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August 8th

Get a pickaxe and start working on removing Leicester from the mainland :)
 
Best leave the suburb called Oakham intact though, to keep ParisRed happy.
 
Winnits said:
Get a pickaxe and start working on removing Leicester from the mainland :)
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That wouldn't be a crime.

It would be a service to humanity.
 
zigga-zagga said:
94 days to go and I am already so bored I could commit a heinous crime - any thoughts on what it should be?
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Kidnap Kris Commons and starve him to death...

...oh, hang on..that won't work if you only have 94 days to fill.
 
invent a new contraceptive.

'oh your so sexy, i cant wait to.....oh hang on...

turn the light on please, damn wrapper cant get it open...

il use my teeth.....shit ive ripped the rubber..

il get another one out, better be careful its my lastone..

easy...easy wooo got it on.....damn it ive gone soft

2 secs...ahhh that's better, quick get on.....

hmmm this is shit, night'
 
Winnits said:
Best leave the suburb called Oakham intact though, to keep ParisRed happy.
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:tophat:
 
zigga-zagga said:
94 days to go and I am already so bored I could commit a heinous crime - any thoughts on what it should be?
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I suggested this in another thread but I think it got deleted.

Do anything that will stop Manure getting to Rome.
 
zigga-zagga said:
94 days to go and I am already so bored I could commit a heinous crime - any thoughts on what it should be?
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But only 41 days until the fixtures are announced, at least you can start planning your weekends away then.
 
You could visit Rutland, home to the world famous castle.
 
Rutland (pronounced /ˈrʌtlənd/) is a county of mainland England, bounded on the west and north by Leicestershire, northeast by Lincolnshire, and southeast by Peterborough (a unitary authority ceremonially in Cambridgeshire) and Northamptonshire.

Its greatest length north to south is only 18 miles (29.0 km), greatest breadth east to west, 17 miles (27.4 km). It is the smallest (in terms of population) normal unitary authority in mainland England (only the City of London is smaller), and is 348th of the 354 districts in terms of population. It is the smallest historic English county
 
Very few people have ever been convicted of molesting a badger. I think it is because they are nocturnal and most molestors cannot be bothered to wait up for it. Personally, as crimes go, I think this one might be one to be proud of.
 
If anyone fron the FA reads this forum can you please schedule Forest's 1st game away to some shite place we couldn't care less about as I don't fly back from Canada till about the 11th

Cheers!

(on second thoughts I'm relying on the RAF to get me home so better schedule the next game against a shite team too lol )
 
EDDY_FOREST said:
Rutland (pronounced /ˈrʌtlənd/) is a county of mainland England, bounded on the west and north by Leicestershire, northeast by Lincolnshire, and southeast by Peterborough (a unitary authority ceremonially in Cambridgeshire) and Northamptonshire.

Its greatest length north to south is only 18 miles (29.0 km), greatest breadth east to west, 17 miles (27.4 km). It is the smallest (in terms of population) normal unitary authority in mainland England (only the City of London is smaller), and is 348th of the 354 districts in terms of population. It is the smallest historic English county
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yeah, and they've also took the word gullible out the dictionary, it is all a myth rutland is not a county, they just told everyone they were
 
Ubique said:
If anyone fron the FA reads this forum can you please schedule Forest's 1st game away to some shite place we couldn't care less about as I don't fly back from Canada till about the 11th

Cheers!

(on second thoughts I'm relying on the RAF to get me home so better schedule the next game against a shite team too lol )
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When do you go to Canada?
 
round about the 10th June mate
 
Ubique said:
If anyone fron the FA reads this forum can you please schedule Forest's 1st game away to some shite place we couldn't care less about as I don't fly back from Canada till about the 11th

Cheers!

(on second thoughts I'm relying on the RAF to get me home so better schedule the next game against a shite team too lol )
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no and make us play a shit and pointless away game on the 15th August please as I am going away for the weekend to cleethorpes ::)
 
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