Derby poem

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Viv Anderson
Just nicked this off a mate..love it.

As arrogant in victory as shameless in defeat
the sheep have made their status as most hated club complete
Nigel is a common thug, Savage a closet gay
Thousands turn up every week for the ticket giveaway
Buy a mobile phone or test drive a new motor
And get a free season ticket from O2 or Toyota
Quite why they're so smug will always be a mystery
11 points in a season makes them the worst team in history!
 
Forever Forest

Forever Forest

Geoff Thomas
Im having that one ;D
 
PSR

PSR

Geoff Thomas
It took a player called Tyson, to show us all the way,
He waved his flag at Derby, the day they lost away.

They have our son called Nigel, who's not our son anymore,
He’ll take them into Div.1 where he’ll be shown the door.

You can take your Prideless Lego-Land and stick it in the dip,
Get back to the Derby hill sides, along with the sheep and shit.

You’ll never rise to the top again, whilst Nigel is the boss,
In fact he’ll take you to the Blue Square League, where no-one gives a toss.

Down & down the club will go, and hopefully disappear for good,
Those distant memories and all that crap of the infamous Derby Football Club.

Good bye – good night and we hope you rot in hell,
We will never forget you, especially that f***ing smell.
 
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