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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    What a ridiculous idea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    Fucking pedestrians, walking!!

    What a bunch of selfish pricks they are.

    Some knob tried to cross the road in front of me when there was no traffic in front of me and he wasn't on any sort of crossing.

    He knew I was there, looked at me, made some kind of gesture for me to stop and carried on walking anyway. I didn't stop.

    Wankers, the lot of 'em.

    This at 10 o'clock on a Sunday morning.

    What a bunch of selfish tosspots.

    Still, made great footage for my dashcam.


    Bit disappointed you didn't call him a twat as should be muttered/shouted at any indiscretion.
    As found here.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB722lPfxL8


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    Never a dull moment, is there.
    I had a Japanese Akita try to chase me last night. The owner had it on one of those extendable leads and it wasn’t locked, as I rode by it started chasing me and about ripped his arm socket out I imagine.
    I doubt it wanted to be my new best pal so I didn’t hang about


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    Bit disappointed you didn't call him a twat as should be muttered/shouted at any indiscretion.

    My best and most creative swearing comes from behind the wheel.
    Sorry. On that point, I do accept that I’ve let myself down, I’ve let the forum down and I’ve let the internet down. But I will do better.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith View Post

    As for the driver above, had he hit the pedestrian, he would be found to be just as guilty as the pedestrian as he should have pre-empted that the pedestrians might continue crossing.
    You do talk some shit sometimes, congo is not speeding, aware of the pedestrians as per the emergency stop, he did nowt wrong there.

    Natural selection will get that fucker one day and it'll probably all be somebody else's fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    You do talk some shit sometimes, congo is not speeding, aware of the pedestrians as per the emergency stop, he did nowt wrong there.

    Natural selection will get that fucker one day and it'll probably all be somebody else's fault.

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    I’m still in shock at Congo’s choice of driving music, never mind the pedestrian or what could have happened.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    Never a dull moment, is there.
    I had a Japanese Akita try to chase me last night. The owner had it on one of those extendable leads and it wasn’t locked, as I rode by it started chasing me and about ripped his arm socket out I imagine.
    I doubt it wanted to be my new best pal so I didn’t hang about
    Blooimg great, now I have this in my head. And now you will




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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    Blooimg great, now I have this in my head. And now you will

    That’s a blast from the past, not heard that for years.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    That’s a blast from the past, not heard that for years.
    Just as you close your eyes tonight, you are going to have that running around your mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    Just as you close your eyes tonight, you are going to have that running around your mind.
    Music is constantly on here mate, got Kraftwerk on at the moment, so I’m hoping to have Radio Activity running around my head when I close my eyes


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    I’m still in shock at Congo’s choice of driving music, never mind the pedestrian or what could have happened.
    I believe it was one of Fabriclive series of mix CDs that I was listening to for the first time. Don’t think it’s been listened to since though...


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    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    I believe it was one of Fabriclive series of mix CDs that I was listening to for the first time. Don’t think it’s been listened to since though...
    Was gonna say, always had you down as a sophisticated type of chap. Didn’t expect to hear that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    Was gonna say, always had you down as a sophisticated type of chap. Didn’t expect to hear that.
    Nice of you to say, but musically speaking, I’m somewhat schizophrenic, with tastes all over the place and which generally, shouldn’t be together in any music collection - which in turn leads to me listening to lots and lots of new stuff. Probably more new stuff than stuff I know I like.


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    The Chinese expect to build a brand new hospital from scratch inside two weeks to help cope with the 2019-nCoV corona virus. We'd still be piling up bodies for a least a month after that while we tried to work out if we would be disturbing a few newts!


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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm Red Till Dead View Post
    The Chinese expect to build a brand new hospital from scratch inside two weeks to help cope with the 2019-nCoV corona virus. We'd still be piling up bodies for a least a month after that while we tried to work out if we would be disturbing a few newts!
    Dont we have business cases ready for 40 new ones tho?


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    We do I believe, but how long would it take us to build them. The Royal Liverpool, despite work starting in 2013 is still not finished as the builder went bust a in 2018 (a year after it was due to be finished) and still isn't expected to be finished now until 2022 I believe.

    How many hospitals will they close after the new ones are built?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daz42 View Post
    Dont we have business cases ready for 40 new ones tho?
    Not really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm Red Till Dead View Post
    The Chinese expect to build a brand new hospital from scratch inside two weeks!
    They really are a great bunch of lads!

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm Red Till Dead View Post
    The Chinese expect to build a brand new hospital from scratch inside two weeks to help cope with the 2019-nCoV corona virus. We'd still be piling up bodies for a least a month after that while we tried to work out if we would be disturbing a few newts!
    Theyve done it already


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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm Red Till Dead View Post
    The Chinese expect to build a brand new hospital from scratch inside two weeks to help cope with the 2019-nCoV corona virus. We'd still be piling up bodies for a least a month after that while we tried to work out if we would be disturbing a few newts!
    The chinese would eat the fucking newts and start another corona virus.

    Dirty bastards.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RealRed85 View Post
    The chinese would eat the fucking newts and start another corona virus.

    Dirty bastards.


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    The dirty bastards eat bats, rats & cats and wonder why they get the lurgy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    The dirty bastards eat bats, rats & cats and wonder why they get the lurgy
    And after all that, it was the Corona they washed it down with that got the blame...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    The dirty bastards eat bats, rats & cats and wonder why they get the lurgy
    Someone posted up a few videos saying the same on FB. One picked up a live frog, put it's head in his mouth and tore it open, then ate it's still beating heart, another was eating live baby mice. Fucking wrong'uns.


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    Still would though

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