Alan Hardy has two funny-shaped heads...

[sammy the snake]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

Why would anyone take a picture of their cock? I mean, the lighting, the temperature..everything will play havoc with the composition. Best thing is to draw your cock, photograph that drawing, send it on to your target...that way no laws have been broken and you can always claim it's part of your degree or some shit.

 

[Lefkasman]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

Why would anyone take a picture of their cock? I mean, the lighting, the temperature..everything will play havoc with the composition. Best thing is to draw your cock, photograph that drawing, send it on to your target...that way no laws have been broken and you can always claim it's part of your degree or some shit.

I'm thinking of inviting Barbus round. Have you seen what that bloke can do with a camera.

 

[Barry]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

I'm thinking of inviting Barbus round. Have you seen what that bloke can do with a camera.

Barbus is only an amateur.... i should imagine you require a high level professional

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[Lefkasman]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

Barbus is only an amateur.... i should imagine you require a high level professional

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I've seen the size of his zoom. That's all that matters.

 

[Erik]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

Why would anyone take a picture of their cock? I mean, the lighting, the temperature..everything will play havoc with the composition. Best thing is to draw your cock, photograph that drawing, send it on to your target...that way no laws have been broken and you can always claim it's part of your degree or some shit.

You've given this way too much thought......

 

[Barry]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

Surely the thread should be changed to two funny shaped heads?

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[Erik]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

I've seen the size of his zoom. That's all that matters.

Isn't it a macro lens you use to take photos of small things?

 

[puds1970]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

Heard a rumour a company called Munto were interested in buying Hardys cumstain FC.

 

[account deleted]

Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

Heard a rumour a company called Munto were interested in buying Hardys cumstain FC.

Maybe they can tempt Sol Campbell out of retirement for one game?

 

[Forestjones]

His head is shaped like Jay Z's.

 

[GreeksBearingGifts]

What a man; what a football legacy; what a business genius; what a dick (nah...).

 

[Alvar Hanso]

“A champion of a man”

 

[Strummer]

Chat shit, get banged.

 

[Viktor]

Chat shit, get relegated.

FTFY

 

[Strummer]

FTFY

I’ll chip it over, you smash it in!

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

 

[Strummer]

Alan Hardy!
What a Wanker, what a wanker!

 

[uredsuns]

Alan Hardys a Football Genius

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[Rzar]

Even Taylor is sticking the boot in

 

[Strummer]

Even Taylor is sticking the boot in

That’s LTLF Member Danny Taylor, to you!

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

Thee arsehole deserves all he gets, terrible deluded egotistical businessman who'd shit on anybody to enhance his stature. TWAT

 

[Otis Redding]

Even Taylor is sticking the boot in

Well said Danny.

 

[Strummer]

Well said Danny.

Otis! Are you OK?

I had images of you being admitted to QMC with ruptured sides from excessive laughter.

 

[Bryn Gunn]

Hardy on the radio now, struggling to talk.

 

[Bryn Gunn]

"The last six months have been the worst in my life" - AH