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    Quote Originally Posted by George
    I did two years in the slammer for that s**t. *I knew it was a fair cop when the filth turned up so I decided to Kumquatly!!! *

    I'll get me coat!
    did they lock you up in a celery


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    A round of apple-ause for everyone!

    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

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    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    did they lock you up in a celery


    Olive in a celery most of the lime anyway, with just a bed and a small stool to Citron.......


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    Default Re: Matt Jarvis to sign this week......

    When the police found he hadn't done it, they felt like lemons.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadford
    When the police found he hadn't done it, they felt like lemons.
    nothing new for the police to act like cabbages ,Did they lettuce you go when they realised .


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    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    nothing new for the police to act like cabbages ,Did they lettuce you go when they realised .
    or was a peas bargain?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadford
    or was a peas bargain?
    how you bean since ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadford
    or was a peas bargain?
    Did your barrister tell you to beetrootful or lie?

    The beast is stirring yet again!! :devil:

    it has nothing to do with football or NFFC

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    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    how you bean since ?
    in hiding, evidence was sprouting up all over.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost of Timothy Pope
    Did your barrister tell you to beetrootful or lie?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dadford
    in hiding, evidence was sprouting up all over.
    it's terrible how the police carrot out there daily duties


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost of Timothy Pope
    Did your barrister tell you to beetrootful or lie?
    he said lie, get on a plane and become a Kiwi


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadford
    he said lie, get on a plane and become a Kiwi
    so you just got a slap on the ham and told not to do it again


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    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    so you just got a slap on the ham and told not to do it again
    yes, but it was a set up, should have know when Paddy coppers turned up and said "irish stew in the name of the law"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadford
    yes, but it was a set up, should have know when Paddy coppers turned up and said "irish stew in the name of the law"
    you should have apple-ed the decision


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    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    you should have apple-ed the decision
    the whole system is rotten to the core


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadford
    the whole system is rotten to the core
    did you not say "officer i have no beef with you i just want to go home and get in bread"


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    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    did you not say "officer i have no beef with you i just want to go home and get in bread"
    no one would listem. My nam had to sort it out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadford
    no one would listem. My nam had to sort it out.
    sounds like they was pickling on you mate


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    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves living lifes of crime. * It really is a poor example to set for your next of pumpkin!


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    Quote Originally Posted by George
    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves living lifes of crime. * It really is a poor example to set for your next of pumpkin!
    wondering if they used the pepper spray


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    Quote Originally Posted by George
    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves living lifes of crime. * It really is a poor example to set for your next of pumpkin!
    It's no use trying to curry flavor with them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    wondering if they used the pepper spray
    I believe they do at lunch time....apparently it adds zest to their truncheon meat sandwiches!


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    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    wondering if they used the pepper spray
    that would be A-salt tho


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    Default Re: Matt Jarvis to sign this week......

    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    wondering if they used the pepper spray
    Quote Originally Posted by panthers
    that would be A-salt tho
    Sounds like you was conned iment. Always knew your ways would ketchup with you


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost of Timothy Pope
    Sounds like you was conned iment. Always knew your ways would ketchup with you
    you need to get in the cu-cumber for that.


 

 

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