke]

Just posted a Cogan rumour on the site, If it gets through the review section it will be posted tomorrow ;D

 

[Gary]

I wonder if anyone on here wrote this very loud statement:

"ARE YOU JOKING ME, FIRSTLY EARNSAHW SAID AFTER THE SOUTHAMPTON GAME HE WANTS TO STAY AT FOREST FOR AGES TO COME AS HE HAS FITTED IN SO WELL, IN WOULD TAKE AT LEAST 1 MIL TO TAKE PERCH AWAY FROM THE CITY GROUND AND HE WOULD BE RELUCTANT TO LEAVE AS HE IS A FOREST FAN AND COHEN HAS OPENED TALKS OVER A NEW DEAL. AS FOR INS JONES, OSBOURNE AND ADEBOLA ARE LIKELY HOWEVER FOREST HAVE MADE IT KNOWN THEY WANT TO TAKE LEE CAMP AND DEXTER BLACKSTOCK FROM QPR. THEY ALSO WANT GUNTER ON LOAD FOR NEXT SEASON. I WONT GO ON ABOUT RUMOURS AS ITS FOREST AND WE GET USED TO BEING TOLD A LOAD OF RUBBISH, SO JUST WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS."

Gunter on load? lol

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He's not a javascript function!
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[Gary]

Just posted a Cogan rumour on the site, If it gets through the review section it will be posted tomorrow ;D

HAHAHA-

"I have it on very good authority that Nottingham Forest FC scouts were watching Grays athletic towards the end of the season. I have been told that they were upping their interest in ROI Under 21 capped winger Barry Cogan, again.
My Source is from a scout within the club and it is thought that the highly rated Cogan will be brought in should they fail to sign Paul Anderson who is currently in talks with Swansea. A big of around 200k is thought to be enough to prize him away from Grays Athletic."

 

[Erik]

HAHAHA-

"I have it on very good authority that Nottingham Forest FC scouts were watching Grays athletic towards the end of the season. I have been told that they were upping their interest in ROI Under 21 capped winger Barry Cogan, again.
My Source is from a scout within the club and it is thought that the highly rated Cogan will be brought in should they fail to sign Paul Anderson who is currently in talks with Swansea. A big of around 200k is thought to be enough to prize him away from Grays Athletic."

All of which goes to show how many of these 'rumours' (from good sources) are absolute bollocks.

I do actually prefer our way of saying nothing and then getting the job done - frustrating as it is for us supporters.