Does anyone remember sheep shagging Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
Well I did bump into quite a few Derby fans in Sandbach services. Asked them how league 1 was going, and if they enjoyed their 0-0 away draw at Fleetwood.
My double fav that Josh …..I used to ask Newcastle and Sunderland fans how they got on …..already knowing their score ……..only to say “aye I know yer got beat 3-1“ helped pass the hours on the motorway
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
When Forest dropped into Div3..that first season...99.9% of supporters knew full well it'll be a struggle to get out that league. Over in mordor their arrogance really is contrasting. Wait until they play Ipswich, Portsmouth, Owls..maybe they'll wake up lol
tbf we didn't do too badly in 05-6.

We ended up 7th, 2 points off the top 6, simply because of having ginger gary until mid-feb that season, that same squad won 6 and drew 2 under the caretakers after he'd left.
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
Crewtons mum did tell me he had turned into a nasty little bastard but I don't think he'd have kidnapped Beardo. Although if he'd got help from Pistup Pete you never know.
We really need to find Beardo 😥
Did she say how he was coping with being in year 7 in Sept?
 

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
(Wasn't sure where to post this, please remove if not appropriate.)

I see Wayne Rooney and his DC United have NO wins in five games. Conceded 11 goals. Were thrashed 6-0 at home against Philadelphia Union yesterday.

I've always said and I always will, Rooney is a 5hite manager. He hit lucky at Derby due to Leroy Rosenior helping him along.
 

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
He always made a stupid decision to go to the MLS, it’s an apprentice league - he already did his apprenticeship with Derby.
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
Man I’d forgotten he’d took over there.. great to see his managerial genius is rubbing off


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It won't be long before there is a statue of him in D.C.

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Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Does Wayne insist on only managing clubs whose initials are DC?

Where's next for him, Derry City?
He is such an obnoxious turd, only a move to the Dallas Cowboys of the NFL will be suitable.
 

Alf-engelos Mindminackers

The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"

This is even better when you consider Fleetwood are the highest place team which they've taken points off in 14th. The rest they've nabbed point from are lower down the table, and unlikely to trouble the top 6.

Between that and the old signings they bought that will likely break or grind to a halt later in the season, this is their good spell :LOL:
 
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Bonfy177

LTLF MORON

Souvik

First Team Squad
I would love DCFC up there and competing in League 1, challenging for the top. Maybe in 2nd place going into last day of the season and drawing to end up in 3rd place on goal difference. Then a smashing win over two legs in semi-finals, going into the play-off final, high on confidence, where they play Plymouth Argyle, and dominate possession and chances, but end up losing 1 - 0 to a totally offside goal, (sadly VAR is not in place)
 

redforest

Geoff Thomas
I would love DCFC up there and competing in League 1, challenging for the top. Maybe in 2nd place going into last day of the season and drawing to end up in 3rd place on goal difference. Then a smashing win over two legs in semi-finals, going into the play-off final, high on confidence, where they play Plymouth Argyle, and dominate possession and chances, but end up losing 1 - 0 to a totally offside goal, (sadly VAR is not in place)
Nah, a last day relegation to league 2 would be better - 3 points ahead of 4th bottom who they play on the last day with +5 GD and they lose 6-0: sweet
 
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