A song for Dexter.

[Rogue]

He's doing so bloody well but we really need to sort a song for him.

One of the more difficult names to fit a tune around though.

Get your thinking caps on and see what we can come up with for saturday.

 

[Cooky]

duh duh duh duh..DEXTER BLAAACKSTOCK is good enough surely?!

 

[Bridgfordred79]

when dexter goes to war
no points is all you can score
When dexter goes to war
no points is all you can score

to the tune of two tribes from frankie goes to hollywood

 

[Benchwarmer]

To the tune of Mull of Kintyre:

Dexter Blackstock,
The best striker that we have got,
He scores goals, he sets them up too,
Oh Dexter Blackstock!



Sorry its poor. :blush:

 

[donny]

One by 'Fritz24' on TalkForest.

Let's talk about Dex baby,
Let's talk about Ma-jew-ski,
Let's talk about Nathan Tyson, Paul McKenna, and Mou-ssi,
Let's talk about Dex.....

 

[forestjono]

duh duh duh duh..DEXTER BLAAACKSTOCK is good enough surely?!

Was good enough for him at QPR, but with an extra "ooh" in the middle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx6X7eUN44Q&NR=1

That sort of differentiates it from the Nathan Tyson vesion!

 

[RICH1977]

One by 'Fritz24' on TalkForest.

Let's talk about Dex baby,
Let's talk about Ma-jew-ski,
Let's talk about Nathan Tyson, Paul McKenna, and Mou-ssi,
Let's talk about Dex.....

im nearly rolling on the floor now thinking of A block singing this and half of us doing some dodgy boy band style dance routine at the same time :nowink:

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

Dexter...Blackstock...Faster than lightening, no-one you see wiill score more than heeeeeee

To this

 

[RICH1977]

what was the one last year with,

he shags a bird untill shes dead,
wraps his cock around his head,
dexter blackstock
forest number 10

as that could work if you replace number 10 to forest win again

 

[ForestNo10]

How about...


who put the ball in (name team) net?

the song would be like

who put the ball in newcastle net? BLACKSTOCK! BLACKSTOCK!
who put the ball in newcastle net Dexter Blackstock! Dexter Blackstock!

song could be chanted every time he scores.

Dexter Blackstock
he's big and f**king hard
he's better then (name player) alan smith
Dexter Blackstock!

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

How about...


who put the ball in (name team) net?

the song would be like

who put the ball in newcastle net? BLACKSTOCK! BLACKSTOCK!
who put the ball in newcastle net Dexter Blackstock! Dexter Blackstock!

song could be chanted every time he scores.

Dexter Blackstock
he's big and f**king hard
he's better then (name player) alan smith
Dexter Blackstock!

;D

 

[ForestNo10]

;D

i changed it to x when i saw what i did, silly me.
do you like both songs? think we can get both going tomorrow night or saturday if he scores.
hope adebole gets some minutes against barnely tomorrow night cos dont think barnsley have many big players at the back,so good chance of him scorerin.

 

[donny]

im nearly rolling on the floor now thinking of A block singing this and half of us doing some dodgy boy band style dance routine at the same time :nowink:

:nowink:

 

[mr happy]

One by 'Fritz24' on TalkForest.

Let's talk about Dex baby,
Let's talk about Ma-jew-ski,
Let's talk about Nathan Tyson, Paul McKenna, and Mou-ssi,
Let's talk about Dex.....

Haha quality, this has to catch on!

 

[RICH1977]

seriously try singing it out aloud without sounding like a twat and a bit camp

 

[Beasty]

I just want "dexter blackstock" to the tune of the flintstones :nowink:

 

[Jsmed]

What about:

Super, Super Dex
Super, Super Dex
Super, Super Dex
Super Dexter Blackstock

Even though its not the best, I am struggling to think of anything else.

Or

Dexter, Dexter Blackstock
Hes the best striker in history
We loaned him, from Q P R
and then he scored past Bristol City!

 

[Dawg]

He came to us from QPR
Blackstock
Blackstock
and Rapidly became a Star
Blackstock
Blacktsock
He scored the goal that beat the mags
and ripped apart those Derby fags
Dexter Blackstock
Number 23!

lalalalalalalalala etc etc

 

[mr happy]

you're right its a bit camp, but its piss funny. I'd love to see it belting out of the A block if only for comedy value

 

[Jsmed]

He came to us from QPR
Blackstock
Blackstock
and Rapidly became a Star
Blackstock
Blacktsock
He scored the goal that beat the mags
and ripped apart those Derby fags
Dexter Blackstock
Number 23!

lalalalalalalalala etc etc

Needs a little more after "and rapidly became a star", maybe "and rapidly became a forest star" would work.

 

[Jessica]

One by 'Fritz24' on TalkForest.

Let's talk about Dex baby,
Let's talk about Ma-jew-ski,
Let's talk about Nathan Tyson, Paul McKenna, and Mou-ssi,
Let's talk about Dex.....

I like that ;D

 

[Dawg]

To the tune of 'Downtown'


When you're in trouble
and you need to start scoring,
You should give him a call, Blackstock.
He really hates Derby,
and Leicester 'cos they're boring,
You should give him a ball, Blackstock.

Just listen to the chanting of the Forest when he's playing,
He's horrible to play against the other teams are saying,
We can not lose,

Dexter is becoming the king,
Because down at the City Ground, the Forest boys sing, for
Blackstock, scoring goals for fun
Blackstock, hates the Derby scum
Blackstock, Forest through and through.
Blaaacktock... blackstock.... blackstock....



Will never catch on but is just a bit of fun. Try singing it. haha.

 

[DezzieD]

Heard this one when he played for plymouth:

To the tune of inspector gadget!

de de de de De its Dexter Blackstock de de de de de de DEEEE...............and so on.




Been some much better suggestions above though

 

[William.]

Dextor is a hard one but hows about Paul Anderson? When he got tackled by Alan Smith we started singing we all hate Leeds scum-we all hate Leeds scum, but I originally thought we were singing Paul-and-e-son Paul-and-e-son..... and liked it ;D

 

[Mitch92]

what was the one last year with,

he shags a bird untill shes dead,
wraps his cock around his head,
dexter blackstock
forest number 10

as that could work if you replace number 10 to forest win again

Hes got a massive cock, BLACKSTOCK

he tucks it in his forest sock, BLACKSTOCK

he wraps his cock round his head
he shagged a bird and now shes dead

DEXTER BLACKSTOCK FORESTS 23


something along them lines