Does anyone remember sheep shagging Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)

Ashley

Steve Chettle
I would love DCFC up there and competing in League 1, challenging for the top. Maybe in 2nd place going into last day of the season and drawing to end up in 3rd place on goal difference. Then a smashing win over two legs in semi-finals, going into the play-off final, high on confidence, where they play Plymouth Argyle, and dominate possession and chances, but end up losing 1 - 0 to a totally offside goal, (sadly VAR is not in place)
I want them to have a miserable lower midtable season with some embarrassing defeats to some tinpot sides, but I'd take that. Bonus points if it is a late Zamora-esque goal to win it too!
 

Ashley

Steve Chettle
"And you can lose games of football. That can happen"

Pearls of wisdom right there

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I didn't listen to the interview because I don't think I could take 10+ minutes of erm-ing, but bloody hell. :ROFLMAO:

I still can't fathom why anyone thought that he had the potential to be a good manager. He's never been the sharpest tool in the shed, has he?
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
I didn't listen to the interview because I don't think I could take 10+ minutes of erm-ing, but bloody hell. :ROFLMAO:

I still can't fathom why anyone thought that he had the potential to be a good manager. He's never been the sharpest tool in the shed, has he?
Just spare a though for our Ash ……..ze wheels have come off ze list……At one point Ash had a staff of ten , monitoring, advising, updating …….now he just sits longing for “ze list“ days to return 😕

I miss ze list and some of the reasons people were put on it 😕…….. it was a good time 😂
 

Ashley

Steve Chettle
Just spare a though for our Ash ……..ze wheels have come off ze list……At one point Ash had a staff of ten , monitoring, advising, updating …….now he just sits longing for “ze list“ days to return 😕

I miss ze list and some of the reasons people were put on it 😕…….. it was a good time 😂
Fear not, ze list is just having its summer holidays whilst Derby fans are still under the illusion that they are going to storm the league.

Knives are already being sharpened amongst the Derby fanbase after a couple of away draws. A few defeats and ze list will return with a bang, I've no doubt about that! 😁
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
Fear not, ze list is just having its summer holidays whilst Derby fans are still under the illusion that they are going to storm the league.

Knives are already being sharpened amongst the Derby fanbase after a couple of away draws. A few defeats and ze list will return with a bang, I've no doubt about that! 😁
What yer thinking Ash?

A new and improved 2022 version? New picture, format etc, ( me and Raymondo are available in an advisory capacity re IT and art work, we divint come cheap but yer guaranteed quality🧐)

Or will it be the old tried and trusted roast beef, yorkshires, two veg and gravy.
 

Ashley

Steve Chettle
What yer thinking Ash?

A new and improved 2022 version? New picture, format etc, ( me and Raymondo are available in an advisory capacity re IT and art work, we divint come cheap but yer guaranteed quality🧐)

Or will it be the old tried and trusted roast beef, yorkshires, two veg and gravy.
We'd have to keep the iconic Philip Madoc picture. I might change the format a bit though, to divide it between the old era (Mel Morris/Quantuma) and new era (League One)!
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
We'd have to keep the iconic Philip Madoc picture. I might change the format a bit though, to divide it between the old era (Mel Morris/Quantuma) and new era (League One)!
I could draw you a new Phillip Madoc …….🤨
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON

PynchonForest

John Robertson
When Berbatov was at United it was funny to watch him react to Rooney running all over like a madman. "What the f*** are you doing?"
 

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Because they were led to believe the team would wipe the floor with every other club in that League.
Aye...if that were the case, AJAX would have sponsored them.
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Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion

David Layne

First Team Squad
An amusing story from Basic Training. A soldier 2 ranks behind me farted in formation during an open-rank inspection. The drill sergeant got a whiff of it and made the kid ‘suck it up’ with his mouth like a vacuum cleaner, run it 200 yards away from the formation and exhale. The poor kid was dubbed ‘fresh air private’ and from that point on until the end of basic training, every-time a fart or offensive smell hit the Drill Sergeant’s nose, you guessed it! “Where the fucks my fresh air private? Get over here and clean up this mess!”
 

Erik

oopsy daisy!
LTLF Minion
Let's phrase it this way.

If they had beaten West Brom's first team this time last year it would have been a routine Championship result.

If they beat West Brom's second string tonight it's a giant killing.
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
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