Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about mid-table...
I think they live in Whitwick, near that booza.
Does anyone remember League 1 Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)
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Tiff
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Not sure , he was on a place just north of Oakham about a year ago
His kids go to school on Oakham and he likes to keep a low profile in his bright blue Bentley convertible with the plate V4RDY.
His mrs was on an overfinch yesterday liking every inch the Wag in her big ass sunglasses
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Timothy Pope
I know that Nuno that I know that Nuno that I know
Whitwick has a church with a stained glass window that is in honour of my ancestors.
Got f*** all to do with Derby though.
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Agent Penguin
Geoff Thomas
I wouldn't phrase it like that, but do think that there's something not unlike Stockholm Syndrome going on here. The spell will be broken eventually of course, but at this point in time he's fully bought in.
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
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YellowBelly Red
Viv Anderson
They live at South Witham, north of Oakham.
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
They are probably the sort who will pay loads to put their thick-as-pigshit little chavvies in somewhere like Uppingham to look good as well.
Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about mid-table...
T'was tongue in cheek m8, I could not give 'you know what' about where they live
Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about mid-table...
Church opposite the Black Horse booza Tim? Was in there forra funeral a few months ago.
Where's Derby evin their funeral?? Suggestions to Rocksta !
eyupmeduck
Geoff Thomas
Apparently Mike Ashley has £50m in the bank ready to rival Andy Appleby.
This is the news Mordor has been waiting for so there has been a reset in discussion around players and contracts to be signed.
Both parties have had since before admin to do the deal but have left it until now, presumably so that they can buy a club with no assets for the maximum price at league one level rather than paying the same amount for an established championship team with a full squad and a ground.
Neither has formally bid.
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This is the news Mordor has been waiting for so there has been a reset in discussion around players and contracts to be signed.
Both parties have had since before admin to do the deal but have left it until now, presumably so that they can buy a club with no assets for the maximum price at league one level rather than paying the same amount for an established championship team with a full squad and a ground.
Neither has formally bid.
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I think they will choose the Joiners Arms in QuarndonChurch opposite the Black Horse booza Tim? Was in there forra funeral a few months ago.
Where's Derby evin their funeral?? Suggestions to Rocksta !
Ashley
Steve Chettle
The new and improved official Derby County blame list:
1. The EFL
2. Steve Gibson
3. Neil Bausor
4. Middlesbrough
5. Rob Couhig
6. Wycombe
7. Covid
8. The ticket office
9. The HMRC
10. Nicholas Randall
11. Trevor Birch
12. Darren Bent
13. Steve McClaren
14. Danny Higginbotham
15. Richard Keogh
16. The European Super League
17. Sky Sports
18. The Football League paper
19. Burton Albion
20. Derby City Council
21. Mind (the mental health charity)
22. Opposition fans
23. The taxpayer
24. Derby's creditors
25. Forest fans that sit in the Upper Bridgford
26. Rick Parry
27. Brice Samba
28. Jack Colback
29. Simon Jordan
30. ITV Digital
31. Setanta
32. Brian Clough
33. Juventus
34. Tim Robinson
35. Lewis Grabban
36. Brennan Johnson
37. Kenny Burns
38. Nigel Clough
39. Billy Davies
40. LTLF
41. Rockabilly and his curse
42. Derby fans (whilst also being blameless at the same time)
43. Stan Collymore
44. Leeds United
45. Ed Dawes
46. Ugg (the caveman that created football, leading to the creation of the EFL)
47. Scott McKenna (for heading aeroplanes away that may contain investors, thus preventing Derby's takeover)
48. OK SpidermAndy! (for upsetting Derby fans by querying how long it will be before Derby fans nick Liverpool's "You'll Never Walk Alone" chant)
49. John Percy
50. Rob Dorsett
51. FFSForest (a Twitter user who pointed out how the absence of Derby's "unreal" supporters this season has cost them around £5m, which would help them complete the season. Clearly an EFL stooge!)
52. 166,000 empty seats (probably the fault of the seat manufacturer, rather than their "unreal" fans though)
53. Forest selling players to Olympiacos
54. Liverpool fans, Sheffield police and the Hillsboro/Govt report (making stadiums all seater prevented them from selling 60k every game)
55. Lyle Taylor
56. Adrian Durham
57. Luke Plange and Crystal Palace
58. Matt Donohue
59. Duane Holmes
60. Beardo7 and his £10 bet
61. Holland & Barrett
62. Bobby Zamora
63. Goalposts
64. Kim Leck
65. Aston Villa
66. Myself
67. The Mysterons
68. Captain Black
69. Shaggy
70. The Queen
71. RealRed85
72. Billingham Synthonia FC
73. Text messages
74. Congo_red (for daring to use facts)
75. Chevin Homes (the "preferred" partner in property)
76. Gianluca Di Marzio
77. Pozzo family (Udinese/Watford)
78. Brexit
79. Derby's Category 1 academy
80. Adam Hart-Davis
81. Birmingham City fans
82. Derby forum users Gritstone Tup and Mucker1884 (for breaking away from the hive mind and going against the narrative)
83. Chris Kirchner
84. Chris Doidge (blasphemous BBC Radio Derby presenter)
85. Daniel Taylor
86. Hasbro
87. From Software
88. Atari
89. 32 Red
90. Sheffield Wednesday fans
91. Bouncer the dog
92. Sam Longson
93. Alcohol
94. Leicester City
95. MaxiRobriguez
96. The MLS
97. The Joiners Arms in Quarndon
98. Highways England
99. Middlesbrough fans bringing facts onto Derby's forum
100. Ze list
101. Darren Huckerby
102. Del Boy and Rodney
103. Harry Enfield
104. Jeremy Simpson
105. Mason Bennett
106. Tom Lawrence
107. Ball boys
108. Scott Malone
109. Tubby pitch invaders
110. Kenny Loggins
111. Nathan Thompson
112. Vladimir Putin
113. MPs
114. "Fake" deadlines
115. The Derby Telegraph
116. The Twitter user @derbyram76 (aka Leitrim Ram) (for creating his own version of ze list)
117. Boris Johnson
118. Daleks
119. Derbyshire Mortgage Services (blasphemous mortgage firm)
120. Pancake day
121. Doctor Who and their companions
122. I'm Red Till Dead
123. BBC Radio Derby
124. Colin Fray
125. Uche Ikpeazu
126. Sky Bet
127. Mitchell and Webb
128. Cardiff City fans
129. Bungle from Rainbow (his coke addiction is causing confusion in the Quantuma offices, thus preventing Derby's takeover)
130. Notcher
131. Whoever at Nottingham Forest is asking the EFL to lobby FIFA to let players at Russian clubs walk away from their contracts
132. Chelsea
133. DC Comics
134. Preston North End
135. Billy Joel
136. Igor Novikov
137. Ben Smyth (treacherous "Derby fan" on Twitter slandering Derby's "amazing" supporters)
138. Joel Moore (another Derby traitor on Twitter who is going against the "Fight 'till the end" narrative)
139. Lech Poznan (for having the audacity to ask for money owed to them)
140. Kieran Maguire
141. Truth
142. HBB
143. Evangelos Marinakis
144. David (moderator on the DCFC Fans forum)
145. "Interested parties"
146. Club 84 (a Twitter user who posted a blasphemous image)
147. Alan Nixon
148. Matt Slater
149. Coventry City
150. The sun
151. Jack Marriott
152. The Sex Pistols
153. QPR
154. The Bristol City Forum OTIB
155. Secret squirrels
156. FiveThirtyEight's Super Computer
157. Mr Magoo
158. Douglas Adams
159. Philip Madoc
160. Will Smith and Chris Rock
161. Fawaz Al-Hasawi
162. Hans Von Dunkelroter
163. The Clash
164. Mr Popodopolous
165. The awkward "preferred bidder"
166. Everyone on page 1000 of this thread
167. Strummer
168. India Willoughby
169. Narcissists
170. Reading FC
171. Paul Ince
172. Status Quo
173. Agent Penguin
174. Sam Surridge
175. Joao Carvalho
176. Stoke City
177. Buildabonfire177
178. No Limits Sports Limited
179. 2 Unlimited
180. Golf
181. Obi Wan Kenobi
182. LTLF mods
183. Eddie Yates
184. Peter Ridsdale
185. Guy Moussi
186. RichNFFC's daughter
187. Zak Goulding (PNE fan on Twitter who has upset Derby's new messiah)
188. Alan Hinton
189. Red flags
190. Nathan Tyson
191. Trents
192. Common sense
193. Acrobat
194. ShakeyRed
195. Other teams getting results
196. Baba Rahman
197. Fulham fans
198. Buildabonfire177's friend
199. Rules
200. Luke Amos and Tom McIntyre
201. Captain Sinister
202. Paul Merson
203. Domino's Pizza
204. Jeff Hendrick
205. Accrington Stanley
206. West Brom fans
207. Jimtastic56 (blasphemous poster on Derby's forum criticising "heroic Derby" for their shit away form)
208. Mr Blonde
209. Wigan Athletic
210. EFL Rule 14.3.2
211. Forestjones (for asking for Derby's relegation as a birthday present on Easter Monday)
212. Gene Wilder
213. Ichthyostega
214. People voting Kelle Roos as Derby's Player of the Season (and the lazy, amateurish coding that enables people to do so multiple times)
215. Tombo (Derby fan committing an act of treason)
216. "Jamie" (@dingjme) (a Reading fan who has upset some of our sensitive friends down the road)
217. Flagman
218. Bobby (a QPR fan on Derby's forum bringing that pesky reality thing into their dreamworld again)
219. Football Post (for making Crewton on the Derby forum cry)
220. Rzarecteh
221. Malcolm Ebiowei
222. Ramstrust and BAWT
223. Belefonte (also made Crewton cry)
224. Forest fans at Peterborough (more crying from Crewton)
225. Erik
226. Size 11 font and Harvard referencing
227. Gamble
228. Wred
229. Winnits
230. Lack of VAR in the Championship (robbing Derby of 30 points!)
231. Tiff
232. Brian Potter
233. Demetrius Andrade
234. Thomas Tuchel
235. Death Cab for Cutie
236. Detroit City FC
237. Colleen Rooney
238. Hugh Tomlinson QC
239. Forest Scaffolding Nottingham Ltd
240. Famous Forestzoe
241. Czeslaw Michniewicz
242. Jeremy Corbyn
243. Rockabilly's flag
244. Augustus
245. Long Eaton Tesco
246. Mrs Beardo7
247. Levi Samuels Colwill
248. Steve Cooper
249. Jonathan Moss
250. Aladdin's lamp
251. EmmersonForest4
252. Transport for London
253. "The gap"
254. Sadiq Khan
255. Meateatingvegan (PNE fan picking on poor little Derby)
256. Depeche Mode
257. East Midlands news
258. Ian Redfern (treacherous and blasphemous Derby fan)
259. Memorial Day/Bank Holidays
260. Glassdoor
261. Manic Street Preachers
262. "Ze list" episode of Dad's Army
263. Gold (channel showing "ze list" episode)
264. jimbobram (Derby fan breaking away from the hive mind)
265. Rafa Nadal
266. The financial police
267. Bury AFC
268. Ramsbottom United
269. Silverdale
270. People being mean to Quantuma
271. James Hooton
272. Emmerdale
273. CBX1985
274. Le Juif Rouge (and his dastardly plans to turn Pride Park into a Sports Direct warehouse)
275. Other EFL clubs
276. Buckeye (poisonous to sheep!)
277. Mostyn6 (blasphemous Derby fan)
278. Lists
279. Gee SCREAMER !! (another Derby blasphemer straying from the hive mind)
280. Robin Chipperfield
281. Skeikh Anvac
282. Shake n' Vac
283. Ryan Allsop (deserter!)
284. Red Ram (either another Derby fan breaking away from the hive mind, or an undercover Forest fan!)
285. Chris Hughton (gave Derby fans false hope that they could finish above Forest, only to then be replaced by Cooper who got Forest promoted. Clearly part of some devious plan to take the piss out of Derby!)
286. Loud music (makes Crewton cry, given how he is more used to silence at Pride Park)
287. Mike Ashley
288. Hymns
289. Match of the Day
290. Westfield FC
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Andy!
That plate isn't on a blue Bentley anymore.
Edit: Can confirm he's a bit of a cock though
Timothy Pope
I know that Nuno that I know that Nuno that I know
Quoted wrong post
Timothy Pope
I know that Nuno that I know that Nuno that I know
Its on a white BMW nowThat plate isn't on a blue Bentley anymore.
Edit: Can confirm he's a bit of a cock though
alabamared
Stuart Pearce
Another old timer returns.
Good to see you!
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
vertigored
First Team Squad
Tiff
Matchday Squad
That plate isn't on a blue Bentley anymore.
Edit: Can confirm he's a bit of a cock though
might be on a white lambo,
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Tiff
Matchday Squad
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
Looks about 15 anyway
Canadian_red
Grenville Morris
That'd be a brilliant sponsor for derby.
Grenville 1898
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