Football in a Perfect World

LoveAlfa

Youth Team
Yesterday we had the new seasons fixtures being released and already (understanderbly) people are getting frustrated by the way these are being done to satisfy the television companies.

Also, it seems that after every single game people are having to discuss the numerous wrong decisions and poor refereeing standards that we seem to have in our game.

In Scotland they have had a two-horse race and the title had been shared between to two Glasgow clubs on no less than 94 times...and in England I'm sure that the current four horse race will come down to a three or even one horse race in the not too distant future.

Fans are constantly debating the worth of players, we moan about salaries, the club v country battle that seems to rages it's head every now and again....it goes on and on.

My question is this, given a free range that Zeus would be envious of, how would you shape the game to fit in to a perfect world? Here's some things for starters:

1, Video replays available for all referee decisions.
2, Players really do respect the referee and act like a Rugby player does.
3, Referees can get the sack
4, No fines when a manager or player speaks out against the FA or referee
5, No shirt sponsorship
6, You can only play or manage a nation if you were born within it's borders
7, Games return to 3 o-clock on for all weekend fixtures.
8, The Champions League is abolished and returns to being the European Cup and is a straight knock-out competition between the champions only.
9, Second place and third place for the EUFA Cup
10, FA Cup and League Cup also qualify for EUFA Cup
11, Play-offs scrapped - how can you give a trophy to the 6th finisher and not to the runner-up?
12, Andy Grey and the hairy one get the sack
13, Bring back commentary down the phone line for European games
14, Football boots are black with white trim only
15, I want a flashing big then little R in the top left hand corner of the screen during a replay
16, Advertising boards that don't need support from the national grid
17, England kit should have blue shorts
18, Celtic and Rangers loose all their money in a very small localised stock market crash
19, Mark Hughes get clipped around the ear hole every time he says Notts Forest - the ignorant pleb
20, Nigel managers Forest in the top flight
21, Premiership scrapped and a return to League 1, 2, 3 and 4
22, FA Cup is never sponsored again
23, FA Cup coverage starts at 9:00 on a Saturday morning on the BBC and ITV
24, Footballs are white with black panels
25, An England captain who talks normal and doesn't say the same thing in slightly different sentances in quick succession. In which he says the same thing again and again is stopped because I don't like it. When John Terry speaks he only says things once and not again in a slightly different way.
26, Clubs are managed by a Manager and at a push an Assistant Manager (a luxury)
27, Boxing day and evening fixtures are arranged with some thought about the away fans.
28, We have players who are prepared to take penalties
29, A referee dresses in black and not like some body trying to be noticed.
30, You don't need to earn £60k a year to be able to take the family to a game

Discuss
 

cousins141

First Team Squad
"11, Play-offs scrapped - how can you give a trophy to the 6th finisher and not to the runner-up?"

Yeah thats true but the play offs keep the season alive for alot of teams and are very exciting
 

LoveAlfa

Youth Team
cousins141 said:
"11, Play-offs scrapped - how can you give a trophy to the 6th finisher and not to the runner-up?"

Yeah thats true but the play offs keep the season alive for alot of teams and are very exciting

Morphine keeps a drug addict alive and keeps it very excrutiating
 

adam09

Bob McKinlay
To sum it up, just take it back to how it was before the Premiership. It's all Sky's fault.
 
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Guest
LoveAlfa said:
15, I want a flashing big then little R in the top left hand corner of the screen during a replay

Do you have some kind of Rs fixation ?
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
Point 3 , I think refs can get the sack
Point 6, load of bollax, we have the first real shot at winning something for 20 years, you get the best possible person for the job, irrespective of nationality.
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
Linesmen are called linesmen, simple as that, not referee's assistants .

Stop all drainage on pitches so they become quagmires again in winter.

longer shorts should make a comeback, as well as moustaches
 

LoveAlfa

Youth Team
Pârîsrêd said:
Point 3 , I think refs can get the sack
Point 6, load of bollax, we have the first real shot at winning something for 20 years, you get the best possible person for the job, irrespective of nationality.

Hollow victory
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
LoveAlfa said:
Hollow victory

Not in the slightest is it hollow, if you follow that line of argument, a manager of a league club should only manage where he was born and raised.
 

Gary

No wonder my post count..
Wage cap should be first on that list. It's a sad sad thing that a player can earn upwards of thousands a week - I'd say about 50% of his yearly earnings could secure the entire league 2 roster.

For instance, Ronaldo earns £100,000 a week. If he put a quarter of that aside every week, in 3 months he could take Accrington Stanley out of debt (about £300,000).

The entire Premiership should at the same level as the 'top 4', financially and beneficially.

You shouldn't have the chance to appeal a red card. Referees decision end of. If he made a mistake, he made a mistake.

Joey Barton should be erased from football existence. There's no place for thugs like him.
 

LoveAlfa

Youth Team
Pârîsrêd said:
Not in the slightest is it hollow, if you follow that line of argument, a manager of a league club should only manage where he was born and raised.

No, because a football club is a private company and not a national team which is supposed to represent the people of that nation.

I don't want to be represented by anyone other than a 100% English team. If that means were rubbish then so be. I'm perfectly happy having Forest in any league becasue that is what level they are at.
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
To serve a suspension, you must be picked for the game.

A player may play international football only for the country in which he plays his club football.

A different sort of card for "technical" infringements - you can have a large number of these cards in a game, but you accumulate disciplinary points in the usual way, bans can start at half-time. Yellow cards for fouls and violent conduct in the usual way.

Sort the bloody offisde rule out.

If we use TV replays to criticise a referee, then he should be allowed TV replays in order to make his decision.

Ref has a point-of-view camera e.g. shoulder mounted and we get to see his view of an offence - this means we will understand that he couldn't have seen the offence, or that he is inept or bent, or excellent.

That's for starters...
 

kennylaing

First Team Squad
I think point 1. would ruin the game, slow it down and not have any benefit anyone. The only technology I could see enhancing the game are goal line sensors to confim when the ball has crossed the line and a goal has been scored.

Otherwise I would like FIFA, UEFA,PL, FA etc. to grow some balls and impose a salary cap, similiar to F1 to enhance competitiveness across the game.

Women in the game would also increase interest for some? I reckon Kelly Smith could cut it at this level. :wink:
 

Gary

No wonder my post count..
[quote='Sir' Flagman. ]

Ref has a point-of-view camera e.g. shoulder mounted and we get to see his view of an offence - this means we will understand that he couldn't have seen the offence, or that he is inept or bent, or excellent.

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Thats a very good idea, although it would have to be on his head, as you know, necks can rotate to an extent.
 

birkin youth

Geoff Thomas
LoveAlfa said:
1, Video replays available for all referee decisions.

That would be the WORST thing to happen to football - I am really against this.

It would slow the game down, and teams would constantly be requesting video replays.
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
Super Scab said:
That would be the WORST thing to happen to football - I am really against this.

It would slow the game down, and teams would constantly be requesting video replays.

Suppose it was done like tennis, for example where you can 'challenge' the ref's decision twice in a game, or something along those lines? Would that make it any more appealing/acceptable?
 

birkin youth

Geoff Thomas
[quote='Sir' Flagman. ]
Suppose it was done like tennis, for example where you can 'challenge' the ref's decision twice in a game, or something along those lines? Would that make it any more appealing/acceptable?
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Nah, I still think it would ruin the game.

How would it even work? Stop play to check the video? You'd have to... and then teams would start using it tactically. It would be awful.
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
Playing devil's advocate for a mo...supposing you could only challenge once the ball is out of play - the game has already stopped at that point...
 

LoveAlfa

Youth Team
Goal post mounted cameras would stop all this `is it in is it out` stupidity.

also, is it legal to put Andy "That's a another new cliche" Grey and Richard "let me ask another stupid question because I've just landed from Mars" The Chimp Keys out of there misery?
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
LoveAlfa said:
No, because a football club is a private company and not a national team which is supposed to represent the people of that nation.

I don't want to be represented by anyone other than a 100% English team. If that means were rubbish then so be. I'm perfectly happy having Forest in any league becasue that is what level they are at.

A football club is a private company that also represents the area in which it is, be it a town or a city or district, I will give you a clue Nottingham Forest, Yeovile Town etc etc
 

birkin youth

Geoff Thomas
[quote='Sir' Flagman. ]
Playing devil's advocate for a mo...supposing you could only challenge once the ball is out of play - the game has already stopped at that point...
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Then that wouldn't be fair, or right; it just wouldn't work.

Without getting into specific ins and outs, there's a near-infinite list of situations where that principle would simply not work.

eg,
Home team thinks they have scored, but the goal is not given on the referee's decision, so Away team counter-attack and score a goal. 1-0 to the Away team.

Play stops, and the video shows that Home team's goal should have stood... what then?
If you award the Home team's goal then you must erase Away team's because the counter-attack should never have happened.

Like I said, there are hundreds of other similar examples. I'm sure everyone on here has discussed this with their mates. I know I certainly have, and my personal conclusion that is, for the fans, this would make the game so much worse.
 
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