zigga-zagga
Viv Anderson
94 days to go and I am already so bored I could commit a heinous crime - any thoughts on what it should be?
August 8th
- Thread starter zigga-zagga
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winnits
Guest
Get a pickaxe and start working on removing Leicester from the mainland 
Anatoli
Stuart Pearce
Kill a seal. The Canadians swear by it.
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winnits
Guest
Best leave the suburb called Oakham intact though, to keep ParisRed happy.
That wouldn't be a crime.Winnits said:Get a pickaxe and start working on removing Leicester from the mainland
It would be a service to humanity.
king_congo_red
Ale Ape
zigga-zagga said:
Kidnap Kris Commons and starve him to death...
...oh, hang on..that won't work if you only have 94 days to fill.
Darth Pierre
Banned
invent a new contraceptive.
'oh your so sexy, i cant wait to.....oh hang on...
turn the light on please, damn wrapper cant get it open...
il use my teeth.....shit ive ripped the rubber..
il get another one out, better be careful its my lastone..
easy...easy wooo got it on.....damn it ive gone soft
2 secs...ahhh that's better, quick get on.....
hmmm this is shit, night'
'oh your so sexy, i cant wait to.....oh hang on...
turn the light on please, damn wrapper cant get it open...
il use my teeth.....shit ive ripped the rubber..
il get another one out, better be careful its my lastone..
easy...easy wooo got it on.....damn it ive gone soft
2 secs...ahhh that's better, quick get on.....
hmmm this is shit, night'
Marshall.
Jack Burkitt
How do you know the season starts on 8th August?
Senior Flange Technician
Laying Pipe
which is a part of leicester
zigga-zagga
Viv Anderson
Nathan Tyson said:
because I am really Mystic Meg!
No - I just looked on the Football League website
Caly in our Alley
Jack Armstrong
Winnits said:
:tophat:
Scumbaggio
First Team Squad
zigga-zagga said:
I suggested this in another thread but I think it got deleted.
Do anything that will stop Manure getting to Rome.
Caly in our Alley
Jack Armstrong
CKnffc said:
...nah.
Senior Flange Technician
Laying Pipe
yeah, whatever lolCKnffc said:
poole_red
First Team Squad
zigga-zagga said:
But only 41 days until the fixtures are announced, at least you can start planning your weekends away then.
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Monk De Wally De Honk
Guest
You could visit Rutland, home to the world famous castle.
EDDY_FOREST
A. Trialist
Rutland (pronounced /ˈrʌtlənd/) is a county of mainland England, bounded on the west and north by Leicestershire, northeast by Lincolnshire, and southeast by Peterborough (a unitary authority ceremonially in Cambridgeshire) and Northamptonshire.
Its greatest length north to south is only 18 miles (29.0 km), greatest breadth east to west, 17 miles (27.4 km). It is the smallest (in terms of population) normal unitary authority in mainland England (only the City of London is smaller), and is 348th of the 354 districts in terms of population. It is the smallest historic English county
Its greatest length north to south is only 18 miles (29.0 km), greatest breadth east to west, 17 miles (27.4 km). It is the smallest (in terms of population) normal unitary authority in mainland England (only the City of London is smaller), and is 348th of the 354 districts in terms of population. It is the smallest historic English county
Anatoli
Stuart Pearce
Very few people have ever been convicted of molesting a badger. I think it is because they are nocturnal and most molestors cannot be bothered to wait up for it. Personally, as crimes go, I think this one might be one to be proud of.
ubique
#FindElaine
If anyone fron the FA reads this forum can you please schedule Forest's 1st game away to some shite place we couldn't care less about as I don't fly back from Canada till about the 11th
Cheers!
(on second thoughts I'm relying on the RAF to get me home so better schedule the next game against a shite team too lol )
Cheers!
(on second thoughts I'm relying on the RAF to get me home so better schedule the next game against a shite team too lol )
Senior Flange Technician
Laying Pipe
yeah, and they've also took the word gullible out the dictionary, it is all a myth rutland is not a county, they just told everyone they wereEDDY_FOREST said:
Rich
Rice IV
Ubique said:
When do you go to Canada?
ubique
#FindElaine
round about the 10th June mate
trickytrees12
Geoff Thomas
Ubique said:
no and make us play a shit and pointless away game on the 15th August please as I am going away for the weekend to cleethorpes :