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A personal plea

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sedgred

Banned
Dear Grim Reaper,

This has been a tough year for me, you took my favourite chef Keith Floyd, my favourite actor Patrick Swayze and then myfavourite singer Michael Jackson.
Now you have taken my favourite boy band member Stephen Gatley, with this in mind, please be aware that my favourite footballer is Robbie Savage !!

Love Nige

With thanks to Mark Marren ;D
 
lol lol Lovely!!
 
Sedgred, I can see the lie in your statement - Gatley wasn't your favorite boyband member was he.
 
sedgred said:
Dear Grim Reaper,

This has been a tough year for me, you took my favourite chef Keith Floyd, my favourite actor Patrick Swayze and then myfavourite singer Michael Jackson.
Now you have taken my favourite boy band member Stephen Gatley, with this in mind, please be aware that my favourite footballer is Robbie Savage !!

Love Nige

With thanks to Mark Marren ;D
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Got the same text on Tuesday except that the last sentence was 'my favourite football team is Derby County'.

Needless to say, working in Leicester, I changed the name of the team and sent it to all the 'bin raiding vermin' supporters I know.
 
funny you should say that coz a mate told me last week hed heard a rumour that Richard Branson was considering sponsoring Derby!!!!

Apparently, he pulled out because he didn't feel it was right to have 'Virgin' written across the shirt of a team that gets f**ked every Saturday...
 
Seargant Reddog said:
funny you should say that coz a mate told me last week hed heard a rumour that Richard Branson was considering sponsoring Derby!!!!

Apparently, he pulled out because he didn't feel it was right to have 'Virgin' written across the shirt of a team that gets f**ked every Saturday...
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Copyright Jasper Carrott circa 1994 (albeit a cleaner version involving 'not scoring.') lol
 
Seargant Reddog said:
funny you should say that coz a mate told me last week hed heard a rumour that Richard Branson was considering sponsoring Derby!!!!

Apparently, he pulled out because he didn't feel it was right to have 'Virgin' written across the shirt of a team that gets f**ked every Saturday...
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lol golden.
 
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