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    Just read this article on MSN

    English tourist Helen Simpson was barred from a casino in New Zealand for possessing "offensive" breasts. We’re not joking. “I feel like I've been discriminated against for having big breasts,” said Simpson, who was wearing a low cut cocktail dress at the time. The casino’s dress code only insists on "smart, neat attire".

    At what point do breasts (on females) become offensive? Can they?

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    Bigger the better for Croucho.


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    I already know the answer to this one...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizardinho
    I already know the answer to this one...
    Lizard, there is much talk of your 'fisting' on the match thread....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Poor.
    Bigger the better for Croucho.
    That's why I thought I'd ask him, his fondness for "large norks" is well documented.


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    i think we need pictures


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tutts
    Lizard, there is much talk of your 'fisting' on the match thread....
    Which page? I can't be arsed to read the whole thing!


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    At the point I'm in danger of suffocation, I tend to think they could possibly be a bit on the large size.

    However, and death caused by them would purely be my own fault, and as such, the norks are not to be held responsible.

    Norks cannot be offensively big.

    Unless they are on Meatloaf.

    Talk to me, Goose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talky Toaster TM
    At what point do breasts (on females) become offensive? Can they?
    I guess if they're big enough they could be used to smother a man, thus making them an offensive weapon?

    Plus when the woman becomes old and they become saggy and wrinkled they could cause offence.

    I was curious about this, so tracked the story down to a New Zealand Blogsite...and here's a picture of the lady (and breasts) in question:-



    Have to say, I'm siding with the Casino.

    EDIT: Hmm, not sure that direct picture link is working...have uploaded the pic as well...


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    in my opinion this is grotesque.

    [img width=728 height=1024]http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/guygiles/Picture1-3.png[/img]


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    fucking hideous, that bangle in no way matches her necklace and earings, uncoordianted munter


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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooijdonks Son
    in my opinion this is grotesque.
    Not so much of a worry for me mate, but if someone opened that at work they might get into a bit of trouble.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brolin
    Not so much of a worry for me mate, but if someone opened that at work they might get into a bit of trouble.
    Who by the fashion police??


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    Quote Originally Posted by parisred
    Who by the fashion police??
    No, by some sort of feminist gestapo.


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    Now THAT'S just made me laugh!!!

    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

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    flagman do me a f***ing favour remove me from this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brolin
    No, by some sort of feminist gestapo.
    lesbians, who needs them eh?? can't live with them, can't ever poke them either
    nieher use nor ornament are they??


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    Having looked at the picture, she is ugly. The norks are large and saggy, so don't make up for the ugliness.

    I've fed this picture into the computer and it's telling me that she is a three pinter, and she would have had to have bought me at least one of the three.

    I think I've raised my standards somewhat lately.


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    Having looked at the picture myself.

    I've come to the conclusion that it is Joe Brands older, bigger fatter, uglier sister.


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    fucking gayers to the left, homos to the right, stuck in the middle with poo...


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    Quote Originally Posted by puds1970
    Having looked at the picture myself.

    I've come to the conclusion that it is Joe Brands older, bigger fatter, uglier sister.
    Oh I forgot to add.
    I'd do her.


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    Good man!


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    OK firstly I know of no man ever who said to a woman "I'm sorry I can't go out with you because your breasts are too large".

    Any body ever said that ....ummm...ummm?

    But breasts are great from the small pert ones on Oriental girls to the 38 double Gs on the California girls...never refuse the opportunity to play.

    Two sorts I don't like.

    Those ones that are saggy and look as they have lost half their filling.

    Secondly, and this could be controversial, false boobs. Look great feel really strange. The whole experience is like going into a sweet shop and buying a quarter of chocolate limes and finding that they taste like cough mixture!

    I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women,. Suddenly, uncritically giving no thought to the pain it could bring. - Nick Hornby

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    Quote Originally Posted by alabamared
    OK firstly I know of no man ever who said to a woman "I'm sorry I can't go out with you because your breasts are too large".

    Any body ever said that ....ummm...ummm?

    But breasts are great from the small pert ones on Oriental girls to the 38 double Gs on the California girls...never refuse the opportunity to play.

    Two sorts I don't like.

    Those ones that are saggy and look as they have lost half their filling.

    Secondly, and this could be controversial, false boobs. Look great feel really strange. The whole experience is like going into a sweet shop and buying a quarter of chocolate limes and finding that they taste like cough mixture!
    You are not supposed to bite breasts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eamonn Rocks
    You are not supposed to bite breasts.

    Nibble maybe.

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    I think 'odd' is a good thing. Oddness shows originality, uniqueness and a desire to be different from the masses. Oddness is, maybe, only deemed 'odd' by the majority who are considered less odd but only by their own blinkered observations and understanding. Oddness should never be criticised but be encouraged to nurture, develop individualism and to explore the mind rather than conform to expectation and 'normality'. Many of the world's greatest works of art and prose were born from those minds many considered to be 'odd'.
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    my ex-girlfriend used to be able to orgasm just by me biting her nipples........

    may she rest in peace.


 

 

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