Dreaming

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Jack Burkitt
The Mrs said this morning I was dreaming in the night and breathing funny and twitching. I just remembered coming on here what it was.

I actually dreamed we signed Pratley and Whittingham. That's how ****ing bad this transfer window is getting! I'm bloody having to resort to dreaming about us signing somebody. MArthur, if you're reading this, its clearly a sign that things have gone too far! lol

Then again ... maybe its a premonition and I've become Mystic Gaz? In which case, I can officially confirm they'll sign today and I claim all credit should it happen :nowink:

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Ha Ha thats quality, be careful the missus doesn't call for the men in white coats!
 
I had a dream like that not long ago, I was waiting at the ground for Whittingham to come and finish the deal, only it was my workplace, and george boyd turned up instead.
 
I had a dream last night. Peter Whittingham signed for us, but it turned out to be his evil twin Derek. The Evening Post uncovered the truth when they discovered that Derek had a goatee beard, while all Peter had was big ears. lol
 
I had a dream I fingered a girl I met on holiday !
She must be cuming ??
 
I dreamt we signed Robbie Keane on loan the other week. It was on Sky Sports News and everything, I was actually a little bit disappointed when I woke up!
 
NFFC Johan said:
I had a dream after the 2nd Leg v Blackpool that we sold James Perch. Thank god it happened !
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Oi! :p It wasnt his fault, he was playing out of position, Blackpool exploited it. We should have got our arses into gear earlier on and signed a left back. Dont blame Perch even if he is a geordie now. :p
 
City Ground said:
Oi! :p It wasnt his fault, he was playing out of position, Blackpool exploited it. We should have got our arses into gear earlier on and signed a left back. Dont blame Perch even if he is a geordie now. :p
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I tried to block those games from my memory but I'm sure he played right back.
 
Clifford said:
I tried to block those games from my memory but I'm sure he played right back.
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Yeah he did, but he wouldn't have been playing at all if we had signed a left back earlier on! :D Gunter would have been able to stick to RB, and whoever we signed would have been able to play LB hence giving us a nice solid defence :)
 
I had a dream a couple of nights ago (honestly - this one is true) that I went to the match and Nigel Doughty was helping out at the turnstiles as they were short staffed. He seemed like a nice bloke and told me how hard he had tried to get along with Billy, but ultimately that he'd found him impossible and so he would have to let him go.
I woke up feeling disappointed.
 
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