ever done anything at a forest ground that you have wished you hadnt

smoked a fag in the toilet when the smoking ban first came in! everyone was doing it back then though!
 
I do remember during the Auxerre match. I was there with a mate and the bloke in front of us had the biggest hood pulled back forming a perfect cup shape resting on the seat.

We set about filling it with as many chips, coke, wrappers we could find then went on to find 2 emptier seats.

Oh how we laughed as it began to rain :D
 
once in the 80's i turned up in the Trent End on a motorbike, put my crash helmet on the floor. Only to realise at full time that the floor was awash with piss...never again
 
I remember a few seasons back playing Bristol City at home. Took the girlfirend with me who said she'd only go if I promised not to swear for the whole 90 minutes! I managed it but not before I stood up half way through the game after another wayward pass by Sammy 'Wophead' Clingan, and felt like a fool when I didn't know what abuse to lash out without swearing! In the end I sat back down quietly looking like a fool!
 
got chucked out for throwing 'things' from upper bridgford(twice). and from lower bc.got chucked out for giving the bird to a swedish cameraman.and threatened to kill a steward in F block.

actually,i don't regret it. :D
 
I once started celebrating in the A Block when we (what I thought) scored a goal. Turned out it had gone just wide. Que several skin heads edging away from me !
 
I think parting with cash for the 2004-05 Megson season was pretty lamentable, really.......
 
Versus Norwich at home about 1992ish. Was caught by an over enthusiastic copper as I took a swig from my hip-flask at half-time along with my brother. We were in BC lower and so were handily placed for the cells. They took our belts off us and locked us up in individual cells. They kept us in there all the second half and then let us go with a caution. Miserable bastards didnt give the flask back and had to collect it from the Meadows Police Station on the Monday. :mad:
Fastforward to year 2000 and my 7year old daughter is doing a tour of the ground as part of a school trip. When they are shown the cells she piped up enthusiastically "My dad's been in there " much to the shock of her classmates and the amusement of teacher and parent helpers. ;D
Oh the shame. :wub:
 
The Vicar said:
Versus Norwich at home about 1992ish. Was caught by an over enthusiastic copper as I took a swig from my hip-flask at half-time along with my brother. We were in BC lower and so were handily placed for the cells. They took our belts off us and locked us up in individual cells. They kept us in there all the second half and then let us go with a caution. Miserable bastards didnt give the flask back and had to collect it from the Meadows Police Station on the Monday. :mad:
Fastforward to year 2000 and my 7year old daughter is doing a tour of the ground as part of a school trip. When they are shown the cells she piped up enthusiastically "My dad's been in there " much to the shock of her classmates and the amusement of teacher and parent helpers. ;D
Oh the shame. :wub:
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lol
 
The Vicar said:
Versus Norwich at home about 1992ish. Was caught by an over enthusiastic copper as I took a swig from my hip-flask at half-time along with my brother. We were in BC lower and so were handily placed for the cells. They took our belts off us and locked us up in individual cells. They kept us in there all the second half and then let us go with a caution. Miserable b*****ds didnt give the flask back and had to collect it from the Meadows Police Station on the Monday. :mad:
Fastforward to year 2000 and my 7year old daughter is doing a tour of the ground as part of a school trip. When they are shown the cells she piped up enthusiastically "My dad's been in there " much to the shock of her classmates and the amusement of teacher and parent helpers. ;D
Oh the shame. :wub:
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Nice one! Almost tempted to grass Ubique up using that anti-social texting service Forest have now lol
 
Eddie said:
Nice one! Almost tempted to grass Ubique up using that anti-social texting service Forest have now lol
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Has anyone ACTUALLY used that service?

Do tell, with sordid details as applicable, please!!!
 
Eddie said:
Nice one! Almost tempted to use that free chlamydia test service Forest have now lol
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Has anyone ACTUALLY used that service?

Do tell, with sordid details as applicable, please!!!
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Has anyone ACTUALLY used that service?

Do tell, with sordid details as applicable, please!!!
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I might give it a try tomorrow. I'll tell them the guy on the front row of the Trent Upper with the flag was snorting coke in the toilets before the game
 
lol @ both precious replies!! :D
 
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Has anyone ACTUALLY used that service?

Do tell, with sordid details as applicable, please!!!
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I've used it a few times to report noxious farting from one of the people sitting behind me.

Nothing happened :(
 
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I've used it a few times to report noxious farting from one of the people sitting behind me.

Nothing happened :(
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I thought Mark sat in A block?
 
A few seasons back I was in Cap One corner (or Pinnacle Place as it was back then) watching us play Leicester. Someone (not me!) made a lovely paper aeroplane and sent it soaring down towards the Leicester fans.

I watched it majestically glide and circle, lower and lower; transfixed as it continued its inexorable journey towards the blue scum below. Eventually, it swooped and pranged one of their meathead fans right in the side of the head.

Said fan then looks up to see me heartily laughing my cock off. Our eyes meet. I look away and try to pretend I was laughing at something else. I spend the rest of the match worried that I might be falsely ejected for paper plane based hooliganism, or that after the match there'll be a group of Leicester hoolies waiting outside to shove the plane up my arse.
 
few years ago away at Bradford (2-2, Yeovil playoff season i think). Was walking behind the seats in the lower tier where there is plenty of room. The players were warming up at the time, all of a sudden a ball whistled past me and bounced off the wall next to me, i picked up said ball and turned round to see Smithey beckoning me to through it back. I wound up my arm to launch the ball back to Smithey.

Unfortunately i preceded to throw the ball into the underside of the upper tier, the ball bounced back and hit me in the forehead much to the amusement of my mate. Unfortunately Smithey seemed to have had a sense of humour transplant and stood there motionless waiting for me to have a second attempt........... i then decided perhaps an under arm approach might be more successful than a Schmeical esk hammer throw.

Said incident is now recounted on away days a la Phoenix from the flames
 
Many seasons ago when I was but young and full of testosterone and women weren't allowed at football matches, I sat in the Main Stand towards the back all on my own. A young girl about twenty years old came and sat directly in front of me. She had long red hair and it was very pretty and shiny.

The game was dull a 0-1 defeat by Walsall or someone equally awful. I think Platt might have been our manager so there was nothing to watch. I became fascinated by the girl in front of me especially her hair which fell down the back of her seat and sort of skimmed my hands every so often. By halfway through the second half, I could no longer control myself and I secretly stroked those long shiny red locks. She did not notice.

Anyway, that gave me the idea. I borrowed a pair of hairdresser's scissors just before the end of the game and in injury time, I cut a huge foot long tress of her hair and hid it away. I later used it to fashion perfect pubes for my suit made out of womens' skin, like the one in Silence of the Lambs.

It is a nice memory and sure beats the one where I w**ked off a gay fan in the gents under the Trent End for three quid and a match day programme.
 
when we played spurs in the cup in 95-96 I think it was I was in my aprenticeship and working in scotland,, anway I phoned in sick on the monday and planned to head up to scotland on the tuesday morning, anyway it was a cold day in febuary but sunny I washed my car and other stuff then headed to the game where lots of bloody white stuff came out the sky after a few mins the game was called off I headed off home, due to the snow fall I didnt get nback to scotland till thursday, this I thought wouldnt be a problem as I was sick monday so couldnt help the ssnow fall and the disruption too the trains could I little did I know the sky t.v cameras had shown me stood there arms crossed in the snow stood in trent end waiting to see if the game would re-start I got a huge bollocking and wasnt allowed to return home for nearly 6 weeks.

so not realy something I have done just a game I wished I hadnt been cuaght at.
 
i wished i hadnt worn my CopShootCop tshirt at Hillsborough - from the coach to the leppers lane end i got searched a mere 7 times.
 
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