For Sale

[sheepy]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190284840924

 

[winnits]

eBay is blocked at work for me, I imagine it's terribly amusing, original and witty, though!

 

[cousins141]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190284840924

cant believe how sad people are lol

 

[Stratty]

I do actually think that's quite funny. I'm over the initial dissapointment now and can see the funny side.

 

[stuc]

eBay is blocked at work for me, I imagine it's terribly amusing, original and witty, though!

"Have Forest 2 goal lead for sale, almost giving it away"

Created by Billy Davies and usually available only in selected football stadiums in Nottingham, I am offering the winning bidder the chance to own your very own two goal lead that you can throw away

This item is ideal for fickle supporters of second rate football teams or managers of limited ability

Not only will you get a pig sick feeling in your stomach 90 minutes after recieving the item, you will also get to relive the moment one of your former superstars came back to show how far he has come since joining a real football team...

The throwaway lead comes in a 12 minute spell, but will vanish before you can say Nigel Clough's Black and White army.....

Over 4,000 people were ecstatic when the throwaway lead was first unveiled at the City ground on Wednesday night

Wondering how the item will be delivered to your door? They'll be bottling it for sure.....

Get your bid in now and buy a moment to treasure........

 

[removed user]

very droll

 

[Rich]

Item reported to Ebay as Stolen Property.

Details: One offside goal and the mother of all deflections.

 

[adam09]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190284840924

It'll give your attempts at humour a lot more credibility.

:wink:

 

[prenshaw124]

i actually find that slightly amusing

 

[EmJay]

Aye its quite funny. More so at how excited the Mutton seem to be about this, but none the less, it mildly tickled me.

 

[jimbo]

that must have been written by terry...

the only debby fan to every leave school with a GCSE (or O level)

he currently works in the westfield centre cleaning the bogs...

 

[Eastwood Red]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190284840924

They really are lapping it up aren't they lol

The league game is more important sheepy boy, look forward to smashing you into league 1

 

[Quinn^2]

Didn't expect something quite as humerous to come from a Ram, that couldn't be possible.

 

[ShakeyRed]

Did anyone notice the item location is Bedfordshire

I thought it was too funny to be done by someone from sheepshire

 

[Rigler]

I have to admit it is quite amusing.

A Notts County supporting friend sent me a text on Thursday saying
“There’s a helpline for Forest fans affected by last night’s result. The number is 2-0 2-1 2-2 2-3, ask for Kris”

My initial response was to tell him to f*** off, but have to admit that one’s quite droll aswell.

 

[Benchwarmer]

Quite funny that.

Also had to laugh at "second rate football teams or managers of limited ability"..

If that is what we are, and we are above you in the league, what are you?!

 

[Jambo]

That's fantastic.

 

[Le Juif Rouge]

Considering the age of some of the players we fielded - shouldn't D**by be reported to the Child Protection Unit for interfering with minors.

 

[tom1990]

They're lapping it right up. I got this text last night:

'There is a helpline for any forest fans affected by last night's events. The number is 0800 2-0 2-1 2-2 2-3. It will be busy. Just ask for Kris.'

I have to say that it did make me chuckle a little. Sheepy, make the most of this moment. Enjoy getting dicked on by United and of course us. To be honest, I'm glad we didn't get through. It's a game that we could do without given the current situation with our squad. You will obviously lose the tie and then come to the City Ground and play a different side to the one you faced on Wednesday. We will beat you and will get the real reward of 3 points that will lead us closer to Championship safety, whilst leaving you in serious trouble. The clock is ticking until you're gloating turns into worry and embarrassment. I can't wait to see what I have to say is the campest club in football fighting for their lives!

 

[alfordred]

I think its funny, also funny is that someone has bid six quid on it.

 

[Blackmagic]

cant believe how sad people are lol

More sad that people have actually bid on it athetic:

Cant wait for the 21st. He who laughs last, laughs loudest

 

[daztheman]

More sad that people have actually bid on it athetic:

Cant wait for the 21st. He who laughs last, laughs loudest

We'll hurt them where it matters, the league!! :cheers:

I also think it's quite sad the amount of time the sheep fans spend on our forum I very rarely go on theres because I always come over feeling sick after about two seconds :x

 

[Roonaldo]

I'm gonna bid high to ensure I win this.

This will enable me to get this b&stards address, get together a fine selection of sheep heads and lob them through this cu*ts windows.

We'll see whose laughing then.

Roll on the 21st. Points make prizes.

 

[Rigler]

I'm gonna bid high to ensure I win this.

This will enable me to get this b&stards address, get together a fine selection of sheep heads and lob them through this cu*ts windows.

We'll see whose laughing then.

Roll on the 21st. Points make prizes.

A bit over the top isn't it.

 

[Roonaldo]

No. Entirely proportionate.

I forgot to mention setting fire to a live ram and marching that through the front door.


15 days and counting.

B*stards, the lot of 'em.