a small bit of help please

[fonforest]

got a kid staying over in our house from wales big swans fan, anyway he is going around singing anti forest songs all morning doing my head in, just want a few songs to sing back at him, anti swansea but not too bad dont want him crying or anything(well not yet ) just some fun. thanking ye

 

[The Maniacal Megatron]

Small town in Cardiff, You're just a small town in Cardiff.

Repeat as many times as you like :-*

 

[Loughborough_red]

In your Swansea slums,
In your Swansea slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cause your too f***ing thick,
In your Swansea slums...

It's an old un but a good un.

Or if all else fails just bring out the suicide statistics for the south wales area. :-*

 

[fonforest]

;D ;D thanks guys the tears are welling up in his eye s, at least he has shut up now :nowink:

 

[saunders:]]

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
etc

 

[Nick.]

Say something maybe, about their squad on some of the names you can't even pronounce them

 

[thesquareone]

something about sheep

 

[I Hate Derby]

You can shove that red dragon up your arse
you can shove that red dragon up your arse
you can shove that red dragon
shove that red dragon
shove that red dragon up your arse

 

[I Hate Derby]

One man went to sh*t, sh*t on swansea
city.
One man and his dog spot, went to sh*t
on swansea!

Two men went to sh*t, sh*t on swansea
city.
Two men, one man and his dog spot,
went to sh*t on swansea!

 

[fowldsforest]

You can shove that red dragon up your arse
you can shove that red dragon up your arse
you can shove that red dragon
shove that red dragon
shove that red dragon up your arse

sideways