Chris Cohen Chant

[garrilla]

I know we have "there's only one chrissy cohen"

but I thought we should be giving him much on Sunday, how about

[to the tune of the Mary Poppins classic]

Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim, chim cher-ooh
We've got Chris Cohen, bet you want want too
Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim, chim cher-eee
When he is playing, it's like we've got three

Lets do the boy proud?

 

[WatnallRed]

You get it rocking mate !

 

[Daniel]

I know we have "there's only one chrissy cohen"

but I thought we should be giving him much on Sunday, how about

[to the tune of the Mary Poppins classic]

Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim, chim cher-ooh
We've got Chris Cohen and you'll want him too
Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim, chim cher-eee
Watchim go out and and cane your back 3

Lets do the boy proud?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I like the idea of him having a song and tried to think something up but the best I could come up with was...

Chris Cohen whooooooa
Chris Cohen whooooooa
Runs further than radcliffe
But doesn't stop to take a piss

As you can full well see it's a poor effort.

 

[birkin youth]

Last season, some lads in B Block used to sing

Chris Cohen my lord, Chris Cohen
Chris Cohen my lord, Chris Cohen
Chris Cohen my lord, Chris Cohen
Oh Lord, Chris Cohen

(to the tune of Kum Ba Yah - obviously).

They would sing it most weeks, but it never caught on, and I've not heard it once since promotion.

 

[birkin youth]

I agree by the way, he's definitely done enough to warrant his own song!

 

[removed user]

Re: Luke Chambers Chant

To the tune of Waterloo by Abba

LukeChambers,
Couldn't sell you if we wanted to,
Lukechambers,
Raymond Mears will be replacing you,

woah waoh woah woah
Luke chambers
you'll soon be back in division 2



- its a shame because I don't even dislike him that much.

 

[Dawg]

Chris Cohen, wooah
Chris Cohen, wooah
He always likes to run
and hates the Derby scum
Chris Cohen, wooah

 

[birkin youth]

woah woah woah (that's English for 'stop a horse')

What's going on? this thread was about Chris Cohen, but now it's about Luke Chambers? :wacko:

 

[removed user]

keep up son

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Loads of teams have that f***ing kum by yah song and it's so shit!!! What the hell does it mean? It's not even a good tune! If anyone tries to start that around me I'll hold their head in the Trent until the bubbles stop.

 

[birkin youth]

keep up son

^
am I supposed to reply with...

??

----

And yes Mr Bravo, "Kum Ba Yah" just reminds me of singing hymns in primary school assembly!

 

[removed user]

that burger hasn't even been cooked!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I was gonna go on another scot about it but I'll just keep going on all night and need to get to bed to get up for the boxing to get back to bed to get up for my Sunday league sides game then quick shower and to Forest.

 

[thesquareone]

Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim, chim cher-ooh
We've got Chris Cohen, bet you want him too
Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim, chim cher-eee
The man's a machine, he's unstoppable too

 

[ForestNo10]

Chris Cohen 4 England!

or maybe

He plays in red. he plays in red
that boy Chris Cohen
plays for the super reds.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Can anyone remember what we used to sing for Ben Olsen, I imagine we could just use that again as long as it's not about being a yank.

 

[BennettGaidenSigma]

I know we have "there's only one chrissy cohen"

but I thought we should be giving him much on Sunday, how about

[to the tune of the Mary Poppins classic]

Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim, chim cher-ooh
We've got Chris Cohen, bet you want want too
Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim, chim cher-eee
When he is playing, it's like we've got three

Lets do the boy proud?

It won't work because it's a gay tune.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

On a slightly related topic I saw someone steal my genius idea for a Joel Lynch song and claimed it as their own on a match thread. We should sing his name like the Dolly Parton song about a woman of similar name.

 

[removed user]

interesting, that guy hates me. well ha! the gloves on the other foot now!

p.s sophie dahl is hot as f*** and shouldnt be going out with that cnut cullum

 

[Flaggers]

the Dolly Parton song about a woman of similar name.

Nine-to-Five?

THe Biggest Little Whorehouse in Texas?

I'm confused now..... :wink:

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I only put that because I'm not sure how to spell it. ;D

 

[Zeus]

It won't work because it's a gay tune.

\

HAHAHAHA Miss u DanHead!!

Am back in 6 weeks! Fancy a trip to a bar or two??? ;D

 

[RighteousBrother]

Anyone remember the Ian Woan song from the 90s? It was “Ian Ian Ian Woan, Ian Woan, Ian Woan” - we could use that song with “Chrisy Chrisy Chrisy Cohen, Chrisy Cohen, Chrisy Cohen” - It was a great song which I don't think I have ever heard for any other player by any other fans - obviously there's no need to have the shout of “you scouse bastard” which I remember some fans would comically follow up the Ian Woan version with!

 

[longeatonreds]

Two men can't outrun,
Can't outrun Chris Cohen
Two men and their (Insert!)
Cant outrun Chris Cohen . . .

Then obviously going upto 10!