Forest bankrupt or bongo bongo

Would you bend over to save Forest?

  • No, I'd support Notts or Mansfield or something

    Votes: 4 6.5%
  • Yes, pass the poppers

    Votes: 20 32.3%
  • This is the worst poll (with some strong competition) that earthworm has ever created.

    Votes: 38 61.3%

  • Total voters
    62

earthworm

Jack Burkitt
Hypothetical end of season lull question.

You are faced with meltdown of your club in the year 2012, when having been promoted to the Prem, MArthur has bowed to pressure from the fans to show AMBITION, and spent Doughty's entire fortune on expensive overrated Italian players in a failed attempt to get Forest into the Champions League. Forest stand to be wiped off the face of the earth. The only way to save the club, hypothetically, is taking it up the wrong 'un from a billionaire who will only invest in Forest if you "accommodate" him, what would you do?

:hey:lol
 
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MaxiRobriguez

Bob McKinlay
Been there done that. Hardly a sacrifice on my part.
 

Rich

Rice IV
How 'big' is the billonaire?

Is there scope for blackmail, or is he out and proud?

Is there to be an audience? :hey:
 

Beasty

Rice 34
So long as it was recognized I did this heroic deed, ie free season ticket with a seat that has a donut shaped middle to it.
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion

earthworm

Jack Burkitt
How 'big' is the billonaire?

Is there scope for blackmail, or is he out and proud?

Is there to be an audience? :hey:

1, Let's say he's average size.
2, He's from Brighton
3, I suppose if you'd prefer that, I'm not sure who'd want to watch your sacrifice though :D
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
"I wish I had a twelve inch cock.

Instead of this bloody great thing that drags on the floor when I walk".....

:hey:

** stops dreaming **
 

TrickyTart

Viv Anderson
You appear to be giving this a great deal of thought young man. Anything you'd care to share? I wasn't quite sure how to answer, so I just imagined robert pattinson as a woman but wearing a strap on. Hope that's helpful
 

MaxiRobriguez

Bob McKinlay
You appear to be giving this a great deal of thought young man. Anything you'd care to share? I wasn't quite sure how to answer, so I just imagined robert pattinson as a woman but wearing a strap on. Hope that's helpful

Where's the other cock going if you're already taking one?
 

goatboy

Grenville Morris
You also have to consider that you'd then also be on very good terms with a billionaire, so there's probably a few other perks in it for you afterwards.

I think you'd have to do it, imagine no more Forest! that's worse than a rogering. Besides, how many homosexuals are there? They can't all be wrong can they?
 

Jimmy

Viv Anderson
Will he give me a reach around?
 
C

clusternakker

Guest
most people would f*** a rhino for a million quid, so this is a no brainer really.
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
f*** a rhino? Maybe.
Be f**ked by a rhino? Er. No. ! :frantic:

lol
 

Clifford

Viv Anderson
I'd put us in admin and write of the debts, that way we can f*** the rest of the league up the arse.
 

goatboy

Grenville Morris
f*** a rhino? Maybe.
Be f**ked by a rhino? Er. No. ! :frantic:

lol

I've tickled a Rhino's groin a few years back... they have very soft skin down there compared to the rest of their hide. They also like having their horn wiggled.
 
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