ever done anything at a forest ground that you have wished you hadnt

[RICH1977]

I was talking with the wife and a few mates the other night about all the games we have been to over the years and the stupid things youve seen fans do in grounds and then got talking about things we had done ourselves and after a few luaghs I actualy sat there and though what a tit at some of the things I have done so I will share the ones that id rather not remember.

during platts first season we played man city at home can remember the city fans where everywhere even outside the main ticket office signing "city till I die", cant remember the exact score but every bloody goal they scored city fans would apear on the pitch from different areas of the ground, there was a few In A block aswell but they didnt last long before they where escorted out. anyway with only a few mins to go I had finnaly had eneugh and marched down from A block down past main stand and up to the forest dugout where I proceeded to give platt a load of abuse about how shit we where and how he was a discrage, it didnt take long before a steward asked me to return to my seat I then walked out of the ground with what felt like every forest fan watching me, never felt such a tit in my whole life.

another time I was pulled out for starting the we stand up if you hate derby song against shef wednesday under pual harts reign think we where 3-1 up at the time and instead of just taking the bollocking and going back in I had to start a stupid argument over how can you blame me ect ect ect think it went on for the best part of 15 mins and I ended up saying sorry at the end of it.

not sure what game it was but was after new year and I was feeling realy bad anyway the game was borring as hell and I ended up people watching amungst the away fans for a few seconds and tottaly lost concentration the away team scored and they all jumped not thinking straight In a hung over state I proceeded to do the same, In the middle of a very quite A block I felt very uncomfortable for the remainder of that game.

wife is always saying Im a embaresment at football as I am very passionate about forest (think thats her way of saying your a tit and should know better)

 

[CarlosCaminos]

Turned up.

Usually.

 

[EmJay]

Turned up.

Usually.

Damn. This was the joke I was going to go with

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

Nope, but I once shagged a munter in the County ground :wink:

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

Forget who we were playing, but we were away and I wasn't paying attention as was in the middle of important conversation at half time. The team in red then appeared from the tunnel and clever old me starts to clap.

OOPS.

 

[Stortford_Red]

Arsenal away, first game of the 97/98 season, I think. I was only 10 and quiete short so couldn't see everything that was going on and I thought whoever scored their winner had missed so I cheered! Even worse was my hair cut at the time, the most extreme bowl cut you've ever seen! ( self in-flicted) Didn't see Geoff Thomas's goal but cheered as everyone else did.

I smacked the fella in front of me in the back of the head on tuesday when we scored aswell.

 

[Marshall.]

not sure what game it was but was after new year and I was feeling realy bad anyway the game was borring as hell and I ended up people watching amungst the away fans for a few seconds and tottaly lost concentration the away team scored and they all jumped not thinking straight In a hung over state I proceeded to do the same, In the middle of a very quite A block I felt very uncomfortable for the remainder of that game.

lol

Me & my Dad are season ticket holders and my Dad was away when we played Chesterfield a couple of years ago and won 4-0. My Dad said that the season tickets were in the middle cupboard so I just grabbed them and went to the City Ground with my mate. Only to realise when we got there that they were last seasons season tickets! And we missed all the goals and the whole game apart from the last 10 minutes because we snook in when the stewards opened the doors.

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

Nope, but I once shagged a munter in the County ground :wink:

Was she called Josh??

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

Was she called Josh??

He was beautiful in the moonlight

 

[winnits]

At St James Park in 94/95 I stood up ready to jeer when I thought Ruel Fox had headed wide/over... when it went in I had to rapidly adjust to a "For god sake Forest!" type gesture lol

 

[DanR]

Home to Walsall a few years ago, they had a free kick in the first five minutes. A little the worse for wear after a long lunch, I confidently pronounced that if Walsall had a free kick specialist then I might as well go home. Cue the Walsall player slamming it into the back of the net, and several people around me taking the piss for the rest of the game.

 

[Mick]

Can't remember the game (might of been Leicester) but we were in the a block. Of course everyone was singing 'stand up i f you hate derby'. It went on, then the stewards started to have enough. After fetting us to sit down for about the third time my bro went 'watch this'. The steward that had got us to all sit down was a few steps down and my bro just stood up and sang 'stand up...'. Needless to say he was immediately spotted and ejected.

I thought at the time that its f**king harsh to get ejected for singing a song. Anyway, me and my younger bro were still there wondering what to do. We eventually decided we can't leave him on his own so proceeded to walk to the front (we were near the back and wanted to go out the bottom way were my bro got ejected).

The best bit was that I saw the steward that ejected my bro and proceeded to leg it down the stairs towards him. I was never go do owt aprt from ask where my bro was but then like the whole a block is standing up shouting 'gwon, gwon! Have 'im, HAVE HIM! lol

At the same time the police were running towards the same steward I was running to to prevent me from... doing... nothing. I just said where's my bro?

'He's been ejected sir'. You know the c**t I'm talking about. Tall guy with glasses on. Well, not a c**t but whatever.

To end it, my bro got banned for life!!!

He appealed and we got a full refund, 2 free tickets to a game of our choice and a hospitality bag.

Spoke to the police after and they said they HAVE to do it to set an example. I do wonder how many people have been banned though and not contested it!

 

[savageforest]

Not me personally but my teenage son had his nice new orange jumper he got from Newquay, you know the type, one of those life guard ones but with his surname 'SAVAGE' in nice big white letters, would have been fine until I realised we were playing derby and Robbie Savage jogged on, cue chants of 'SAVAGE IS A WAN**R'!!! I advised him that it might be a good idea to hide it in case someone got the wrong idea and lynched us lol.

 

[earthworm]

I've got up and cheered a few off side goals, always makes you feel like a total tit.

I've forgotten we've changed ends one or two times ... I remember a cup game with my Dad as well, and we both stood there waiting for extra time not realising we'd lost, both of us miscounted the score in our heads.

 

[OnsideBrianRice]

I had to have a shit in the old colwick road bogs at a game once in the 80's.
Its put me off shitting at a football match ever since!

 

[JoeBaker]

I remember an FA Cup game against Leeds Utd in the late 80s, I was about 18 and stood on the Bridgford End right next to their fans, practically all that separated us was the dividing fence. Anyway this was the first time we had played Leeds since the Miners Strike so you can imagine the banter flying back and forth. I was giving them some right stick, w**ker signs, flashing £20 notes the works. Anyway all of a sudden their is a surge towards them and a gate inbetween the 2 sections opens up and before you know it im in the Leeds End fighting for my life with the words get the gobby scab bastard ringing in my ears. Thankfully the police came in and broke it up and I returned to the Forest side with a bloody nose a ripped shirt and not feeling quite as mouthy ;D

 

[Big D2]

I remember being at Wembley for the 1978 Charity Shield against Ipswich. In those days there were standing terraces at each end of the ground and the crowd used to sway about a bit. I was just lighting up a fag when the crowd surged forward and I ended up setting fire to a girl's hair in front of me. Thankfully I managed to smother it straight away and there was no harm done.

It turned out she was an Italian student who came over with her friend to see the mighty reds.

 

[Si Coe]

Not at the Forest ground but Forest related....

I was at Uni in Manchester in the early 80s and went to watch Forest at Old Trafford. I arrived in the Forest enclosure a few minutes late and slightly pi55ed (typical student!) and as I got to the top of the stairs, at the back of the terraces, I saw a red shirt climb above the defence at the far end of the ground and nod the ball into the back of the net. Cue huge celebrations from me, thinking Forest had taken an early lead, until everybody turned round unamused and I realised, all too late, that Man U were in red and Forest were in their away strip. Doh.

To be fair to the Forest lads, nobody hit me!

 

[Bridgfordred79]

In 2003/2004 I had a ST in the Brian Clough Stand.

We were playing Crystal Palace at the end of the season when we were in good spirits.

Anyway, Rogers and Impey were having a good game and keeping Shipperley quiet.

Shipperley was beaten for pace when running for a ball, so myself, greased up by a few ales, shouted "YOU FAT BASTARD SHIPPERLEY!!".

He then took the ball of the defender and banged it in the top corner. :

 

[Alvar Hanso]

Home to Walsall a few years ago, they had a free kick in the first five minutes. A little the worse for wear after a long lunch, I confidently pronounced that if Walsall had a free kick specialist then I might as well go home. Cue the Walsall player slamming it into the back of the net, and several people around me taking the piss for the rest of the game.

I also remember you at Stockport a few years back, upon seeing Gary Jones's name on the teamsheet, proclaiming 'If Gary Jones scores, I'll walk back to Nottingham'.

He scored twice. But you still got the train back.

 

[Spring Heeled Jack]

Nope, but I once shagged a munter in the County ground :wink:

You ****. You said I was the most beautiful person you'd ever seen.

Anyway, last season (I think it was the Watford game) I commented to a friend how glad I was to see Kelvin Wilson left out of the squad because he was/still is utter w**k. I proceeded to rant about how I hope he never plays for us again etc etc.

At half time as I stood up to head off down the steps, I noticed that Kelvin Wilson had been sat behind me all the while.

 

[redmist]

I had to have a s**t in the old colwick road bogs at a game once in the 80's.
Its put me off s**tting at a football match ever since!

 

[Baronvon]

You ****. You said I was the most beautiful person you'd ever seen.

Anyway, last season (I think it was the Watford game) I commented to a friend how glad I was to see Kelvin Wilson left out of the squad because he was/still is utter w**k. I proceeded to rant about how I hope he never plays for us again etc etc.

At half time as I stood up to head off down the steps, I noticed that Kelvin Wilson had been sat behind me all the while.

That's brilliant...in an excruitiatingly awful sense. Did he bear the look of a man who had just had his soul torn apart and pissed on by stray dogs?

 

[losttheplot]

Late 80's.. Forest away to Southampton in the cup. I was living in London and went down there with a mate who's a Saints fan. 2 tickets in the home end adjacent to 500 or so Forest who'd made the evening trip down. A friendly steward let me through to join them just before kick off.
1-0 down at half time and my mate (and his mates) is just 20 yards away taking the piss out of me, shouting stuff etc. so I give some back, as you do but fatally add that I'll meet him outside afterwards! mfg:

I was then jumped on by 4 very enthusiastic coppers and nicked for enticing the crowd!!! (photographed, fingerprinted etc and crucially, missed Steve Hodge's equaliser)

 

[Spring Heeled Jack]

That's brilliant...in an excruitiatingly awful sense. Did he bear the look of a man who had just had his soul torn apart and p**sed on by stray dogs?

No, he had the look of a man thinking "you utter ****."

I am sure that, had we been anywhere other than The City Ground, he'd have twatted me!