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    Quote Originally Posted by GreeksBearingGifts View Post
    Not even her niece.
    WHAT? Say no to this?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Juif Rouge View Post
    WHAT? Say no to this?
    Yep; one of the most frigid nice-looking women I have ever seen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Absolutely although the grunting would probably get on me tits after a while
    Well, the solution is simple - stop grunting.
    And, yes I would... I love the way her hard nipples, like chapel hat-pegs, try and burst their way from the restraint of the sports bra and lycra top.
    Cold shower time!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    Well, the solution is simple - stop grunting.
    And, yes I would... I love the way her hard nipples, like chapel hat-pegs, try and burst their way from the restraint of the sports bra and lycra top.
    Cold shower time!
    You could hang a soaking wet donkey jacket off her nipples


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    Default Re: Wudya/Wuntja

    Leave campaigner and now Brexit Party MEP Lucy Harris




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    Default Re: Wudya/Wuntja

    Wud


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    Leave campaigner and now Brexit Party MEP Lucy Harris
    I'd leave that...on the shelf, thanks.


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    Deffo yes.


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    Definitely wants fucking.

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    With a ragmans trumpet.

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    Not a chance and my standards are pretty low these days.

    She's ugly
    Looks like a lesbian
    Trying to give the black eyed stare of a trained killer (but not succeeding)
    Low IQ (well she is in the Brexit party!)

    That is just a few of the reasons.

    I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women,. Suddenly, uncritically giving no thought to the pain it could bring. - Nick Hornby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    Well, the solution is simple - stop grunting.
    And, yes I would... I love the way her hard nipples, like chapel hat-pegs, try and burst their way from the restraint of the sports bra and lycra top.
    Cold shower time!
    Are you going to see her in the Nottingham Open next month?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    With a ragmans trumpet.

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    Which end is inserted first?
    Asking for a friend who is into these sort of games.


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    Quote Originally Posted by alabamared View Post
    Are you going to see her in the Nottingham Open next month?
    I would if the weather forecast was ok... by that I mean cold with a sudden sharp shower that soaked the players' tops through immediately then the sky cleared so they didn't have to leave the court even for a moment!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    I would if the weather forecast was ok... by that I mean cold with a sudden sharp shower that soaked the players' tops through immediately then the sky cleared so they didn't have to leave the court even for a moment!
    Now calm down, those sort of thoughts are no good for a man of your age.
    Any way you would probably get thrown out for knocking one off the wrist in a public area.


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    Default Re: Wudya/Wuntja

    Madonna @ 60 anyone?




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    Default Re: Wudya/Wuntja

    Would rather have Maradona @ 60. At least he'd give you the hand of god.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    Would rather have Maradona @ 60. At least he'd give you the hand of god.
    And the penis of a small rodent.

    (Not posting the picture, but any Skinner and Baddiel's Fantasy Football veterans will know what I'm talking about)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trents View Post
    Madonna @ 60 anyone?

    Yeah once she’s wapped a bit of slap on her face


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Yeah once she’s wapped a bit of slap on her face
    Dirty girl

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    Default Re: Wudya/Wuntja

    She's in a good state for her age, so yes.


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    Default Re: Wudya/Wuntja

    I think I’ve answered “would” to every option in this thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
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    Definitely, Some fussy fuckers on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    I think I’ve answered “would” to every option in this thread
    This will test you, ya bastard!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Juif Rouge View Post
    This will test you, ya bastard!

    No way , Looks like Prescott.

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