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    Not exactly having a dustbin lorry rolling over your car is it

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    Was he operating the vehicle from the boot or something?


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    LMAO that is so crap, I was expecting something Ian Wright style.


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    Joe Cole cheats death denting bumper. His rear light is still intact. I must have cheated death about four hundred times over the years.


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    lol.



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    A spokesman for Cole said: “He was shaken up, but he is fine and went to training as usual. He is just happy no one was hurt.”

    Police were not called to the scene and Cole exchanged insurance details with John and the driver of the lorry.

    he would hardly exchange details and go to training if he had cheated death


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    OMG, I just saw my life flash in front of my eyes.

    I stubbed my toe on a window ledge


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    The article goes on about a Vauxhall Signum? Where as the jeep in the picture looks like a Range Rover. Maybe the paper used a random picture?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Freiro Cornholio
    OMG, I just saw my life flash in front of my eyes.

    I stubbed my toe on a window ledge
    WTF are your toes doing on a window ledge !lol


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    Hahahaha. Incredible.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MKRed
    The article goes on about a Vauxhall Signum? Where as the jeep in the picture looks like a Range Rover. Maybe the paper used a random picture?
    Cole was driving the Range Rover which was hit from behind, the impact caused his car to ram the back of the Vauxhall in front.* It's all in the article, if you can call it that.

    ENGLAND soccer star Joe Cole cheated death yesterday when a 40-ton lorry smashed into his Range Rover Vogue as he sat in traffic.

    He then dashed to the aid of another driver trapped in his Vauxhall Signum.




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    Ahhh ok. I just quickly glanced and made assumptions.


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    Joe Cole cheats death? What did he do, give him a melvin and run off?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MKRed
    Ahhh ok. I just quickly glanced and made assumptions.*
    You journalist


 

 

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