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[thehockleyhustler]

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-for-Sven.html



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[DanR]

A sadpie fan contacted me on facebook about a rumour that Hoddle was going to replace Charlie as their manager.

[FBS]

Read this in The Sun today. Had a little giggle to myself on the train.

[yam]

A sadpie fan contacted me on facebook about a rumour that Hoddle was going to replace Charlie as their manager.

So they want god on their side as well as money?

[uredsuns]

Its not the 1st of April is it? lol

[Rich]

Sven is very driven by money...

[holidayrep]

Its actually true.

He is going to be Director of Football - of course how much time he will spend at Notts is open to debate!

[thehockleyhustler]

Its actually true.

He is going to be Director of Football - of course how much time he will spend at Notts is open to debate!

Like Pleat with us at a guess...not a lot

He will be used as a figure to raise the profile of the club

[DanR]

I look forward to the Nottingham Evening Post stinging Sven with a fake Tracey from Strelley in the Debenhams doorways.

[Spring Heeled Jack]

This is a team that couldn't even sign Lee Hughes! Do me a favour!

[Rich]

I look forward to the Nottingham Evening Post stinging Sven with a fake Tracey from Strelley in the Debenhams doorways.

DanR, you're funny again!

[Loughborough_red]

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[EmJay]

Sky Sports breaking news are reporting that this is true and a done deal

[wemaybefamousagain]

A nice marketing move by Notts to put bums on seats. Essentially he will pick up a salary just to attend the odd meeting and show his face but its a shrewd move by Notts' new owners.

I doubt it will stop them being crap though - they will need a lot more than Sven to do that.

[yam]

Its on BBC now

He's fucking useless anyway, they're welcome to him. He achieved wonders with "big budgets" before...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ty/8160968.stm

[the mask of zorro]

Joking aside, if I was a Notts fan this would seriously worry me.

How do all con men work?

They put up a front to distract what is really going on in the background.

[weasel]

I found this gem on the NEP comments section:

"ur pies r avin a laugh.u will never b as big as us u stupid idiots" - Courtesy of Mark in Stoke.

Can't argue with it can you!

[weasel]

Its on BBC now

He's f**king useless anyway, they're welcome to him. He achieved wonders with "big budgets" before...

Sven Goran Eriksson managerial record:

Göteborg
Svenska Cupen Winners 1979, 1982
Allsvenskan Champions 1981, 1982
UEFA Cup Winners 1982

Benfica
Portuguese Liga Champions 1983, 1984, 1991
Cup of Portugal Winners 1983
SuperCup Cândido de Oliveira Champions 1989
European Cup Runners Up 1990
UEFA Cup Runners Up 1983

Roma
Coppa Italia Winners 1986
Sampdoria
Coppa Italia Winners 1994

Lazio
Coppa Italia Winners 1998, 2000
Italian Super Cup Winners 1998, 2000
UEFA Cup Winners' Cup Winners 1999
UEFA Super Cup Winners 1999
Serie A Champions 2000

England managers record
Manager : P W D L Win% Loss%
Terry Venables 23 11 11 1 48% 4%
Sven Goran Eriksson 67 40 17 10 60% 15%
Alf Ramsey 113 69 27 17 61% 15%
Glenn Hoddle 28 17 6 5 61% 18%
Ron Greenwood 55 33 12 10 60% 18%
Graham Taylor 38 18 13 7 47% 18%
Bobby Robson 95 47 30 18 49% 19%
Walter Winterbottom 139 78 33 28 56% 20%
Kevin Keegan 18 7 7 4 39% 25%
Don Revie 29 14 8 7 48% 24%
Steve McClaren 16 8 4 4 50% 25%

Fucking useless?

[bono1975]

Lock up your wifes and girlfriends

[The Maniacal Megatron]

It will last 5 mins.

There is something about this consortium that I feel will stiff Notts somehow.

It just stinks for some reason.

[congo_red]

Sven Goran Eriksson managerial record:
England managers record
Manager : P W D L Win% Loss%
Terry Venables 23 11 11 1 48% 4%
Sven Goran Eriksson 67 40 17 10 60% 15%
Alf Ramsey 113 69 27 17 61% 15%
Glenn Hoddle 28 17 6 5 61% 18%
Ron Greenwood 55 33 12 10 60% 18%
Graham Taylor 38 18 13 7 47% 18%
Bobby Robson 95 47 30 18 49% 19%
Walter Winterbottom 139 78 33 28 56% 20%
Kevin Keegan 18 7 7 4 39% 25%
Don Revie 29 14 8 7 48% 24%
Steve McClaren 16 8 4 4 50% 25%

Fucking useless?

So what you're saying is...Sven is almost as good as Glenn Hoddle, who is England's joint greatest manager EVER.

I guess you really CAN rpove anything with statistics...

[The Badger]

I'm a bit...YOU WHAT?

[removed user]

I'm a bit...YOU WHAT?

What?

[DanR]

He's never been a Director of Football at a 4th division club who don't have a pot to piss in before though. It's unchartered waters for him, a whole new level of challenges.

Would be great fun to see him at Saltergate drinking his half time Bovril, scouting on Jack Lester.